How my night ended...

[Pond Scum]

how come your nostrils don't match though? was that part of the injury?

 

[JadaRoss]

only thing missing is a pirate's hat

 

[BiblicalAtheist]

Scratched eye ball is one of the worst, eye watering like a bastard, can't open it a millimeter, burns..... dreadful.

 

[nex gin]

Loddi Doddi......Loddie Doddie.....Loddie.........Doddie.....

 

[Dakari]

i have an ulcer

 

[Dainty]

You sure it was "whipped cream"?

I'm sorry..you left yourself open for that one..oops..There goes another one...lol

lmao yes I'm sure!!!

 

[TRILLip Brooks]

Lol, nigga said you look like MrJR, you gon take that

 

[Bakari]

lmao awww poor you...... *church hug*

I got whipped cream in my eye once....it burned.

lmao that dont even compare

 

[Dainty]

can i get a summary of that sig?

A girl thought the people at her table was talking bad about her but they were actually admiring her. She got an attitude because she was so used to people hating her that she didn’t realized that these people were amazed by her.

 

[TRILLip Brooks]

A girl thought the people at her table was talking bad about her but they were actually admiring her. She got an attitude because she was so used to people hating her that she didn’t realized that these people were amazed by her.

random as fuck, you're kinda weird no offense

 

[Dainty]

random as fuck, you're kinda weird no offense

.............

 

[ImGettingOld]

A girl thought the people at her table was talking bad about her but they were actually admiring her. She got an attitude because she was so used to people hating her that she didn’t realized that these people were amazed by her.

So did she kill herself

 

[Dainty]

So did she kill herself

No sir.......she lived happily ever after

 

[TRILLip Brooks]

.............

of all things, why that smh

 

[ImGettingOld]

No sir.......she lived happily ever after

Oh that's a shitty ending

 

[magic_b]

For some reason "I like that" by Houston and Nate Dogg just popped into my head....

 

[Bussy_Getta]

Id let dakari nose fuck me

 

[TRILLip Brooks]

i had surgery on my eye like 3 years ago, nigga had this giant infected stye on that bitch

 

[Dainty]

I tried to look down a straw like 5 minutes ago and stabbed myself in the eye.

 

[TRILLip Brooks]

I tried to look down a straw like 5 minutes ago and stabbed myself in the eye.

cool story bro, another one