In Honor Of Ryan Lochte, what's the biggest lie you ever told...

[HundredEyes]

The greatest liar always tells the truth

 

[CashmoneyDux]

Damn...

I might have to start lying to bitches

 

[2stepz_ahead]

you tell enough of the truth to be able to lie when needed

 

[jetlifebih]

I was at college at Morgan state....I was dating this chick of campus and she wanted to come through one night....so I told her to meet me at morgan view (the senior dorms, y'all know how black colleges over accept students and over fill the dorms...they put ya boy in the senior dorms freshman year....yes I was that nigga)

So I was on the phone with her and she asked

"Where you at"

I replied

"7-11"

She said

"Ohhh can you bring me a slurpee"

Now I was in the store with 1 quarter, 3 dimes, 4 nickles, and 4 pennies...that's 79 cents ....nigga I had just enough for a game cigarillo....I wasn't light on my toes with the lies cause I never really had to but I needed one that night...so...

I reply

"The slurpee machine broke"

She replied

"Ok"

Mane if this bih didn't show up with the biggest slurpee 7-11 had ,I think it's the big gulp junt...when I seen the cup ...bruh I just looked up like

She wasn't mad, I still got on, she was my girl friend, but my ego couldn't let me tell her I was broke...looking back I would been honest but it was one of them situations where I ain't wanna be in a position where I couldn't even buy shorty a slurpee yadamean? That shit had me screaming fuck in my mind the whole night...

 

[R0mp]

My middle school had this prize day in our gym for fundraiser sales. Well, one of the prizes was this money machine thing that you'd get in for a certain amount of time and they'd it turn on and one dollar bills would blow around and you were given the chance to catch as many as you could. Unfortunately, my name wasn't drawn for this prize.

Pictures of money machines:

Well, that same night I went into the back office of my church and 'borrowed' a hundred dollar bill from the collection plate, which was out in the open. When my folks noticed me with the money and asked where I got it from, I told them my name was drawn for the money machine prize and there was a hundred dollar bill in there.

 

[texas409]

My middle school had this prize day in our gym for fundraiser sales. Well, one of the prizes was this money machine thing that you'd get in for a certain amount of time and they'd it turn on and one dollar bills would blow around and you were given the chance to catch as many as you could. Unfortunately, my name wasn't drawn for this prize.

Pictures of money machines:

Well, that same night I went into the back office of my church and 'borrowed' a hundred dollar bill from the collection plate, which was out in the open. When my folks noticed me with the money and asked where I got it from, I told them my name was drawn for the money machine prize and there was a hundred dollar bill in there.

Repent homie

 

[CashmoneyDux]

My middle school had this prize day in our gym for fundraiser sales. Well, one of the prizes was this money machine thing that you'd get in for a certain amount of time and they'd it turn on and one dollar bills would blow around and you were given the chance to catch as many as you could. Unfortunately, my name wasn't drawn for this prize.

Pictures of money machines:

Well, that same night I went into the back office of my church and 'borrowed' a hundred dollar bill from the collection plate, which was out in the open. When my folks noticed me with the money and asked where I got it from, I told them my name was drawn for the money machine prize and there was a hundred dollar bill in there.

Hell you are going to

 

[Colin$mackabi$h]

I always tell the truth, even when i lie.

-Tony Montana