How many of you lazy hoes know how to make a plate for your man

[Simma II]

wait til later tonight and imma throw up a few pics of me cooking the food, fixing his plate and handing it to him.

Wouldn't put it past you
Is that that honeydew from the "Ask a male a question" thread from like a year ago?

 

[Simma II]

MAN LAW VIOLATION!!!!!!

nigga....

Fundz......highlight my whole quote

 

[Fundz O' Plenty]

Man fuck that.I dont want or need no woman fixin my plate like some lil BOY

Maybe cuz I been on my own for years and most people on here still live wit they folks.That shit weird to me.I dont need no woman cookin,cleanin,etc,etc.Im grown I do it myself

You bitch ass nigga, stop fakin'.... You couldn't get a mafucka to make you a plate if your life depended on it.

P.S. Fuck you and have a nice day.

 

[Focal Point]

the ones from the boot do :tu

*daps respect*

 

[hummingbird]

I used to be like you until I had a woman start doin all that shit for me.. It made me feel her even more.. N it made me tell myself if things dont work out with her.. Ill never deal with a woman who doesnt have those qualities.. You;ll see eventually...

I bet it made you wanna take out the trash or pull out her chair for her didnt it (not that you didnt do that stuff before)

 

[aquizzle]

lol this thread is hilarious. I mean I can kinda see why a chick might get upset if someone is offering to fix your man a plate and you're right there, but what about if it's just me and my niggas? I don't usually go to cookouts with my girl unless it's her own fam's cookout. I'm bout to try this with my girl real talk. I like pushing her buttons a little bit lol, but in all honesty I bet she don't think anything of it

 

[Dupac]

Its a woman thing. My momma is half white half native american and she has sisters that are all the way white, and they believe the same things I do. But then again we are from the country and most times fall into line with gender roles.

lol right.. my girl is mixed , her mom's white.. and i think everyone in the entire back yard would just get quiet if ANYONE broguht her husband a plate....

the radio would stop playing.. the sky would go dark.. the dogs would go in the dog house.. shit several cars may start on their on and start beeping the horn like "come on nigga....it's time to go!"

 

[Fundz O' Plenty]

Fundz......highlight my whole quote

LMAO!!! Dis nigga..... Everybody is doin' that shit now. Just type the shit so it ain't overlooked my nigga...

 

[hummingbird]

Wouldn't put it past you
Is that that honeydew from the "Ask a male a question" thread from like a year ago?

yes sir lol.

and im serious about the pics lol

 

[Focal Point]

Its a woman thing. My momma is half white half native american and she has sisters that are all the way white, and they believe the same things I do. But then again we are from the country and most times fall into line with gender roles.

Kool, it's funny how ppl think blacks and whites are so different and the little things just prove the wrongness of that

 

[Hobe cryant]

I feel u emm.I gotta get wifey somebody who willin to do all that.Once I get that It'll prolly change my thinkin.But I dont need no woman to do that,If she do thats cool too.

 

[Fundz O' Plenty]

Fuck that...

Make a nigga a plate of cold foods, hot foods and put my baked beans/greens etc in a seperate bowl cause I HATE soggy food you simple bitch!

Thanks in advance!

You rock!

 

[THEsweetheart92]

@dSoulja

okay... that's true...

but then look at the thread title...

 

[lady_c]

lol this thread is hilarious. I mean I can kinda see why a chick might get upset if someone is offering to fix your man a plate and you're right there, but what about if it's just me and my niggas? I don't usually go to cookouts with my girl unless it's her own fam's cookout. I'm bout to try this with my girl real talk. I like pushing her buttons a little bit lol, but in all honesty I bet she don't think anything of it

lol i might get some shit for saying this, but you shouldnt even eat from another woman (besides a momma or granny). if it's you and your boys, cool. but if one of their ole ladys cook, bring your ass home and eat.

 

[Simma II]

Fuck that...

Make a nigga a plate of cold foods, hot foods and put my baked beans/greens etc in a seperate bowl cause I HATE soggy food you simple bitch!

Thanks in advance!

You rock!

In Chicago they make their sandwiches soggy. I find that ....not cool.....

 

[Focal Point]

@dSoulja

okay... that's true...

but then look at the thread title...

it's dink lol what you expect?

 

[hummingbird]

lol right.. my girl is mixed , her mom's white.. and i think everyone in the entire back yard would just get quiet if ANYONE broguht her husband a plate....

the radio would stop playing.. the sky would go dark.. the dogs would go in the dog house.. shit several cars may start on their on and start beeping the horn like "come on nigga....it's time to go!"

No lie my full white (so weird saying that) aunt slapped fire from her cousin one thanksgiving cause the lady handed her husband a slice of pie. The lady was standing there spraying the whipped cream out the can onto the slice of pie while he was holding it and all you heard was "WAPPOW!" and a scream. My momma pushed all the kids into the kitchen but it was to late I had already seen it and was dying laughing. I knew fromt hat moment forward I wasnt fixing no man no plate if he had a woman

 

[Hobe cryant]

LOL @ Fundz O plenty being literally the oldest nigga on the whole Ic (38 or 41 y/o) and actin like a child dog u 13 or17 years older than me.Shut the fuck up.

 

[Fundz O' Plenty]

In Chicago they make their sandwiches soggy. I find that ....not cool.....

I'd DDT that bitch in the middle of the cookout... I swear my hand to God I would!

 

[Fundz O' Plenty]

LOL @ Fundz O plenty being literally the oldest nigga on the whole Ic (38 or 41 y/o) and actin like a child dog u 13 or17 years older than me.Shut the fuck up.

Whateva nigga... You prolly makin' plate for your man away. Foh......