I'm watching The Universe "Beyond the Big Bang" and I can't stop laughing! BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[DoUwant2go2Heaven]

Kai: I know more than everybody

Me: Oh look it's Kai trying to sound like a psuedo know it all intellectual giant. Laughs.

 

[Meta_Conscious]

why has God allowed so much suffering? and slow internet?

 

[zombie]

I must be bored because this show is the most ridiculous nonsense I have ever watched. All they are doing is speculating while at the same time ethering themselves time and time again.

Like 1 dude said, "The universe shouldn't be the same temperature no matter which way we look, but it is! How is this possible, ummmm....I don't know"

I dang near fell out my chair when I heard that.


This show is comical. God is confounding the wisdom of this world on the very show that is trying to deny His existence! God trolling the trolls while dishing out ether and yet they UNENO. But yet, you want to tell me how everything came to be astrophysicist? ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!

Good grief I had my laugh for today.

I hate to remind you, but religion and science fought century ago and science won. The computer you're on is proof....

If this was true there would not be millions and millions of people who still follow religions or better yet simply believe in god.

No. We make decisions as a society based on logic and not religion. See: government for starters. So people can believe whatever the fuck they want to, we don't drive cars b/c we think theyr'e blessed by god.

This is also not true because people all over the world elect politicians who make world shaping decisions based on their religious values. Not to mention that right here in this country rightly or wrongly our mid east policy is largely molded by the religious influences on our politicians. Religion is alive and well it's just no longer the sole purpose for our decisions.

 

[DoUwant2go2Heaven]

see, he doesn't get it

he thinks fish and monkeys turn into humans

the same way he said a chicken should evolve into a shark

if all else fails for you bro, you can be a writer for Sy-Fy making some funky ass mutant movies

it's funny to see how the "theory of evolution" crumbles when you put the cookies on the bottom shelf. LOL. It's funny to me.

 

[DoUwant2go2Heaven]

T

why do non-scientists fight so hard against science?

stick to your mystic rituals...

True science is in agreement with God. Because God created science.

Science that is falsely called science doesn't.

Amen.

There's a false science now?

Yes.

i.e. evolution

Something that's still being studied can't be false

A fish doesn't evolve into a human being. Sorry I live in reality, not in fantasy land.

That never happened.

Sad when folks who believe in evolution don't even understand what they truly believe.

In simple terms evolution states that all life sprung from some ancient "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle" primordial ooze.

In that primordial ooze life magically appeared and eventually evolved into fish like creatures.

SMH

One day a fish like creature decided that it was tired of being a fish and living in water, so it decided to magically finagle its way on to dry land.

SMH

Finding itself in this new habitat, it magically was able to produce legs, breath oxygen, and convince another fish to come on land in order to reproduce

SMH

This in turn led to new creatures which over time evolved into flamingos, rhinos, elephants, tigers, monkeys, giraffes, hippos, honey badgers, skunks, etc.

SMH

But the granddaddy of the whole deception is that one day somehow a monkey decided that it wanted to stop being a monkey. So it decided to stand upright and in turn evolve into me, you, and every other human being who has ever lived.

SMH

Oh but there's still monkeys around.

SMH

The end.

T

why do non-scientists fight so hard against science?

stick to your mystic rituals...

True science is in agreement with God. Because God created science.

Science that is falsely called science doesn't.

Amen.

There's a false science now?

Yes.

i.e. evolution

Something that's still being studied can't be false

A fish doesn't evolve into a human being. Sorry I live in reality, not in fantasy land.

That never happened.

Sad when folks who believe in evolution don't even understand what they truly believe.

In simple terms evolution states that all life sprung from some ancient "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle" primordial ooze.

In that primordial ooze life magically appeared and eventually evolved into fish like creatures.

SMH

One day a fish like creature decided that it was tired of being a fish and living in water, so it decided to magically finagle its way on to dry land.

SMH

Finding itself in this new habitat, it magically was able to produce legs, breath oxygen, and convince another fish to come on land in order to reproduce

SMH

This in turn led to new creatures which over time evolved into flamingos, rhinos, elephants, tigers, monkeys, giraffes, hippos, honey badgers, skunks, etc.

SMH

But the granddaddy of the whole deception is that one day somehow a monkey decided that it wanted to stop being a monkey. So it decided to stand upright and in turn evolve into me, you, and every other human being who has ever lived.

SMH

Oh but there's still monkeys around.

SMH

The end.

Ummm... Your version of what you think people believe who

Believe in evolution sounds like magic, which you are making fun of.

But what you believe in sounds like a form of magic too. So... I don't understand the condescension.

You have to put the cookies on the bottom shelf so that the kiddies can reach them.

When you simplify the "Theory of Evolution" for what it really teaches, what you get is what I described.

You can miss me with all the jargon and fluff, i see through that nonsense. I get to the heart of the matter and what I posted is what evolution teaches. Don't act like it doesn't.

Answer these questions, yes or no

1. Did not all life spring from some ancient primordial ooze?

2. Did not that life evolve into sea creatures?

3. Did not some "fish like creature" one day come on to dry land?

4. Did not some "fish like creature" grow legs, breath oxygen, and convince another "Fish like creature" to also come on land in order to reproduce?

5. Did not all land animals, birds, and human beings evolve from that "ancient fish like creature" that decided it was tired of water and came on to land?

Every last one of the Bible stories can be broken down in to many more unlikely scenarios.

I'm just saying your own logic can be applied to religion.

God is super-natural. So it wouldn't be surprising that there are many super-natural occurrences happening in the Bible. But what is super natural to us, is common to God. He can do as He wills. Nothing is too hard for Him. Amen.

But what is common to us in 2014 would be supernatural to a man in 14AD.

Nah, I don't think so. We are still trying to figure out how man built the pyramids in Egypt.

I believe his premise was related to biblical stories though. So I'm sure he meant the many miracles that are contained in the scriptures.

 

[DoUwant2go2Heaven]

why has God allowed so much suffering? and slow internet?

Man decided that sin was more desirable than life. What you see today are the results of our first choice of disobedience in the Garden of Eden.

 

[zombie]

why has God allowed so much suffering? and slow internet?

Suffering is not necessarily a bad thing and something has to be slow before is can be fast.

 

[Ajackson17]

T

why do non-scientists fight so hard against science?

stick to your mystic rituals...

True science is in agreement with God. Because God created science.

Science that is falsely called science doesn't.

Amen.

There's a false science now?

Yes.

i.e. evolution

Something that's still being studied can't be false

A fish doesn't evolve into a human being. Sorry I live in reality, not in fantasy land.

That never happened.

Sad when folks who believe in evolution don't even understand what they truly believe.

In simple terms evolution states that all life sprung from some ancient "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle" primordial ooze.

In that primordial ooze life magically appeared and eventually evolved into fish like creatures.

SMH

One day a fish like creature decided that it was tired of being a fish and living in water, so it decided to magically finagle its way on to dry land.

SMH

Finding itself in this new habitat, it magically was able to produce legs, breath oxygen, and convince another fish to come on land in order to reproduce

SMH

This in turn led to new creatures which over time evolved into flamingos, rhinos, elephants, tigers, monkeys, giraffes, hippos, honey badgers, skunks, etc.

SMH

But the granddaddy of the whole deception is that one day somehow a monkey decided that it wanted to stop being a monkey. So it decided to stand upright and in turn evolve into me, you, and every other human being who has ever lived.

SMH

Oh but there's still monkeys around.

SMH

The end.

T

why do non-scientists fight so hard against science?

stick to your mystic rituals...

True science is in agreement with God. Because God created science.

Science that is falsely called science doesn't.

Amen.

There's a false science now?

Yes.

i.e. evolution

Something that's still being studied can't be false

A fish doesn't evolve into a human being. Sorry I live in reality, not in fantasy land.

That never happened.

Sad when folks who believe in evolution don't even understand what they truly believe.

In simple terms evolution states that all life sprung from some ancient "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle" primordial ooze.

In that primordial ooze life magically appeared and eventually evolved into fish like creatures.

SMH

One day a fish like creature decided that it was tired of being a fish and living in water, so it decided to magically finagle its way on to dry land.

SMH

Finding itself in this new habitat, it magically was able to produce legs, breath oxygen, and convince another fish to come on land in order to reproduce

SMH

This in turn led to new creatures which over time evolved into flamingos, rhinos, elephants, tigers, monkeys, giraffes, hippos, honey badgers, skunks, etc.

SMH

But the granddaddy of the whole deception is that one day somehow a monkey decided that it wanted to stop being a monkey. So it decided to stand upright and in turn evolve into me, you, and every other human being who has ever lived.

SMH

Oh but there's still monkeys around.

SMH

The end.

Ummm... Your version of what you think people believe who

Believe in evolution sounds like magic, which you are making fun of.

But what you believe in sounds like a form of magic too. So... I don't understand the condescension.

You have to put the cookies on the bottom shelf so that the kiddies can reach them.

When you simplify the "Theory of Evolution" for what it really teaches, what you get is what I described.

You can miss me with all the jargon and fluff, i see through that nonsense. I get to the heart of the matter and what I posted is what evolution teaches. Don't act like it doesn't.

Answer these questions, yes or no

1. Did not all life spring from some ancient primordial ooze?

2. Did not that life evolve into sea creatures?

3. Did not some "fish like creature" one day come on to dry land?

4. Did not some "fish like creature" grow legs, breath oxygen, and convince another "Fish like creature" to also come on land in order to reproduce?

5. Did not all land animals, birds, and human beings evolve from that "ancient fish like creature" that decided it was tired of water and came on to land?

Every last one of the Bible stories can be broken down in to many more unlikely scenarios.

I'm just saying your own logic can be applied to religion.

God is super-natural. So it wouldn't be surprising that there are many super-natural occurrences happening in the Bible. But what is super natural to us, is common to God. He can do as He wills. Nothing is too hard for Him. Amen.

But what is common to us in 2014 would be supernatural to a man in 14AD.

Nah, I don't think so. We are still trying to figure out how man built the pyramids in Egypt.

I believe his premise was related to biblical stories though. So I'm sure he meant the many miracles that are contained in the scriptures.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/05/02/ancient-egyptians-pyramid-stones-video_n_5248092.html

 

[Meta_Conscious]

why has God allowed so much suffering? and slow internet?

Man decided that sin was more desirable than life. What you see today are the results of our first choice of disobedience in the Garden of Eden.

so God has nothing to do with our lives? then shut the fuck up about him/her.

 

[konceptjones]

T

why do non-scientists fight so hard against science?

stick to your mystic rituals...

True science is in agreement with God. Because God created science.

Science that is falsely called science doesn't.

Amen.

There's a false science now?

Yes.

i.e. evolution

Something that's still being studied can't be false

A fish doesn't evolve into a human being. Sorry I live in reality, not in fantasy land.

That never happened.

Sad when folks who believe in evolution don't even understand what they truly believe.

In simple terms evolution states that all life sprung from some ancient "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle" primordial ooze.

In that primordial ooze life magically appeared and eventually evolved into fish like creatures.

SMH

One day a fish like creature decided that it was tired of being a fish and living in water, so it decided to magically finagle its way on to dry land.

SMH

Finding itself in this new habitat, it magically was able to produce legs, breath oxygen, and convince another fish to come on land in order to reproduce

SMH

This in turn led to new creatures which over time evolved into flamingos, rhinos, elephants, tigers, monkeys, giraffes, hippos, honey badgers, skunks, etc.

SMH

But the granddaddy of the whole deception is that one day somehow a monkey decided that it wanted to stop being a monkey. So it decided to stand upright and in turn evolve into me, you, and every other human being who has ever lived.

SMH

Oh but there's still monkeys around.

SMH

The end.

T

why do non-scientists fight so hard against science?

stick to your mystic rituals...

True science is in agreement with God. Because God created science.

Science that is falsely called science doesn't.

Amen.

There's a false science now?

Yes.

i.e. evolution

Something that's still being studied can't be false

A fish doesn't evolve into a human being. Sorry I live in reality, not in fantasy land.

That never happened.

Sad when folks who believe in evolution don't even understand what they truly believe.

In simple terms evolution states that all life sprung from some ancient "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle" primordial ooze.

In that primordial ooze life magically appeared and eventually evolved into fish like creatures.

SMH

One day a fish like creature decided that it was tired of being a fish and living in water, so it decided to magically finagle its way on to dry land.

SMH

Finding itself in this new habitat, it magically was able to produce legs, breath oxygen, and convince another fish to come on land in order to reproduce

SMH

This in turn led to new creatures which over time evolved into flamingos, rhinos, elephants, tigers, monkeys, giraffes, hippos, honey badgers, skunks, etc.

SMH

But the granddaddy of the whole deception is that one day somehow a monkey decided that it wanted to stop being a monkey. So it decided to stand upright and in turn evolve into me, you, and every other human being who has ever lived.

SMH

Oh but there's still monkeys around.

SMH

The end.

Ummm... Your version of what you think people believe who

Believe in evolution sounds like magic, which you are making fun of.

But what you believe in sounds like a form of magic too. So... I don't understand the condescension.

You have to put the cookies on the bottom shelf so that the kiddies can reach them.

When you simplify the "Theory of Evolution" for what it really teaches, what you get is what I described.

You can miss me with all the jargon and fluff, i see through that nonsense. I get to the heart of the matter and what I posted is what evolution teaches. Don't act like it doesn't.

Answer these questions, yes or no

1. Did not all life spring from some ancient primordial ooze?

2. Did not that life evolve into sea creatures?

3. Did not some "fish like creature" one day come on to dry land?

4. Did not some "fish like creature" grow legs, breath oxygen, and convince another "Fish like creature" to also come on land in order to reproduce?

5. Did not all land animals, birds, and human beings evolve from that "ancient fish like creature" that decided it was tired of water and came on to land?

Every last one of the Bible stories can be broken down in to many more unlikely scenarios.

I'm just saying your own logic can be applied to religion.

God is super-natural. So it wouldn't be surprising that there are many super-natural occurrences happening in the Bible. But what is super natural to us, is common to God. He can do as He wills. Nothing is too hard for Him. Amen.

But what is common to us in 2014 would be supernatural to a man in 14AD.

Nah, I don't think so. We are still trying to figure out how man built the pyramids in Egypt.

I believe his premise was related to biblical stories though. So I'm sure he meant the many miracles that are contained in the scriptures.

The pyramids predate the Egyptian empires just as the Sphinx and the rest of the complex at Giza do.

 

[VIBE]

why has God allowed so much suffering? and slow internet?

Gods wifi is better.

He downloaded and created a universe in 6 fucking days.

 

[Ajackson17]

We figure how they did it. The drawings pretty much show they did it.

 

[Meta_Conscious]

Apocalypse built the Pyramids, dummies.

 

[zombie]

Suffering is not a bad thing it's the cause and the purpose behind the suffering that chooses if it's good or not

 

[reapin505]

why has God allowed so much suffering? and slow internet?

Fuck the internet, god needs to figure out why chicken packagers only put 6 fucking chicken breasts in a gotdamn bag. Almost don't have enough for dinner goddamnit.

 

[VIBE]

God - fuck, I just created a world of perfection, there's no bad shit. Here, let me create 'sin', symbolize it w a tree in Eden and troll these guys. Then, I'll get mad at them when they decide to use the free will, that I gave them, when they go against what I asked them not to do.

Then, I'm gonna lock them out! That will show them.

No, wait, I fucked up. Lemme flood the earth and start over, 'sin' will cease to exist!

Oh, wait, that still didn't work! God.. I mean, me dammit!

Jesus - Dad, you're an idiot.

God - shut the fuck up son.. or me.. Whoever u are right now..

 

[VIBE]

Apocalypse built the Pyramids, dummies.

Get it right, aliens did.

 

[VIBE]

why has God allowed so much suffering? and slow internet?

Fuck the internet, god needs to figure out why chicken packagers only put 6 fucking chicken breasts in a gotdamn bag. Almost don't have enough for dinner goddamnit.

Costco has you covered

Costco > god

 

[DoUwant2go2Heaven]

all you're doing is speculating when it comes to Jesus. You've never seen him, heard him, or read anything he wrote yet you're willing to die for him. It is you who is being trolled my friend.

I die daily for the King of Kings. And yes I have heard Him, seen Him, and know Him. How bout you?

Liar.

Exodous 33:20 "And he said, Thou canst not see my face: for there shall no man see me, and live."

You a zombie now???

You can't see God until you are born-again. And no I am not talking about literally seeing God. Jesus is in heaven. He will be seen by every eye when He comes again. Amen.

 

[DoUwant2go2Heaven]

why has God allowed so much suffering? and slow internet?

Man decided that sin was more desirable than life. What you see today are the results of our first choice of disobedience in the Garden of Eden.

so God has nothing to do with our lives? then shut the fuck up about him/her.

Huh? Don't know how you got that from what I said but ok.