How do ni99as bring themselves to simp on the internet

[Bloo Q]

I just got back from a trip to Wegmans and am in awe at the current state/behaivor/mindset of "people". As I'm walking in, I go to grab a cart and notice three guys (late teens/early 20's) all standing together but on their cell phones texting and blocking the majortiy of carts. So I sidestep them and grab a cart from the sole lane they weren't blocking. I get my cart and proceed but I can't help but notice the people lined up to return bottles/cans. I'm not knocking them (I'm pro-recycle) but it looked like they literally crawled out of a dumpster and needed the deposit money to get through the night. I asked myself "why don't they just stop consuming this sugarwater and use the money for a necessity?" Then I realized Coke and Pepsi are a necessity for the majority of people in this country. I should also point out that each one was overweight (if not obese).

I get inside and start doing some shopping. The procuce section was the most "normal". I grabbed some apples, a few bananas, and some strawberries since it's that time of year. As I left the produce section, it started getting depressing. I see a kid poking his finger through a package of ground beef and laughing his cute little head off. I don't blame the kid (I did that once too when I was his age but my mother grabbed my hand and basically let me know if it ever happened again, I'd lose my hand). However, I DO blame his mother for not caring the least about her son destroying multiple packs of meat. She was actually entertained by his behaivor. So I grabbed some chicken breast and continued on. As I'm passing the "organic food" section, I hear two guys laughing hysterically so I walk back a few steps to see if George Carlin had risen from the dead doing one of his stand-up acts. Nope...wasn't him. The two guys were "tickling" each other. In laymans terms, they were a couple of gay guys. I'm not anti-gay, but it was just weird watching them be so flamoyant in public. Being "out" seems to be the "in" these days.

I get to the cereal isle and see a guy pushing around one of those carts that resembles a car for the kids to sit in. His gf/wife was about 10 feet away yelling out loudly which cereal he wanted. He had his back turned to her pushing the cart the opposite direction with the two kids screaming their heads off as he's looking at his cell phone. I stop at this point waiting for him to pass me but he's in the middle of the isle and knocks into my cart. One of the kids then throws a canned fruit. The guy stops looking at his phone and gives me this annoyed look as if it's my fault im in his lane. A fuse started to light up inside me. As he starts to move his cart back to the right side of the lane, I throw my shoulder into him and knock him off balance. He says "hey" but in a very non-threatening way, so I glace back and he looks away. His overweight gf didn't seem too pleased with me. I grabbed some Wegmans brand cereal with almonds (it's really good).

On to the next isle to get some pasta and sauce. I see a mom that resembles my math teacher in high school. Is it her? Can't be...nope, wasn't her but I instantly smile since I was very fond of my math teacher. She smiles back. Her daughter was next to her..I'd say she was 15 or 16. Lip peirced, glazed eyes, and of course TEXTING. The whole time, this girl is rolling her eyes and being dramatic. About what? Who knows. Most likely something to do with a text. I glance at her and she glances back at me really quickly and then looks back at her cell phone. For that split second when I was able to see her eyes, I felt a weight on my shoulders. This girl, along with the majority of people in the store, had severe mental issues.

What happened to these people? Is it the fluoridated tap water? The anti-depression medications? The fast food consumed on a daily basis? The chemicals in diet sodas and chewing gum? The constant need for people to feel "connected" by using a cell phone but really aren't connected to anything? Movies? Music? Reality televison? Lately, the majority of people I see look dead inside. Battered...beaten...tormented. SLAVES. I then ask myself, "What will these people do when civil unrest and social breakdowns occur in the not so distant future? It's going to be an ugly sight. Well, thank you for reading my thoughts (for anyone that made it to the end). Just the ramblings of a 30 year old male who's losing hope on "people".

831 words, 50% less than what gorillaface has typed in this thread.

difference is that dude did it in one post, Kimi did it across 6 pages.

 

[Oneblackrose2hi]

I just got back from a trip to Wegmans and am in awe at the current state/behaivor/mindset of "people". As I'm walking in, I go to grab a cart and notice three guys (late teens/early 20's) all standing together but on their cell phones texting and blocking the majortiy of carts. So I sidestep them and grab a cart from the sole lane they weren't blocking. I get my cart and proceed but I can't help but notice the people lined up to return bottles/cans. I'm not knocking them (I'm pro-recycle) but it looked like they literally crawled out of a dumpster and needed the deposit money to get through the night. I asked myself "why don't they just stop consuming this sugarwater and use the money for a necessity?" Then I realized Coke and Pepsi are a necessity for the majority of people in this country. I should also point out that each one was overweight (if not obese).

I get inside and start doing some shopping. The procuce section was the most "normal". I grabbed some apples, a few bananas, and some strawberries since it's that time of year. As I left the produce section, it started getting depressing. I see a kid poking his finger through a package of ground beef and laughing his cute little head off. I don't blame the kid (I did that once too when I was his age but my mother grabbed my hand and basically let me know if it ever happened again, I'd lose my hand). However, I DO blame his mother for not caring the least about her son destroying multiple packs of meat. She was actually entertained by his behaivor. So I grabbed some chicken breast and continued on. As I'm passing the "organic food" section, I hear two guys laughing hysterically so I walk back a few steps to see if George Carlin had risen from the dead doing one of his stand-up acts. Nope...wasn't him. The two guys were "tickling" each other. In laymans terms, they were a couple of gay guys. I'm not anti-gay, but it was just weird watching them be so flamoyant in public. Being "out" seems to be the "in" these days.

I get to the cereal isle and see a guy pushing around one of those carts that resembles a car for the kids to sit in. His gf/wife was about 10 feet away yelling out loudly which cereal he wanted. He had his back turned to her pushing the cart the opposite direction with the two kids screaming their heads off as he's looking at his cell phone. I stop at this point waiting for him to pass me but he's in the middle of the isle and knocks into my cart. One of the kids then throws a canned fruit. The guy stops looking at his phone and gives me this annoyed look as if it's my fault im in his lane. A fuse started to light up inside me. As he starts to move his cart back to the right side of the lane, I throw my shoulder into him and knock him off balance. He says "hey" but in a very non-threatening way, so I glace back and he looks away. His overweight gf didn't seem too pleased with me. I grabbed some Wegmans brand cereal with almonds (it's really good).

On to the next isle to get some pasta and sauce. I see a mom that resembles my math teacher in high school. Is it her? Can't be...nope, wasn't her but I instantly smile since I was very fond of my math teacher. She smiles back. Her daughter was next to her..I'd say she was 15 or 16. Lip peirced, glazed eyes, and of course TEXTING. The whole time, this girl is rolling her eyes and being dramatic. About what? Who knows. Most likely something to do with a text. I glance at her and she glances back at me really quickly and then looks back at her cell phone. For that split second when I was able to see her eyes, I felt a weight on my shoulders. This girl, along with the majority of people in the store, had severe mental issues.

What happened to these people? Is it the fluoridated tap water? The anti-depression medications? The fast food consumed on a daily basis? The chemicals in diet sodas and chewing gum? The constant need for people to feel "connected" by using a cell phone but really aren't connected to anything? Movies? Music? Reality televison? Lately, the majority of people I see look dead inside. Battered...beaten...tormented. SLAVES. I then ask myself, "What will these people do when civil unrest and social breakdowns occur in the not so distant future? It's going to be an ugly sight. Well, thank you for reading my thoughts (for anyone that made it to the end). Just the ramblings of a 30 year old male who's losing hope on "people".

831 words, 50% less than what gorillaface has typed in this thread.

difference is that dude did it in one post, Kimi did it across 6 pages.

Both wack and unworthy of being read, he did it in one post, whereas she spammed the thread for 6 pages....which is really worse?

 

[Bloo Q]

Both wack and unworthy of being read, he did it in one post, whereas she spammed the thread for 6 pages....which is really worse?

tough call... On the one hand one poster basically vomits in the thread with one big ass post, the other one just keeps poppin up at random with dissertations and assorted other ramblings...

meh... I'll give it to apreachernamedweebay, at least his shit is once and done. Kimi's shit got more sequels than Police Academy.

 

[BlackAX410]

Kimi, woman to woman u should take a break from this site

Girl my workday without this site would be long and dull, I work 84 hour weeks...lol. I'm about to go on Vacation though so I'll be gone for a while

Parallel stop being cool with me on here, I used to disrespect you. Only Kimi is allowed to be "homies" with people who used to shit on her existence (Ducky).

As for simping, I never truly simped a female on a forum unless I was trying to get nudes out of it to post. Even then I always wound up too lazy to really go through with it and wound up quitting. Most of the females on here are way too boring to have conversations with. The ones I do speak with, I don't need to simp and and tell how awesome they look so that they will feel better about themselves and give me attention.

If you are fucking these girls you're simping and getting rewarded for the work you put into it, good for you. But 90% or more are just wasting their time inflating these bitches egos.

No correct that, I don't care what you say about me, that can be forgiven, but shit on my loved one and that's a wrap, and even if we were cool I damn sure wouldn't kiss the persons ass.

Be glad though, you got it like that. Weak minded approval starved Dudes put you before their real life relationships,

your winning at that if nothing else...and I mean that literally....nothing else.

Speaking of things I'm good at, I think I'm going to go put in another 4 hour session of poker. U Mad?

Why would I be mad? If you were as good as you say you were you wouldn't be living with your Mother would you?

Ayo hold up you said u work 84 hour weeks? wat type of lenient ass job u got dat allows you to post on the IC nd work 44 hour overtimes at the same damn time? ( no diss)

 

[Bloo Q]

*sees Axel's avi*

since when do niggas take duckface pics?

Must be an Aberdeen thing.

 

[Oneblackrose2hi]

Kimi, woman to woman u should take a break from this site

Girl my workday without this site would be long and dull, I work 84 hour weeks...lol. I'm about to go on Vacation though so I'll be gone for a while

Parallel stop being cool with me on here, I used to disrespect you. Only Kimi is allowed to be "homies" with people who used to shit on her existence (Ducky).

As for simping, I never truly simped a female on a forum unless I was trying to get nudes out of it to post. Even then I always wound up too lazy to really go through with it and wound up quitting. Most of the females on here are way too boring to have conversations with. The ones I do speak with, I don't need to simp and and tell how awesome they look so that they will feel better about themselves and give me attention.

If you are fucking these girls you're simping and getting rewarded for the work you put into it, good for you. But 90% or more are just wasting their time inflating these bitches egos.

No correct that, I don't care what you say about me, that can be forgiven, but shit on my loved one and that's a wrap, and even if we were cool I damn sure wouldn't kiss the persons ass.

Be glad though, you got it like that. Weak minded approval starved Dudes put you before their real life relationships,

your winning at that if nothing else...and I mean that literally....nothing else.

Speaking of things I'm good at, I think I'm going to go put in another 4 hour session of poker. U Mad?

Why would I be mad? If you were as good as you say you were you wouldn't be living with your Mother would you?

Ayo hold up you said u work 84 hour weeks? wat type of lenient ass job u got dat allows you to post on the IC nd work 44 hour overtimes at the same damn time? ( no diss)

You don't get overtime when you're working on a salary, yo. Overtime is a concept for wage earners.

 

[BlackAX410]

*sees Axel's avi*

since when do niggas take duckface pics?

Must be an Aberdeen thing.

it aint duckface Im just a big lipped negro lls

 

[Kimi]

Kimi, woman to woman u should take a break from this site

Girl my workday without this site would be long and dull, I work 84 hour weeks...lol. I'm about to go on Vacation though so I'll be gone for a while

Parallel stop being cool with me on here, I used to disrespect you. Only Kimi is allowed to be "homies" with people who used to shit on her existence (Ducky).

As for simping, I never truly simped a female on a forum unless I was trying to get nudes out of it to post. Even then I always wound up too lazy to really go through with it and wound up quitting. Most of the females on here are way too boring to have conversations with. The ones I do speak with, I don't need to simp and and tell how awesome they look so that they will feel better about themselves and give me attention.

If you are fucking these girls you're simping and getting rewarded for the work you put into it, good for you. But 90% or more are just wasting their time inflating these bitches egos.

No correct that, I don't care what you say about me, that can be forgiven, but shit on my loved one and that's a wrap, and even if we were cool I damn sure wouldn't kiss the persons ass.

Be glad though, you got it like that. Weak minded approval starved Dudes put you before their real life relationships,

your winning at that if nothing else...and I mean that literally....nothing else.

Speaking of things I'm good at, I think I'm going to go put in another 4 hour session of poker. U Mad?

Why would I be mad? If you were as good as you say you were you wouldn't be living with your Mother would you?

Ayo hold up you said u work 84 hour weeks? wat type of lenient ass job u got dat allows you to post on the IC nd work 44 hour overtimes at the same damn time? ( no diss)

I'm an overpaid Civillian Contractor

 

[H-Rap 180]

Cant speak on the phrase "simp" since I never heard it used outside geekdom online.

Heterosexual males gonna spit game at a bitch in their workspace, cyberspace or outer-space just off G.P..

Im not saying its Kosher to stalk a bitch

or place a E-bitch (typically a dysfuntional socially-awkward bitch craving comments on her avatar pics) on a pedestal but a man with testosterone is going to crack-his-whip in the presence of puzzy.

shit cute doe seeing E-bitches play thirsty-nerds for some self-estem.

 

[Bloo Q]

Cant speak on the phrase "simp" since I never heard it used outside geekdom online.

Heterosexual males gonna spit game at a bitch in their workspace, cyberspace or outer-space just off G.P..

Im not saying its Kosher to stalk a bitch

or place a E-bitch (typically a dysfuntional socially-awkward bitch craving comments on her avatar pics) on a pedestal but a man with testosterone is going to crack-his-whip in the presence of puzzy.

shit cute doe seeing E-bitches play thirsty-nerds for some self-estem.

Ain't you on the west coast? I swear west coast niggas been using "simp" in their rhymes since at least the early 90's.

 

[Oneblackrose2hi]

Cant speak on the phrase "simp" since I never heard it used outside geekdom online.

Heterosexual males gonna spit game at a bitch in their workspace, cyberspace or outer-space just off G.P..

Im not saying its Kosher to stalk a bitch

or place a E-bitch (typically a dysfuntional socially-awkward bitch craving comments on her avatar pics) on a pedestal but a man with testosterone is going to crack-his-whip in the presence of puzzy.

shit cute doe seeing E-bitches play thirsty-nerds for some self-estem.

Ain't you on the west coast? I swear west coast niggas been using "simp" in their rhymes since at least the early 90's.

Yeah, I believe it was an E-40 term.

 

[Bloo Q]

Cant speak on the phrase "simp" since I never heard it used outside geekdom online.

Heterosexual males gonna spit game at a bitch in their workspace, cyberspace or outer-space just off G.P..

Im not saying its Kosher to stalk a bitch

or place a E-bitch (typically a dysfuntional socially-awkward bitch craving comments on her avatar pics) on a pedestal but a man with testosterone is going to crack-his-whip in the presence of puzzy.

shit cute doe seeing E-bitches play thirsty-nerds for some self-estem.

Ain't you on the west coast? I swear west coast niggas been using "simp" in their rhymes since at least the early 90's.

Yeah, I believe it was an E-40 term.

I think I also heard it in a Heiro rhyme or two, either Souls or Casual... Maybe Del, but definitely someone in that crew. Maybe even Tha Alkaholiks.

 

[Bloo Q]

Cant speak on the phrase "simp" since I never heard it used outside geekdom online.

Heterosexual males gonna spit game at a bitch in their workspace, cyberspace or outer-space just off G.P..

Im not saying its Kosher to stalk a bitch

or place a E-bitch (typically a dysfuntional socially-awkward bitch craving comments on her avatar pics) on a pedestal but a man with testosterone is going to crack-his-whip in the presence of puzzy.

shit cute doe seeing E-bitches play thirsty-nerds for some self-estem.

Ain't you on the west coast? I swear west coast niggas been using "simp" in their rhymes since at least the early 90's.

It's clear that guy never leaves his bassment or this site he got 12,000+ posts how da fucc would he know

40 water been sayin simp since the federal album

That Lame just sonned himself

Shit almost got me wanting to go down to the basement to dig out that tape (do I even have a tape player anymore???). 40's the most consistent dude in the west.

 

[black caesar]

Yeah things got umm interesting,..lol, but I'm off this shit, people can believe what they want.

I know how shit really went down, I'll leave it at that :-??

Isn't this what I said to you when you accused me of being a homewrecker and taking another posters man

You insisted I was a liar and was sure that what you read on here was the truth.......

 

[black caesar]

you niggas still getting fooled by SheMales?

Ok explain this Texasboi story. I hear it time and time again.

 

[Kimi]

Isn't this what I said to you when you accused me of being a homewrecker and taking another posters man

You insisted I was a liar and was sure that what you read on here was the truth.......

Wait was I the only one who said that?

Girl please, I defended you in that thread. In a chat I had with choice he broke it down for me, and said you did say you were going to fuck Ms jones fiancé and I believe it.

You act like everything he says about me is true, but when he calls you out he's a liar...,ok. So if you have a problem take it up with choice for telling what happened or pimp who made the thread

I bet you wont say shit to them though will you...lol. Fuck outta here

 

[black caesar]

Kimi, woman to woman u should take a break from this site

wow

 

[black caesar]

you niggas still getting fooled by SheMales?

Ok explain this Texasboi story. I hear it time and time again.

That nigga was simping a poster for a long ass time, even had phone calls with her n shit.. turned out it was a shemale.. nigga tried to date a shemale, even after finding out it was a man he continued to call her.

LOL Damn. SMH

 

[Kimi]

*DMX voice* Here we go again.................

Man not even that shit is laughable.

That thread was almost diamond with people accusing her of that shit, and choice is the one who put her out there to begin with..,yet she comes at me. Hilarious.....lol.

Take it up with the ones who started and spread the rumor...not me

 

[Whatcha wearing?]

*DMX voice* Here we go again.................

Man not even that shit is laughable.

That thread was almost diamond with people accusing her of that shit, and choice is the one who put her out there to begin with..,yet she comes at me. Hilarious.....lol.

Take it up with the ones who started and spread the rumor...not me

lol @ you being too dumb to realize that mssthrn didnt even diss you. She just questioned why you're so quick to believe me when it's something negative about her, but call me a liar anytime I say something negative about you.

And for the record you defended mssthrn in that thread, BUT later on when mssthrn dissed you, you came bacc and said she was trying to sleep with another woman's man, and regurgitated everything I said in Pimp's thread at mssthrn like it was factual.