I Want To Play A Game!

[smp4life]

I don't need you to tell me how fucking good my coffee is, okay? I'm the one who buys it. I know how good it is. When Bonnie goes shopping she buys SHIT. I buy the gourmet expensive stuff because when I drink it I want to taste it. But you know what's on my mind right now? It AIN'T the coffee in my kitchen, it's the dead nigger in my garage.

Pulp Fiction

 

[illestni99ainne]

My man @smp4life don't give a fuck he gonna answer every quote even if it was answered already on the same page lol

 

[Snatch Some Collars]

If you hit a man, in time his wounds will heal. If you steal from a man, you can replace what you've stolen. But always cross in the green, never in between. Because the honorable Elijah Muhammed Ali floats like a butterfly and stings like a bee. And always remember my brother, one fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish, knick knack, paddy whack, give a dog a bone, two thousand, zero, zero, party, oops! Out of time, my bacon smelling fine!

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[Snatch Some Collars]

Jerry, I sold drugs... I watched people die and I didn't do nothing, I KILLED PEOPLE! YOU LIED TO MEEEEE!!!

 

[BobOblah]

"Mr. Samir Naga... Naga... Naga......... Not gonna work here anymore anyway.”

 

[Idiopathic Joker]

Where is he? He must have friends

-Friends? Have you met this guy?

 

[trilladelic]

How did I fail women's studies? I love bitches!

 

[illestni99ainne]

How did I fail women's studies? I love bitches!

How High

 

[trilladelic]

We got 12 bottles of water, 56 beers, two vodkas, four whiskeys, six bottles of wine, tequila, Nutella, cheese, pizza, eggs, bananas, apples, bacon, steaks, pancake mix, C.T. Crunch, milk, ketchup, a Milky Way, half-ounce Sour Diesel, 3 1/2 grams Grand Master Kush, one ounce of 'shrooms, 15 pills of ecstasy, a porno mag, a baseball bat, and the video camera from the movie 27 Hours.

'127 Hours'.

Uh, 127 Hours. And a functioning revolver from the movie 'Flyboys'.

 

[trilladelic]

You know what your problem is? You're putting the pussy on a pedestal.

 

[trilladelic]

I hate this place. This zoo. This prison. This reality, whatever you want to call it, I can't stand it any longer. It's the smell, if there is such a thing. I feel saturated by it. I can taste your stink and every time I do, I fear that I've somehow been infected by it.

 

[trilladelic]

Nice night.

Mm-hm. Pizza dude's got thirty seconds.

Mm-hm. Hey Mikey, did you ever think about what ___ said tonight? I mean about what it would be like... You know, not having him?

Hmm... Time's up, three bucks off!

 

[illestni99ainne]

Nice night.

Mm-hm. Pizza dude's got thirty seconds.

Mm-hm. Hey Mikey, did you ever think about what ___ said tonight? I mean about what it would be like... You know, not having him?

Hmm... Time's up, three bucks off!

OG tmnt

 

[illestni99ainne]

We got 12 bottles of water, 56 beers, two vodkas, four whiskeys, six bottles of wine, tequila, Nutella, cheese, pizza, eggs, bananas, apples, bacon, steaks, pancake mix, C.T. Crunch, milk, ketchup, a Milky Way, half-ounce Sour Diesel, 3 1/2 grams Grand Master Kush, one ounce of 'shrooms, 15 pills of ecstasy, a porno mag, a baseball bat, and the video camera from the movie 27 Hours.

'127 Hours'.

Uh, 127 Hours. And a functioning revolver from the movie 'Flyboys'.

This is the end

 

[illestni99ainne]

You know what your problem is? You're putting the pussy on a pedestal.

40 yr old virgin

 

[smp4life]

We got 12 bottles of water, 56 beers, two vodkas, four whiskeys, six bottles of wine, tequila, Nutella, cheese, pizza, eggs, bananas, apples, bacon, steaks, pancake mix, C.T. Crunch, milk, ketchup, a Milky Way, half-ounce Sour Diesel, 3 1/2 grams Grand Master Kush, one ounce of 'shrooms, 15 pills of ecstasy, a porno mag, a baseball bat, and the video camera from the movie 27 Hours.

'127 Hours'.

Uh, 127 Hours. And a functioning revolver from the movie 'Flyboys'.

This is the End.

 

[smp4life]

I hate this place. This zoo. This prison. This reality, whatever you want to call it, I can't stand it any longer. It's the smell, if there is such a thing. I feel saturated by it. I can taste your stink and every time I do, I fear that I've somehow been infected by it.

The Matrix

 

[smp4life]

"Heinekin? Fuck that shit."

 

[313 wayz]

Remember when I said I was going to kill you last sunny?

Yeah

I lied

Commando

 

[Cleveland7venty6]

"I dont want my brother coming out of that toilet with nothing but his dick in his hand."