I just got caught trying to kill myself

[fiat_money]

I had a noose tight around my neck going red 6 minutes into it. I tried to fall out my chair, only problem is the noose acted like a seat belt and wouldnt let me dangle. im in an electric wheelchair so I figured ill just drive forward until it tightens up, so I did. problem with that was the thing my noose was had had wheels and I started pulling it. it got tighter though. my tongue was swelling or something and my eyes were going into bulge mode. until of course a third problem arose when my dad came home earlier 20 minutes earlier then I expected. even with my noose problems, thats the main reason why im not in a morgue right now...

my question is, is there a gracious period you have to weight before you can try to kill yourself again?

Going for the short hanging I see.

Much more painful and elongated than the drop hang if done correctly.

Nice decision, the suspension/short hang is a classic.

However, you need to use your body's weight to put enough tension on the rope so it can properly strangle/choke you.

About how high can you get your neck off of the ground while in your wheelchair?

 

[joseph sun]

Please don't do that again joe joe

im definitely gonna wait till after the avengers this time

 

[Copper]

take a long roll off a short bridge joe joe

 

[birdcallaveli]

do you live in a busy area and are you allowed outside without a handler? you could wheel yourself into a busy road when you see a truck or bus coming and let them squash you. that would probably be the best way because on top of being dead, your family would be able to sue the driver and get a little bit of money. im sure you feel like a burden, and repaying your debts as you die would probably make you and your family feel better. just something to mull over...

 

[Bully_Pulpit]

 

[joseph sun]

do you live in a busy area and are you allowed outside without a handler? you could wheel yourself into a busy road when you see a truck or bus coming and let them squash you. that would probably be the best way because on top of being dead, your family would be able to sue the driver and get a little bit of money. im sure you feel like a burden, and repaying your debts as you die would probably make you and your family feel better. just something to mull over...

no because a truck driver could swerve and the truck could take out a few non suicidal people

 

[Beezus]

Joe. Chill

 

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[BigBallsNoWorries]

yo get help

log off and chill for real

 

[The Douce]

you could always undo the wiring on your chair and electrocute yourself..dont forget, wet the sponge

 

[Idiopathic Joker]

 

[Melanin_Enriched]

You could just roll yourself into a pool or lake. The elemental predator of paraplegics

 

[Copper]

Please don't do that again joe joe

im definitely gonna wait till after the avengers this time

so u gonna off urself before the dark knight??

 

[joseph sun]

Joe. Chill

this was my 2nd suicide attempt this month, and I knew I was gonna die this time. I never felt so accomplished knowing I was about to succeed and die. this is my moment.

 

[Melanin_Enriched]

Please don't do that again joe joe

im definitely gonna wait till after the avengers this time

so u gonna off urself before the dark knight??

Doesn't batman get paralyzed by bane? I can see why he wouldn't want to see it.

 

[Loo.Loo]

Joe, don't kill yourself bro.

Dark Knight Rises is around the corner.

 

[Beezus]

Joe. Chill

this was my 2nd suicide attempt this month, and I knew I was gonna die this time. I never felt so accomplished knowing I was about to succeed and die. this is my moment.

I really hope u just playing

 

[In Your Moms Room]

Your 30 bro. You came this far in life. No need to end it.

 

[Copper]

Please don't do that again joe joe

im definitely gonna wait till after the avengers this time

so u gonna off urself before the dark knight??

Doesn't batman get paralyzed by bane? I can see why he wouldn't want to see it.

lol @ this nigga being in the theater tearing up

hey joe u seen them suits that helps parapalegic people walk? i saw it on the news done by some students at some tech school in texas...u gonna look like Iron Man but atleast u'd be walking

 

[joseph sun]

@Loo.Loo

@copperkid27

nolans batman movies are kinda boring