konceptjones
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Back when I was single my apartment was about a couple blocks or so away from EMU across the tracks. There was a party store "Moe's" that everyone would go to if you lived over there or went to the school so you would encounter all types of folks there at any given time.
One Thursday night I walked down to Moe's at about 1am to cop some brew. I go in and shoot the shit with Moe and whoever else was behind the counter. This cute but chunky as shit sooooper Becky sounding white chick came in asking Moe where his wine was at and we had a little chuckle about how "white" she sounded. Anywho I bounce and ask Moe if his payphone outside worked 'cause I was finna hit up this ER nurse to fall through after her shift and blubber Becky heard me and chimed in "I can come over if you want...". I ignored her 'cause... well... I dunno why I ignored her but I walked over to the payphone and made my call.
Nurse hoe was pulling a double so she said she wouldn't be over until around 6am and she would drop me off at the office... Aiight bet I hang up the phone and turn to foot it back to the crib when Becky pulled up next to me and was like "Are you going to let me come to your place?". I took a good look at her in her white Bonneville. She looked a bit fluffier than when she was in the store, face was cute, titties were sitting under her chin like some flotation devices, and the smell of wine assaulted my nose with each word she spoke.
"Well, can we go back to your place?"
"Fuck it, I'm across the tracks over there."
I get in the car and directed her to the guest parking lot at my apartments. I do a quick check of the parking next to my building and neither my boys or the fine ass chick next to them are home, so I ain't finna get clowned for bringing the Michelin woman to the crib.
We get inside my crib and we do the usual chit chat. She asked about my recording and DJ rig, I play a few tracks for her while downing my first quart of Miller High Life. Talk turns to sex 'cause she noticed the skin mags I had on my coffee table and she starts flipping through them. I'm ready for my next bottle of High Life but first I gotta take a major piss. I handle my biz an when I come out the bathroom I'm greeted by a naked chunky white chick sittin on my couch. I got beer in me so a bruh like "fuck it". I take my shit off and proceed to fuck the living daylights outta that broad, taking drinks of brew and her wine in-between positions. About an hour and a half later I finally buss a nut. She sat there for a minute, put her clothes on, and was like
"That was the best sex I've had in a long time. Mind if I come back tomorrow for more? Maybe we can fuck the whole weekend? I'll pay for the food and liquor if we stay in for the whole weekend and just fuck"
So I tell the broad to come back over the next day at around 6pm. She showed up with two fifths of vodka, a case of High Life, a pint of peppermint schnapps, and ordered pizza after she set everything down in the kitchen. I fucked that broad every which way I could from Friday when she got there until Monday morning before she took me to work. We stayed butt ass naked drunk fucking for three days straight, eatin' the best goddamned pizza and philly cheesesteaks could get delivered. If we wasn't eatin', we were fucking and only took breaks for showers, bathroom breaks, and naps/sleep.
... And each and every time I had her answer the door asshole naked to pay for the delivery.
Fucked up thing about it all was I didn't find out her name until she dropped me off when she wrote her number down on a piece of paper. I called her "yo" and "aye" all weekend long.
One Thursday night I walked down to Moe's at about 1am to cop some brew. I go in and shoot the shit with Moe and whoever else was behind the counter. This cute but chunky as shit sooooper Becky sounding white chick came in asking Moe where his wine was at and we had a little chuckle about how "white" she sounded. Anywho I bounce and ask Moe if his payphone outside worked 'cause I was finna hit up this ER nurse to fall through after her shift and blubber Becky heard me and chimed in "I can come over if you want...". I ignored her 'cause... well... I dunno why I ignored her but I walked over to the payphone and made my call.
Nurse hoe was pulling a double so she said she wouldn't be over until around 6am and she would drop me off at the office... Aiight bet I hang up the phone and turn to foot it back to the crib when Becky pulled up next to me and was like "Are you going to let me come to your place?". I took a good look at her in her white Bonneville. She looked a bit fluffier than when she was in the store, face was cute, titties were sitting under her chin like some flotation devices, and the smell of wine assaulted my nose with each word she spoke.
"Well, can we go back to your place?"
"Fuck it, I'm across the tracks over there."
I get in the car and directed her to the guest parking lot at my apartments. I do a quick check of the parking next to my building and neither my boys or the fine ass chick next to them are home, so I ain't finna get clowned for bringing the Michelin woman to the crib.
We get inside my crib and we do the usual chit chat. She asked about my recording and DJ rig, I play a few tracks for her while downing my first quart of Miller High Life. Talk turns to sex 'cause she noticed the skin mags I had on my coffee table and she starts flipping through them. I'm ready for my next bottle of High Life but first I gotta take a major piss. I handle my biz an when I come out the bathroom I'm greeted by a naked chunky white chick sittin on my couch. I got beer in me so a bruh like "fuck it". I take my shit off and proceed to fuck the living daylights outta that broad, taking drinks of brew and her wine in-between positions. About an hour and a half later I finally buss a nut. She sat there for a minute, put her clothes on, and was like
"That was the best sex I've had in a long time. Mind if I come back tomorrow for more? Maybe we can fuck the whole weekend? I'll pay for the food and liquor if we stay in for the whole weekend and just fuck"
So I tell the broad to come back over the next day at around 6pm. She showed up with two fifths of vodka, a case of High Life, a pint of peppermint schnapps, and ordered pizza after she set everything down in the kitchen. I fucked that broad every which way I could from Friday when she got there until Monday morning before she took me to work. We stayed butt ass naked drunk fucking for three days straight, eatin' the best goddamned pizza and philly cheesesteaks could get delivered. If we wasn't eatin', we were fucking and only took breaks for showers, bathroom breaks, and naps/sleep.
... And each and every time I had her answer the door asshole naked to pay for the delivery.
Fucked up thing about it all was I didn't find out her name until she dropped me off when she wrote her number down on a piece of paper. I called her "yo" and "aye" all weekend long.
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