Preach2Teach;9259315 said:"Oh and in case I don't see ya, good afternoon, good evening and goodnight"
The Truman Show
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Preach2Teach;9259315 said:"Oh and in case I don't see ya, good afternoon, good evening and goodnight"
gem$tone;9258061 said:You are not special. You are not beautiful or unique snowflake. You're the same decaying organic matter as everything else.
smp4life;9259205 said:illestni99ainne;9257812 said:I've heard police work is dangerous.
It is. That's why I carry a big gun.
Aren't you afraid it might go off accidentally?
I used to have that problem.
What did you do about it?
I just think about baseball.
Basic Instinct?
DWO;9259496 said:Karen: Bert, what the hell is that?
Bert: Huh? Oh, I'm gonna go shoot some squirrels.
Paul: Why would you wanna kill squirrels?
Bert: 'cause they're gay.
Karen: Bert, don't be a fucking retard.
Bert: I'm kidding. I don't care if they're gay or straight, I'll kill 'em either way.
And my other favorite from the same movie
Karen: That guy asked for our help. We lit him on fire. You'll understand if I'm not in a particularly social mood.
DWO;9259516 said:Oh You a rapper? Well I got a rap for yo ass...
Ya running round town like a faggot in heat,
Me and my boys can't be beat
Wherever you go, we can smell you like gas,
And we're gonna kick your fucking asss!!!
You got your silly ass trapped in an icebox,
With no place to goooo-ooooooo!!
DWO;9259516 said:Oh You a rapper? Well I got a rap for yo ass...
Ya running round town like a faggot in heat,
Me and my boys can't be beat
Wherever you go, we can smell you like gas,
And we're gonna kick your fucking asss!!!
You got your silly ass trapped in an icebox,
With no place to goooo-ooooooo!!
DWO;9259530 said:You ever dance with the devil in the pale moon light?
illestni99ainne;9259528 said:I'm gonna go get the papers get the papers!
DWO;9259536 said:Dawg... You strapped?
You knooowwwiiittt
illestni99ainne;9259541 said:Yeah me too lol
MD_PROPER ;9259430 said:“You got to learn the difference between guns and butter.” There are two types of niggas, niggas with guns, and niggas with butter. What are the guns? That’s the real estate, the stocks and bonds. Art work. Shit that appreciates with value. What’s the butter? Cars, clothes, jewelry, all the bullshit that don’t mean shit after you buy it. That’s what it’s all about: Guns and butter.