i am KiNG GAY SNAKE and i slither under men in kilts. Hissss....

[BoldChild]

I was going to make a post in here, but I forgot what. The shit I seen in google image threw me all the way off.

 

[OmegaConflict]

This nigga want his cookie crumbled

nh

 

[Dirty Sanchez]

lets get chocolate wasted

 

[OmegaConflict]

Lies

 

[TonyDubbz]

Why is the pic thread closed?

grown men with little dicks on a power trip

so my new found relationship w/ livemixtapes is startin off real good

found every Krit mixtape along with the chopped and screwed versions...

@HafBayked came on himself by listening to music. What a faggot.

make me a man again @Evilchuck

 

[TonyDubbz]

They're having hayrides in the park in my neighborhood.

Niggas gon be wildin out on haystacks.

Wtf is a hayride

I hope it's not what I think it is

 

[T. Sanford]

this thread used to have so many dudes furious lmao

real shit fam, you know when they catch feelings when they type mini paragraphs

"You know a nigga lost when he starts looking for a audience"

You chose not to fight business dog guy but instead you looked over your shoulder begging for help.

I won

No homo at typing smiley faces to another nigga

 

[OmegaConflict]

Hatin azz keisha cole.I think her ex nigga stepped out on her with jhonniblaze cause i know when i use to see that boi out down here he kept a bad bitch and it wasn't keisha cole.......

 

[OmegaConflict]

Hoe fasho

UGH... AQUA STANKYFIELD

 

[OmegaConflict]

lol, so one day pimp mvp and parallel go to a bar.. and pimp mvp's like

"Dude i gotta idea on how we can get some free drinks"

parallel is listening...

pimp mvp goes

"ok, u take this pack of hot dogs.. and after we get a few drinks.. put a hot dog between ur zipper and i'll start sucking it..."

parallel is like wtf????

pimp mvp like

"nigga, don't be gay.. i'm just sucking the hot dog.. but i'm quite sure the bartender will get all grossed out and will just kick us out without having to pay for drinks!!"

interesting.....

"dude we can get drunk all night!!!!!"

so parallel was like fuck it...they tried the shit and to their suprise it worked....they ran up the tab to like $40 on drinks....parallel puts the hot dog between his zipper, and pimpmvp goes into character, and startes sucking the shit outta the hot dog...

the barteneder goes"what the fuck?!?!?! you nasty ass faggets!!! get that faggedry outta my establishment before i get my fucking shot gun!!"

they both die laughging running out the bar, give each other high fives, and continue on the little scam..

they started this little scam at like 730 and now it's like 1am and they're both pissy drunk and pimp mvp goes

"man i don't think i can do this shit no more.. i'm drunk as fuck.. and mouth is starting to hurt from all those fucking hot dogs"

and parallel's like .....

"yea man, that's cool.. cuz i ran outta hot dogs like 3 bars ago!!!"

 

[PILL_COSBY]

Cuzzo has pulled this non alpha shit before, but this took the cake.

Well you need to hurry up and find an identity and stick with it, before you wind up raising a daughter that hates herself too.

Shit is cyclical

You doing more hating than she is..ijs.

You still a fine lil thang.

@Evilchuck‌ Kat said you in here hating cuz Khaleesi baby was born with Cambodia yaki remy #12 & you still buying bonding glue for your tracks

 

[OmegaConflict]

I mean he really catfished Marley lol

Had a whole persona but then the niggah was flamboyant as fuck

just like this huh?

@moneypowerrespect

who got you upset boo? One of ya baby daddies'? Come talk to me

Never let your close friends falter boo

you could still get dragged boo

Is that Brazilian hair boo? Not Indian right lol

He no eat yet?...that ain't love boo boo

join max in what?

Did I diss you or just speaking on how everybody talk shit to you ...yeah turn down boo

 

[OmegaConflict]

Gay Snakes

 

[OmegaConflict]

Yass!

 

[OmegaConflict]

...I wondered would it be wrong to charge a love one for your service's?

 

[PILL_COSBY]

Only Weeknd song I don't like is Initiation.. everything else is butter..

Initiation is actually one of my favorite Weeknd songs. Storytelling on that is amazing. Feels like I'm right in the room with them niggas before they run a train and shit

On the real, human grasp of sexuality and gender is embedded in our "code" far deeper than any other social construct in our civilization. No matter how attractive a Trans Woman may be, the very fact that it is a TRANS woman is repulsive to most men (myself included)...........

And the only real reason is because men interpret Trans women as a threat to our sexual preference.



Which is silly.

Does that mean i'm condoning straight men sleeping with Trans women? Honesty If it floats your boat, go for it. I don't think it makes you gay (which there is nothing wrong with btw). And the fact that we as straight men interpret it as a "gay act" says more about the negative side of our perceptions of LGBT than anything.

But its one of those things that ill happily stay ignorant about. I dont believe im missing out on some great experience by never pursuing Trans women. I'll pass and try to without the repulsion and irrational anger.

 

[VIBE]

Conflict, your diary is supposed to be kept secret.

 

[VulcanRaven]

Now it makes sense about Knives Amilli.I forgot he said that gay ass shit.

 

[Allah_U_Akbar]

Spoiler

http://i.imgur.com/h40A6.gif

 

[Dirty Sanchez]

lmao yunn sanco really is a fucking lesbian