In Honor Of Ryan Lochte, what's the biggest lie you ever told...

[TheGOAT]

U go 1st

 

[alliknowishate]

I told this Bitch that I was hung like a horse. Once she grabbed me I knew it was over

 

[smp4life]

Faked an orgasm.

 

[Louis Devinear]

Inb4 niggas start trying to out lie each other.

 

[Stew]

U go 1st

I gotta let the thread breathe for a bit I still got stalker on my back :#

 

[TheGOAT]

I believe all my lies so kinda hard to answer

 

[Will Munny]

A promise from me is just a lie I haven't told yet.

 

[b'mer...]

Im sorry...

 

[Angeles1son85]

Whats fuked up is he left all tje other swimmers in rio while he back in the states lol

 

[TheBoyRo]

I remember being in 6th grade back in 96, this Caucasian sold me a playboy magazine from 1994 for like $5. I kept it in my room, under the bed. My parents told me to clean under my bed one day. My dumbass waited too long to do it and forgot that magazine was there. I ran up there and lo and behold, they cleaned it for me and found the magazine. Being raised in a Christian home, they wanted an explanation. I concocted a story that I found the magazine on the street and didn't want any child to find it. They bought it

 

[CapitalB]

im too areogant to lie..

 

[not_osirus_jenkins]

I do and say what I want. Only reason to lie is to get out of trouble. I'm an adult, there isn't enough trouble in the world that would make me lie.

 

[Stew]

I do and say what I want. Only reason to lie is to get out of trouble. I'm an adult, there isn't enough trouble in the world that would make me lie.

So u ain't ever told a big lie in your whole life?

 

[not_osirus_jenkins]

I do and say what I want. Only reason to lie is to get out of trouble. I'm an adult, there isn't enough trouble in the world that would make me lie.

So u ain't ever told a big lie in your whole life?

Nah, no big lies. When I was young white lies and shit like that. But as I got older I realized the worst that would happen if I told the truth was someone was gonna dislike me. And that shit dont matter to me.

 

[Dupac]

crashed a homies car while drunk driving...picking this nigga up from work......i hit a fucking median and side swiped the shit outta the passenger door....

when i got to the niggaz job, i went over to the passenger side, and let him get in the drivers side...nigga drove all the way home and ain't notice the shit till the next day, he thought the dump truck did it while going through the parking lot....i went with that story

 

[Rum Middleton]

Well the stupidest lie was...when I was like 10, I went to this week long camp in the summer, my Mom was like, I went to that camp, its pretty cool, tellin me all this shit they did like, sports arts and crafts, arrows, whatever..she said they also had horseback riding..

Well i went the camp, it was cool, all that shit she had mentioned, they did have it..except the horseback riding..so when she came to get me, I told her, yeah the horseback riding was fun, first time bein on a horse...she was proud, thought I would get scared or some shit.. so when I was like in my 20's, she was tellin me about her boyfriend (he had farm) and how they rode together, she asked me remember you rode at that camp? I was like, oh yeah, that shit was fun as hell!! Smh I still aint tell that lady the truth LOL

*Though I did ride a horse in highschool with this youth group...shit was fun as hell

 

[Dupac]

nigga was like 14....during the summer...and we was tryna go to the mall before my mom got home from work, but my dumb ass left the key in the house....

my homeboy sean was like a fucking monkey, nigga could climb anything, so i helped this nigga climb onto our roof so he could go through my window and let me in the house.....

soon as this nigga jumps on the roof the back door wings open

moms: nigga what the fuck did you just throw in the roof??

me:

uh nothing

moms:

i said what did you throw in the roof?

me: sean......

yea i ain't make the mall, or shit else that summer

 

[GodNThaBuild'n]

I told this bitch I had cancer to get the draws....

Naw mayne... lol I had rented a jaguar tho get puss tho. Lied said I was a very important person and shit just to get sum pussy tho

 

[I Self Lord & Master]

I can't even really think of anything to be honest

I never really had to lie to get what I wanted or shit done from my parents or from other people

 

[Dupac]

I told this bitch I had cancer to get the draws....

Naw mayne... lol I had rented a jaguar tho get puss tho. Lied said I was a very important person and shit just to get sum pussy tho

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