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“You got to learn the difference between guns and butter.” There are two types of niggas, niggas with guns, and niggas with butter. What are the guns? That’s the real estate, the stocks and bonds. Art work. Shit that appreciates with value. What’s the butter? Cars, clothes, jewelry, all the bullshit that don’t mean shit after you buy it. That’s what it’s all about: Guns and butter.
 


Karen: Bert, what the hell is that?

Bert: Huh? Oh, I'm gonna go shoot some squirrels.

Paul: Why would you wanna kill squirrels?

Bert: 'cause they're gay.

Karen: Bert, don't be a fucking retard.

Bert: I'm kidding. I don't care if they're gay or straight, I'll kill 'em either way.

And my other favorite from the same movie

Karen: That guy asked for our help. We lit him on fire. You'll understand if I'm not in a particularly social mood.

 
gem$tone;9258061 said:
You are not special. You are not beautiful or unique snowflake. You're the same decaying organic matter as everything else.

Fight club, I was thinking of posting something from there
 
When you decide to be something, you can be it. That's what they don't tell you in the church. When I was your age they would say we can become cops, or criminals. Today, what I'm saying to you is this: when you're facing a loaded gun, what's the difference?

 
smp4life;9259205 said:
illestni99ainne;9257812 said:
I've heard police work is dangerous.

It is. That's why I carry a big gun.

Aren't you afraid it might go off accidentally?

I used to have that problem.

What did you do about it?

I just think about baseball.

Basic Instinct?

Nope. Naked Gun
 
Oh You a rapper? Well I got a rap for yo ass...

Ya running round town like a faggot in heat,

Me and my boys can't be beat

Wherever you go, we can smell you like gas,

And we're gonna kick your fucking asss!!!

You got your silly ass trapped in an icebox,

With no place to goooo-ooooooo!!
 
DWO;9259496 said:
Karen: Bert, what the hell is that?

Bert: Huh? Oh, I'm gonna go shoot some squirrels.

Paul: Why would you wanna kill squirrels?

Bert: 'cause they're gay.

Karen: Bert, don't be a fucking retard.

Bert: I'm kidding. I don't care if they're gay or straight, I'll kill 'em either way.

And my other favorite from the same movie

Karen: That guy asked for our help. We lit him on fire. You'll understand if I'm not in a particularly social mood.

Cabin Fever
 
DWO;9259516 said:
Oh You a rapper? Well I got a rap for yo ass...

Ya running round town like a faggot in heat,

Me and my boys can't be beat

Wherever you go, we can smell you like gas,

And we're gonna kick your fucking asss!!!

You got your silly ass trapped in an icebox,

With no place to goooo-ooooooo!!

House Party just was watching that like 2 days ago
 
DWO;9259516 said:
Oh You a rapper? Well I got a rap for yo ass...

Ya running round town like a faggot in heat,

Me and my boys can't be beat

Wherever you go, we can smell you like gas,

And we're gonna kick your fucking asss!!!

You got your silly ass trapped in an icebox,

With no place to goooo-ooooooo!!

House Party!!!

mannn im bout to Kodi this shit!!
 
After that my guess is that you will never hear from him again. The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he did not exist. And like that… he is gone.
 
MD_PROPER ;9259430 said:
“You got to learn the difference between guns and butter.” There are two types of niggas, niggas with guns, and niggas with butter. What are the guns? That’s the real estate, the stocks and bonds. Art work. Shit that appreciates with value. What’s the butter? Cars, clothes, jewelry, all the bullshit that don’t mean shit after you buy it. That’s what it’s all about: Guns and butter.

Baby Boy
 

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