Have You Ever Been In a "Porn Scenario"?

[mryounggun]

Some of them tried that already. Niggas ain't stopped the slander yet. Shit is pointless.

 

[700]

I was working at a dollar store and a bitch who worked at the sonic a couple doors down used to let me fuck in the backroom, in the aisles, behind the shopping center, all kinds of places

Just out the blue one day, lasted for a month

Then I went to jail for six months

Never saw her again, never even got the bitch number

 

[700]

The short time I was in college a bitch in our student housing got drunk knocked on our backdoor at 4 in the morning talking bout she wanted to suck some dick

Couldn't turn that down

 

[usmarin3]

Shit like that happened to me 2 weeks ago.

Went to my homeboy'S pool party for the UFC 200 fight. It was mad hoes there drinking. My boy momma brought two of her coworkers. I hit it off with this Haitian/Jamaican chick and was getting fucked up off those Fireball/Cinnamon Toast Crunch tasting shots. I ended up fucking the chick in the back yard of my boys lawn and i'm pretty sure the neighbors saw me. smh My other homeboy Alex ended up banging another chick in the pool.

 

[mryounggun]

Think I told this story before on here before but here's the cliff notes:

One night this older woman I was fucking with him me up at like 1:30 in the morning when I was out with some niggas I know. 2 hours later, we were all leaving her house, we had all smashed, two of my niggas had ran through her fridge and eaten all her kids snacks and we all had a story to tell.

Sharing a women is nasty as fuck

All y'all niggas dirty

All THEM niggas is dirty. I got mine first.

You mad?

 

[gorilla]

In my younger days, a young brotha was going thru it.

I had fucked around and got my car repoed. Im at work one day and get a call from the finance company. The chick on the phone had a sexy ass voice so Im flirting with her and shit. Get off the phone and 5-10 mins later, I get another call. Its her calling me from her cell and shit, asking if we can meet up later. I see opportunity for win/win so I tell her fall thru.

So she swoops thru, big girl (I expected such) but she was pretty as hell, and carried herself well, titties on point. We end up going down to The Rock (my Detroit niggas know wassup) and we sitting in the car chillin and talking. Eventually im like what up with my ride. She tell me she'll look out, but asked whats in it for her. End up getting topped off that night, smashed her fluffy ass a few days later and got my ride back without paying that past due.

 

[SolemnSauce]

We've made this a place where women cant share stories about breaking walls down..Chris Jericho

#bars

 

[Bussy_Getta]

Some of them tried that already. Niggas ain't stopped the slander yet. Shit is pointless.

Niggas immature fam

 

[spit_fiya]

In VA there's a shitload of highrises with pools and the lifeguards are all foreign exchange students (college). Typically Russians, Ukrainians. Some model type beautiful women. I wanted one.

So im driving one day and caught one slippin dolo at a 7-11 pay phone. Yes, a payphone . Hit the u turn, roll up on her in the 7-11 like 'Uh, why you on a payphone ". She started talkin she barely speak English. Half our conversation is just smiles and head nods. "I bored, no cell phone " . Im like 'you drink?, drinky drinky? " . She understood that.

Brought her back to the crib and went ham. Had her on the 15th floor balcony ass out. It was very Bangbus-esque how it went down

Where the f-ck at???

Bruh I said that same shid! He gotta be talking about another VA

 

[spit_fiya]

In VA there's a shitload of highrises with pools and the lifeguards are all foreign exchange students (college). Typically Russians, Ukrainians. Some model type beautiful women. I wanted one.

So im driving one day and caught one slippin dolo at a 7-11 pay phone. Yes, a payphone . Hit the u turn, roll up on her in the 7-11 like 'Uh, why you on a payphone ". She started talkin she barely speak English. Half our conversation is just smiles and head nods. "I bored, no cell phone " . Im like 'you drink?, drinky drinky? " . She understood that.

Brought her back to the crib and went ham. Had her on the 15th floor balcony ass out. It was very Bangbus-esque how it went down

Where the f-ck at???

All up n down 395, Alexandria and Arlington

Pools close at 8 i believe. :joy: 8:05 you'll see em drivin around in their Lifeguard t shirts on their lil bikes. Gorgeous lil college joints. ..if you're into that sorta thing

Im not anymore, of course

Ok that makes sense now...I was thinking Hampton Roads

 

[ReppinTime]

In vegas out with my bro ran into 4 females walking out the bellagio i believe when we were walking in. Long story short they came back to the room. Drinking smoking with 3 of them on the balcony and one wants to fellate me and asks her girl to help and the other says she wants to play with her genitals and watch. I'm borderline unconscious from not sleeping the night before and jetlag combined with the foreign substances they begin to start on each other and when they come reaching for my meat I excuse myself. Got my bro pulled him to the side and told him go feast as I made my way off the premises.

Another time i got head from ob in times Square with police watching.

When I was 14 working door to door for Comcast I either smashed or got fellated by dumb women that either thought I was keeping their service on in exchange or giving them special deals on the prices. (I wasnt)

A few more but that's enough about sinful past experiences

 

[Elzo69Renaissance]

In vegas out with my bro ran into 4 females walking out the bellagio i believe when we were walking in. Long story short they came back to the room. Drinking smoking with 3 of them on the balcony and one wants to fellate me and asks her girl to help and the other says she wants to play with her genitals and watch. I'm borderline unconscious from not sleeping the night before and jetlag combined with the foreign substances they begin to start on each other and when they come reaching for my meat I excuse myself. Got my bro pulled him to the side and told him go feast as I made my way off the premises.

Another time i got head from ob in times Square with police watching.

When I was 14 working door to door for Comcast I either smashed or got fellated by dumb women that either thought I was keeping their service on in exchange or giving them special deals on the prices. (I wasnt)

A few more but that's enough about sinful past experiences

what?

 

[Kat]

@obnoxiouslyfresh

 

[Arya Tsaddiq]

That nigga threw that out there all nonchalantly like it was nothing hahaha

 

[jay83]

When I was 14 working door to door for Comcast I either smashed or got fellated by dumb women that either thought I was keeping their service on in exchange or giving them special deals on the prices. (I wasnt)

wtf?

 

[S2J]

Random Ob under the bus throwing :joy: :joy: Real lol's

 

[700]

Now all of sudden I like ob

For some reason

 

[Lou Cypher]

No

 

[silverfoxx]

Some of them tried that already. Niggas ain't stopped the slander yet. Shit is pointless.

Niggas immature fam

Yea....I'm not feeling this new Pico.

 

[nujerz84]

Not really, but does being in actual porn count?