im the most gangsta duke in the room

[SunflowaSeeds]

I had been drinking beer at a party. I let this dude have a beer cuz we was cool. 10 minutes later i seen him spill 1/4 of it out.

Without hesitation i pulled the heat out and and he never saw the light of day again.

 

[LiNG]

everytime i watch bambi and it gets to scene where his mother dies, i pour alil liquor out of respect.

 

[STHRNcomfort]

i once took a shit in the front yard of the party i was going too then walked in like nothing happened. i couldn't hold it. soon as i stepped out the truck pulled down the jeans and unloaded unholy hell on the curb. used a work out towel to wipe.

pounds and dap all around when i walked in the door tho

 

[rusty shackleford]

dunno if this is gangsta.. it was kinda dumb now that i think about it.. on thanxgiving one year, i had finished chillin' with the fam.. hit the crib & my homie called me for a few ounces.. so i grab the weed & go meet him, make the transaction & then i shot down the street one block to use a pay phone.. so i'm @ the phone booth waiting to leave a message & somethin' tells me to turn around.. i look & see this car serving off in my direction.. there's a mexican dude hangin' out the window.. the car screeches to a halt & he jumps out & runs up on me.. dude puts a gun in my face & tells me he'll blow my head off if i act stupid.. he tells me to give up my money.. [so i'm thinking, did my homie just set me up? only one way to find out..] i remembered that the money i got for the weed [$140.00] was in one pocket & the change from a five [4 bucks] i broke earlier in another pocket.. so i grab the four bucks & give it to him sayin' "that's my gas money & its all i have.. shoot me if you have to.." & i turn away from him back to the phone.. [i knew if this was a set up, that bullshit wouldn't fly] next thing i hear is the car door slammin' & the peel out sound of the tires.. i started laughin' because he fell for it.. then it struck me that these cats was pullin' stick ups on thanxgiving.. kinda made me feel sorry for em' more than anything..

 

[BRiCKSQUAD]

i shot a nigga 3 times in the back...pulled my pants down and shat on his chest...then went in his pockets and used his phone to call the police

 

[Mastery]

While vacationing in Arabia I got lost in the desert with my camel and went without water longer than he did

 

[Yungin T. Jeezie]

I called my bank & reserve myself a bank robbery at a certain time. I went up there & rob the bank Public Enemy John Dillinger style. I came back the next day & deposit the bank robbery money in my account. Til this day, the police dont have any leads to the suspect

 

[SunflowaSeeds]

I called my bank & reserve myself a bank robbery at a certain time. I went up there & rob the bank Public Enemy John Dillinger style. I came back the next day & deposit the bank robbery money in my account. Til this day, the police dont have any leads to the suspect

How much you got?

 

[Yungin T. Jeezie]

How much you got?

I told them niggas I came to ransom a million dollars. When I got there, they only gave me 500,000. So when I went back the next day, I talk to the bank folks & they said they gon ship the rest of the payments off in the mail, by monthly. Them niggas owe me because I didnt kill no one

 

[BRiCKSQUAD]

I told them niggas I came to ransom a million dollars. When I got there, they only gave me 500,000. So when I went back the next day, I talk to the bank folks & they said they gon ship the rest of the payments off in the mail, by monthly. Them niggas owe me because I didnt kill no one

trill nigga shit Slime

 

[cantrunmeoff]

i jumped the curb and ran over my ex then backed up over him just to make sure he was under there good.