How long do you have to recieve oral before you pay back the favor?

[AP21]

this thread is even more hilarious after i just watched Chappelles Austin standup

and he did the bit about lil wayne and pussy juice...LMAO

 

[Beta]

this thread is even more hilarious after i just watched Chappelles Austin standup

and he did the bit about lil wayne and pussy juice...LMAO

 

[banginscrew901]

Y'all need to take this to a pm.

for what?

this is a DISCUSSION board..

maybe u should log off??

amd dont u ever take my 100th post again! smmfh

smh

Smh....

Fuck yo 100th post nugga

 

[AZTG]

Yo this shit got hilarious. Most disrespectful shit in this thread is when @BOSSExcellence said you HAVE to eat pussy. We'd have to fight after that bruh. My dude went right for the jugular.

 

[CapitalB]

Yo this shit got hilarious. Most disrespectful shit in this thread is when @BOSSExcellence said you HAVE to eat pussy. We'd have to fight after that bruh. My dude went right for the jugular.

he started it!! lol

 

[TayGettem]

I dont think u niggas kno the history behind the term 'lock jaw'

smh

nah.. they do..

its 2017.. the roles have been reversed..

niggas gettin cum facials and everything now a days. hahaha

muthafuckin cosign. niggaZ is eatin these bitches like free lunch.

Sooooo its ok for a bitch to suck u like free lunch but men can't eat pussy like that??? Niggas actin like it's the 90's or 80's. Get off ya double standard high horse

Sorry I'm just not into dumb shit some niggas b acting like they to good to do certain shit lol every man in here came out a pussy. So acting like they above it is stupid. Me personally I'm sexually free so im not above trying new things. Sex is a art that should be mastered. Catching your nut but not letting her catch hers is a crime against humanity. I believe in giving a female full satisfaction cuz ik when i do she gonna tell her friends and they might get tempted to try me to. Sex is like ya job credibility word get around the hood that u weak in bed them hoes ain't fckin with u. All that "still fckd" shit don't mean nun if u a failure at pleasuring a woman. Weak niggas stay on da bench while i quarterback her pussy to the endzone.

lol.. u thought u was jus kickin some fly shit huh!!?!

Na im speaking real im a man with no ego

I don't believe in cheating,Double standards,Lieing to woman or leaving them unsatisfied....this things don't make me better than anyone and to each his own but im willing to bet more women agree with my logic than yours and thats all that matters (kanye shrug)

OF COURSE more women agree wit ur logic..

u think jus like them..

but i bet u given the opportunity those same women will fuck wit me over u..

so whatd that henpecked mentality get u in the end?? lol

Lol ay before this turns into a pissing contest lemme just say u simple minded af b

nah ..u may think like a woman u obviously dont understand them..

meanwhile my simple minded ass is over here controllin they thoughts. lol

where u think we have the term "nice guys finish last"??

u do all these things u think these women want and will pick u over the next only to be overlooked..

u the nigga gettin friendzoned..

she can talk to and pour her heart out to when she fuckin wit a nigga like me and the whole time u listen to her problems u thinkin to urself "why she even fuck wit this nigga!!?"

u dont know cause u dont understand..

but u go ahead and keep bowing to these bitches..

do ur thing.. i aint tryom to tell u about urself so dont speak on me.. cause the only simple minded nigga talkin right now is u..

how the fuck u go try and debate ME of all people when it comes to dealin wit bitches?? lmmfao

Also 2 plus 2 gets 4 but so does 6 minus 2

Im sure u get what that means doe

"also" funny u say this but think a nigga has toneat pussy to give a woman a pleasurable experience..

i done walked bitches around on leashes in my hotel room and some more shiit..

u ate a bitch and got to 4..

i had a bitch handcuffed and gagged and got 4squared..

one bitch in particular went off on her homegirl cause she always askin about me..

told her stop tellin bitches how she gettin her ass spanked and the shit fucked out of her and her face amd she wont have that problem..

oh wait..

u thought bitches only tell they friends about niggas who eat pussy!!? hahahaha

i bwt ur "sexually free"'ass be lettin bitches tie u up and puttin gags in ur mouth huh!!!!?

whatelse u lettin these bitches do to u in the bedroom!!? hahahhaa

Lol funny but i feel i should put things into context i don't have bitches i a fiance. I use to ve all for one night stands but i got tired of it all and found one woman to love in a million different ways. I simply meant u should please ya significant other in every way possible. My girl sucks me up out the blue so i eat the box cuz she loves it and i love making her feel good.

But ya all ya assumptions abt me was off but that's my fault for not using context. My logic is for faithful relationships if u single or cheating they should follow your logic

im not single and im not cheatin either..

i gotta go back to early elementary when i was last single..

now i can count the few times u mayve caught me wot a "single" bitch but even that was over 10yrs ago. lol

different strokes different folks tho..

ur entitled to deal how u deal... but dont come in here tryin to tell others how to..

it makes u look and sound stupid..

Im pretty sure i was just sayin my opinion just like u was. But me not caring abt double standards is just off me knowing everyone gonna do them anyway. Some girls done let me and da homies run train some girls hung up in my face and wouldnt talk to me again after that. Its all based off morals and standards

Also i believe if u catch ya nut 1st u should also make sure she catches hers. U don't gotta eat the pussy to do so but I've neva been self during sex i wanna make sure she enjoys it to that's all

 

[mrtdb]

My truth seeking dick is the greatest favor I could ever give.

when I pull the pants down all the questions in life she had are answered.

Am I about to get fucked up? Yes, yes you are

Will I choke on it? Yes, yes you will

Am I about this life? Yes, yes you are.

What other favors could she want?

 

[TayGettem]

Y'all need to take this to a pm.

Nigga stfu when grown folks talkin

 

[TayGettem]

Yo this shit got hilarious. Most disrespectful shit in this thread is when @BOSSExcellence said you HAVE to eat pussy. We'd have to fight after that bruh. My dude went right for the jugular.

Lol if u call that going for the jugular id hate to see what u call the kill notice nor was it disrespectful its his assumption on me. Its wrong but he has a right to it nigga described my cuzin more than he described me

 

[AZTG]

A bitch i recently started fucking asked me if I ate pussy. I was like yea. Then she asked how come I never eat her pussy. Shit was a hilarious convo man. She was legit hurt. Wish I kept the texts.

Had to tell her I only eat the pussy when I really care about a girl cause when I really care for a girl I get pleasure out of pleasuring her in every way possible.

Now that Im actually writing this here I realize how hurtful that conversation was and why she said she was too busy to come over saturday night. Haha.

 

[CapitalB]

I dont think u niggas kno the history behind the term 'lock jaw'

smh

nah.. they do..

its 2017.. the roles have been reversed..

niggas gettin cum facials and everything now a days. hahaha

muthafuckin cosign. niggaZ is eatin these bitches like free lunch.

Sooooo its ok for a bitch to suck u like free lunch but men can't eat pussy like that??? Niggas actin like it's the 90's or 80's. Get off ya double standard high horse

I dont think u niggas kno the history behind the term 'lock jaw'

smh

nah.. they do..

its 2017.. the roles have been reversed..

niggas gettin cum facials and everything now a days. hahaha

muthafuckin cosign. niggaZ is eatin these bitches like free lunch.

Sooooo its ok for a bitch to suck u like free lunch but men can't eat pussy like that??? Niggas actin like it's the 90's or 80's. Get off ya double standard high horse

Sorry I'm just not into dumb shit some niggas b acting like they to good to do certain shit lol every man in here came out a pussy. So acting like they above it is stupid. Me personally I'm sexually free so im not above trying new things. Sex is a art that should be mastered. Catching your nut but not letting her catch hers is a crime against humanity. I believe in giving a female full satisfaction cuz ik when i do she gonna tell her friends and they might get tempted to try me to. Sex is like ya job credibility word get around the hood that u weak in bed them hoes ain't fckin with u. All that "still fckd" shit don't mean nun if u a failure at pleasuring a woman. Weak niggas stay on da bench while i quarterback her pussy to the endzone.

nah my nigga..

the reciepts show otherwise..

no one was judging until u came in..

laughin? sure.. but not judging..

but no worries..

i walked u back to ur place. lol

 

[CapitalB]

A bitch i recently started fucking asked me if I ate pussy. I was like yea. Then she asked how come I never eat her pussy. Shit was a hilarious convo man. She was legit hurt. Wish I kept the texts.

Had to tell her I only eat the pussy when I really care about a girl cause when I really care for a girl I get pleasure out of pleasuring her in every way possible.

Now that Im actually writing this here I realize how hurtful that conversation was and why she said she was too busy to come over saturday night. Haha.

i ave all texts..

i got one wit a bitch mad cause i said i dont..

was braggin about how fire her head was.. mind h we already fucked but she didnt give me head..

anyways.. she's now sayin she's never goin to do it cause i dont..

fastforward to the end of convo she wants to suck my dick now.. and is perfectly okay wit me not "reciprocating" lmmfao

 

[banginscrew901]

Y'all need to take this to a pm.

Nigga stfu when grown folks talkin

Aye just cause he put you in your place don't try to start shit with me.....

 

[AZTG]

A bitch i recently started fucking asked me if I ate pussy. I was like yea. Then she asked how come I never eat her pussy. Shit was a hilarious convo man. She was legit hurt. Wish I kept the texts.

Had to tell her I only eat the pussy when I really care about a girl cause when I really care for a girl I get pleasure out of pleasuring her in every way possible.

Now that Im actually writing this here I realize how hurtful that conversation was and why she said she was too busy to come over saturday night. Haha.

i ave all texts..

i got one wit a bitch mad cause i said i dont..

was braggin about how fire her head was.. mind h we already fucked but she didnt give me head..

anyways.. she's now sayin she's never goin to do it cause i dont..

fastforward to the end of convo she wants to suck my dick now.. and is perfectly okay wit me not "reciprocating" lmmfao

I delete texts cause fuck these bitches. They dont deserve to stay in my phone.

But yo, women like a dude that does what he says he gonna do cause he wants too. It dont really matter what that is. I aint trying to drop any game, especially to you bruh, but you know what I mean.

 

[alliknowishate]

Lmbao. This nigga forced to eat pussy. Try to play it off as I want her to get her but. Ftb. But I can attest to bitches but callin back though

 

[alliknowishate]

Fuck him. Drop the game on me. That nigga stingy

 

[CapitalB]

Fuck him. Drop the game on me. That nigga stingy

*dead*

 

[alliknowishate]

Fuck him. Drop the game on me. That nigga stingy

*dead*

You still my nigga though. If I ever come to vegas I want that ic special on bitches like.........free .99

 

[CapitalB]

Fuck him. Drop the game on me. That nigga stingy

*dead*

You still my nigga though. If I ever come to vegas I want that ic special on bitches like.........free .99

lol ill point u in the right direction..

plenty of bitches out here free fuckin after getting drunk on free alcohol..

ESPECIALLY the tourist bitches..

u come out here and can't get no pussy something wrong..

my bitches cost tho. lol

 

[alliknowishate]

Fuck him. Drop the game on me. That nigga stingy

*dead*

You still my nigga though. If I ever come to vegas I want that ic special on bitches like.........free .99

lol ill point u in the right direction..

plenty of bitches out here free fuckin after getting drunk on free alcohol..

ESPECIALLY the tourist bitches..

u come out here and can't get no pussy something wrong..

my bitches cost tho. lol

I understand that But in the homie. You suppose to atleast let your bitches give me a taste test. But I Ain't eating no pussy though