I just got caught trying to kill myself

[FieldTripsToTheHood]

The Sun will shine another day.

 

[Bully_Pulpit]

Please don't do that again joe joe

im definitely gonna wait till after the avengers this time

so u gonna off urself before the dark knight??

Doesn't batman get paralyzed by bane? I can see why he wouldn't want to see it.

Hil-Fuckin-Larious

 

[Copper]

@copperkid27

nolans batman movies are kinda boring

 

[Melanin_Enriched]

How exactly do you enjoy movies tho? Shit aint wheel chair accessible. You forced to sit in the front.

 

[joseph sun]

the only real option I see left if falling into this little lake I see. dont know if I have the balls for that sense when drowning your body panics. I thought hanging you pass out from lack of blood then suffocate. so it sounded better

 

[CracceR]

aww thats kinda sad

 

[In Your Moms Room]

The Sun will shine another day.

I laughed.

 

[joseph sun]

How exactly do you enjoy movies tho? Shit aint wheel chair accessible. You forced to sit in the front.

regal people plaza has a nice position for wheelchair viewers.

 

[Copper]

the only real option I see left if falling into this little lake I see. dont know if I have the balls for that sense when drowning your body panics. I thought hanging you pass out from lack of blood then suffocate. so it sounded better

or half in ur case

 

[Idiopathic Joker]

Theres hundreds of recipes for suicide cocktails online that taste good. (how do we know it tastes good?) Stop being a bitch and keep trying Joe. What did Aaliyah say? Pick yourself up and try again nigga.

 

[joseph sun]

the only real option I see left if falling into this little lake I see. dont know if I have the balls for that sense when drowning your body panics. I thought hanging you pass out from lack of blood then suffocate. so it sounded better

or half in ur case

damn, if I killed myself I could of avoided all your wack ass post in this thread

 

[fiat_money]

I think if you lift your neck up as high as you can, and tip yourself out of your chair, you should be able to achieve death.

The key is lifting your neck--while in the chair--higher than it would be if you had your knees on the ground.

Unfortunately, this would be more of a suspension hang, so you'll black out within a few seconds.

It'll still take around 20 minutes or so for you to die though, so plan well in advance.

Take the hangman for example:

He managed to achieve death while being quite close to the ground, aided by alcohol. It may look like he struggled, but he was actually out fairly quickly. The movements are reflexive and unconscious in nature.

Suspension, like the short drop, causes death by using the weight of the body to tighten the trachea with the noose. Prisoners are often reported to have little or no struggle before they go limp, because their jugular vein and carotid arteries are blocked and blood flow to the brain is reduced.

[...]

During suspension, once the prisoner has lapsed into unconsciousness, rippling movements of the body and limbs may occur for some time which are usually attributed to nervous and muscular reflexes

.

Good luck yo.

 

[Loo.Loo]

@joe You can't be serious. Nolan's Batman forever upped the ante for all superhero movies.

Anyway, don't kill yourself. You're one of the best posters on the IC.

 

[Beezus]

Smh ya'll aint right

 

[joseph sun]

@joe You can't be serious. Nolan's Batman forever upped the ante for all superhero movies.

Anyway, don't kill yourself. You're one of the best posters on the IC.

I can go into the Ic hall of fame first class for living up to my gimmick though

 

[CracceR]

Smh ya'll aint right

you can safe the kid if you strip for him

 

[joseph sun]

I think if you lift your neck up as high as you can, and tip yourself out of your chair, you should be able to achieve death.

The key is lifting your neck--while in the chair--higher than it would be if you had your knees on the ground.

Unfortunately, this would be more of a suspension hang, so you'll black out within a few seconds.

It'll still take around 20 minutes or so for you to die though, so plan well in advance.

Take the hangman for example:

He managed to achieve death while being quite close to the ground, aided by alcohol. It may look like he struggled, but he was actually out fairly quickly. The movements are reflexive and unconscious in nature.

Suspension, like the short drop, causes death by using the weight of the body to tighten the trachea with the noose. Prisoners are often reported to have little or no struggle before they go limp, because their jugular vein and carotid arteries are blocked and blood flow to the brain is reduced.[

[...]

During suspension, once the prisoner has lapsed into unconsciousness, rippling movements of the body and limbs may occur for some time which are usually attributed to nervous and muscular reflexes

.

Good luck yo.

yeah I looked up hanging, but I figured I had enough pressure on my neck anyway. cage fighters pass out in like 20 seconds when choked.

 

[Bully_Pulpit]

Smh ya'll aint right

foh you know u chuckled a lil

 

[Beta]

This aint even a surprise since you was talkin suicide starting like a month ago.

lmao @ me reading the thread title and I automatically knew who made it

Just make a YT vid right before you commit that though saying goodbye and all that. You cant just disappear.

 

[Copper]

the only real option I see left if falling into this little lake I see. dont know if I have the balls for that sense when drowning your body panics. I thought hanging you pass out from lack of blood then suffocate. so it sounded better

or half in ur case

damn, if I killed myself I could of avoided all your wack ass post in this thread

1 more reason bruh....drink some clorox