Is this a real thing IC? This dude at my job "Throws away the last piece of food for the chef"

[Shuffington]

funny sh*t.

 

[konceptjones]

Stop lying

You aint got no job

I don't do shit for 2 weeks and they pay me to buy games and pussy. Your turn nigga.

A Purpose card bruh???



c'mon... You seein' over $1700 every other week and you can't find a bank to put ya money in? Might as well have a Rush Card.

 

[Copper]

What you bought at gamestop nigga?

 

[i ro ny]

Ah man this thread is fuckin comedy

 

[leftcoastkev]

LOL, this nigga sounds like my pops. He spazzes out over little shit like this....

But, I do shit like this sometimes. It erks my girl. I'll eat 99% of my food and leave 1% of each dish on the plate and throw it away. I'll get up to throw it away and she's like "whhhhhhyyyyy?" I'm like "nah".

I don't eat the end pieces in loafs of bread either. I throw them shits away (unless it's taro bread).

I don't eat every crevice of meat off of chicken bones. I honestly don't know how you bissell brush vacuum mouth mufukas do it...

On the flip, I'll save baking stuff like spices (pepper, cinnamon, oregano, etc) past it's expiration date and I trip when she goes through the cabinet talking bout "this black peppercorn" is expired 2 months...i'll go "who gives a fuck?"...and start grinding that shit all over food.....

 

[King Ghidorah]

What you bought at gamestop nigga?

Paid off the rest of my Xbox 1 X.

 

[konceptjones]

LOL, this nigga sounds like my pops. He spazzes out over little shit like this....

But, I do shit like this sometimes. It erks my girl. I'll eat 99% of my food and leave 1% of each dish on the plate and throw it away. I'll get up to throw it away and she's like "whhhhhhyyyyy?" I'm like "nah".

I don't eat the end pieces in loafs of bread either. I throw them shits away (unless it's taro bread).

I don't eat every crevice of meat off of chicken bones. I honestly don't know how you bissell brush vacuum mouth mufukas do it...

On the flip, I'll save baking stuff like spices (pepper, cinnamon, oregano, etc) past it's expiration date and I trip when she goes through the cabinet talking bout "this black peppercorn" is expired 2 months...i'll go "who gives a fuck?"...and start grinding that shit all over food.....

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[DarthRozay]

so what does dude do if he accidentally eats the last one, thinkin there was another in there?

I don't get it. Unless you're full and don't want anymore, I don't get why you would leave some left.

 

[Chi Snow]

The broom spitting thing is common

As I understand it, if someone sweeps ya feet you never getting married unless you break the curse *spitting on it*

If you already married and someone sweeps ya feet you headed for divorce, unless you spit on it

Don’t tell me you niggas outchea splitting poles also......

 

[atribecalledgabi]

The broom spitting thing is common

As I understand it, if someone sweeps ya feet you never getting married unless you break the curse *spitting on it*

If you already married and someone sweeps ya feet you headed for divorce, unless you spit on it

Don’t tell me you niggas outchea splitting poles also......

You avoid walking on cracks in the street?

 

[TheGOAT]

Just sounds like some superstisious shit past down thru generations.

My girl spits on the broom before using it because her mom always said its bad luck if u dont.

Was passed on from their family down south.

WTF? Yeah lete sweep up the mess real quick by making another mess first smh

I think some of yall are thinkin they out here hawkin loogies and shit.

Its not that.

Its more just the gesture and sound efx of spittin on a broom more than anything

....still dumb tho

Her side of the fam all religious n shit but also believe in this shit that sounds like witchcraft to me

 

[TheGOAT]

Oh and if her moms ever see a purse touch the floor...

 

[Chi Snow]

The broom spitting thing is common

As I understand it, if someone sweeps ya feet you never getting married unless you break the curse *spitting on it*

If you already married and someone sweeps ya feet you headed for divorce, unless you spit on it

Don’t tell me you niggas outchea splitting poles also......

You avoid walking on cracks in the street?

I don’t have the greatest relationship with my moms so.....

Oh and if her moms ever see a purse touch the floor...

This also.

Common human decency

 

[onetoughmiracle]

My girl spits on the broom before using it because her mom always said its bad luck if u dont.

Nigga what

Lmaoooo

Yea i smh each time

Her mom got fam from alabama or some shit she do a few strange things.

She also need do all her laundry on new years eve or it brings the bad into the new year or some shit

A family member told me to do the same thing and my reply has been this

 

[NCswag]

Nigga shoulda gave you a "mind your got damn business" touch up.

 

[englishdude]

Someone needs to make a craziest superstition spinoff, these replies are hilarious

 

[MallyG]

I cant imagine getting mad over anything like this.

This legit had me bust out laughing.

Like after getting mad at this for 6 years, you came up with a plan to watch him eat a bag of cookies and call him out for throwing the last one out.

Shit had you so mad you was studerring.

You deserved to catch an asswhooping.

The Hall Is Watching!

 

[KingFreeman]

Here with my boys... just to experiment I threw the last 2 slices and wings to the chef... mans are cheesed right now lmao. Shoulda videotaped this shit.