DoUwant2go2Heaven
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konceptjones;7109001 said:DoUwant2go2Heaven?;7108986 said:konceptjones;7108967 said:DoUwant2go2Heaven?;7108734 said:Westie;7108678 said:DoUwant2go2Heaven?;7108656 said:Westie;7108586 said:DoUwant2go2Heaven?;7108477 said:VIBE;7108455 said:
Sad when folks who believe in evolution don't even understand what they truly believe.
In simple terms evolution states that all life sprung from some ancient "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle" primordial ooze.
In that primordial ooze life magically appeared and eventually evolved into fish like creatures.
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One day a fish like creature decided that it was tired of being a fish and living in water, so it decided to magically finagle its way on to dry land.
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Finding itself in this new habitat, it magically was able to produce legs, breath oxygen, and convince another fish to come on land in order to reproduce
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This in turn led to new creatures which over time evolved into flamingos, rhinos, elephants, tigers, monkeys, giraffes, hippos, honey badgers, skunks, etc.
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But the granddaddy of the whole deception is that one day somehow a monkey decided that it wanted to stop being a monkey. So it decided to stand upright and in turn evolve into me, you, and every other human being who has ever lived.
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Oh but there's still monkeys around.
SMH
The end.
DoUwant2go2Heaven?;7108477 said:VIBE;7108455 said:
Sad when folks who believe in evolution don't even understand what they truly believe.
In simple terms evolution states that all life sprung from some ancient "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle" primordial ooze.
In that primordial ooze life magically appeared and eventually evolved into fish like creatures.
SMH
One day a fish like creature decided that it was tired of being a fish and living in water, so it decided to magically finagle its way on to dry land.
SMH
Finding itself in this new habitat, it magically was able to produce legs, breath oxygen, and convince another fish to come on land in order to reproduce
SMH
This in turn led to new creatures which over time evolved into flamingos, rhinos, elephants, tigers, monkeys, giraffes, hippos, honey badgers, skunks, etc.
SMH
But the granddaddy of the whole deception is that one day somehow a monkey decided that it wanted to stop being a monkey. So it decided to stand upright and in turn evolve into me, you, and every other human being who has ever lived.
SMH
Oh but there's still monkeys around.
SMH
The end.
Ummm... Your version of what you think people believe who
Believe in evolution sounds like magic, which you are making fun of.
But what you believe in sounds like a form of magic too. So... I don't understand the condescension.
You have to put the cookies on the bottom shelf so that the kiddies can reach them.
When you simplify the "Theory of Evolution" for what it really teaches, what you get is what I described.
You can miss me with all the jargon and fluff, i see through that nonsense. I get to the heart of the matter and what I posted is what evolution teaches. Don't act like it doesn't.
Answer these questions, yes or no
1. Did not all life spring from some ancient primordial ooze?
2. Did not that life evolve into sea creatures?
3. Did not some "fish like creature" one day come on to dry land?
4. Did not some "fish like creature" grow legs, breath oxygen, and convince another "Fish like creature" to also come on land in order to reproduce?
5. Did not all land animals, birds, and human beings evolve from that "ancient fish like creature" that decided it was tired of water and came on to land?
Every last one of the Bible stories can be broken down in to many more unlikely scenarios.
I'm just saying your own logic can be applied to religion.
God is super-natural. So it wouldn't be surprising that there are many super-natural occurrences happening in the Bible. But what is super natural to us, is common to God. He can do as He wills. Nothing is too hard for Him. Amen.
But what is common to us in 2014 would be supernatural to a man in 14AD.
Nah, I don't think so. We are still trying to figure out how man built the pyramids in Egypt.
I believe his premise was related to biblical stories though. So I'm sure he meant the many miracles that are contained in the scriptures.
The pyramids predate the Egyptian empires just as the Sphinx and the rest of the complex at Giza do.
Ok. Point being?
