Have u ever walked in on ur parents having sex????

[JusDre313]

lol....that nigga heard you...he just couldn't stop that nut from busting

well damn i never thought about that shit lol

LMAO that nigga was in the ZONE...he heard you. But ....didnt hear you lmao

man the bolded might be exactly what it was... LMAOOOOO haha my pops aint shit

 

[KingJamal]

Good Thread....

I think I was around 4 or 5...my pops had this dope as knife and he was life if you ever see this laying around don't mess with it just bring it to me and I'll put it up. Low and behold I find the knife and was like let me get this to him. I go to his room and just open the door to see him stroke my mama out from the back. I tried to leave and he ask, "What you want boy?" I tell him, "I found ya knife." he like, "Oh, well bring it here." So I had to get up close to my pops and hand him his knife...taht shit was the worst.....

Man this shit is still hilarious to me lmao

 

[Little JJ]

No my parents havent been together since i was born

 

[KingJamal]

Classic thread bump

And that t.webb story is still GOAT

 

[gns]

Good Thread....

I think I was around 4 or 5...my pops had this dope as knife and he was life if you ever see this laying around don't mess with it just bring it to me and I'll put it up. Low and behold I find the knife and was like let me get this to him. I go to his room and just open the door to see him stroke my mama out from the back. I tried to leave and he ask, "What you want boy?" I tell him, "I found ya knife." he like, "Oh, well bring it here." So I had to get up close to my pops and hand him his knife...taht shit was the worst.....

im crying....

 

[dirtyrodney]

look them in the eyes and finish like a boss

LMAOoooo

but nah my folks are old as shit so nah...never have. thank GOD

Lol, Im literally fucking crying over here. You wild my dude

 

[bignorm73]

lord have mercy, lol @ dainty really being the creepy, chicken-jerking uncle

smh at the whole "Dainty" debacle. smh at this story.

 

[VIBE]

Heard them that's it.

But I seen my friends mom and dad get down. We were playing games in his room and his parents have an add on room attached to his. His window looks right into theirs, but his blinds were closed. There was a slot open on my viewing side and I caught her coming out the shower, she dropped her towel and I was like DAMN! she's hot too, nice and thick, huge tits. She she's naked, lays on the bed and starts fingering, I'm thinking it's a solo show, her husband comes in and eats her, and gets a bj. Then they fuck for 10 mins or so. Show was over and I headed to the livin room and off to church we went lol true story. Shit was epic. When I told my buddy him and his sisters laughed and were like, "they're always having sex".

 

[dirtyrodney]

Yeah I walked in on my mom getting owned by her boyfriend when I was like 6 or 7. It was hilarious, soon as he realized I just walked in the room, he jumped off top of her and they both just played sleep like they was fucking clever.

I can still remember what color the fucking sheets was.

 

[MallyG]

naw but i did walk in on my pops jerking it... weirdo.... what worse though i came in the house yelling "Pops..... PoPs where u at"? cuz i was gon tell him i was gon chill @ my moms crib that night.. i came in the house yelling until i finally got to his room.. how the fuck this nigga not hear me smh

lol....that nigga heard you...he just couldn't stop that nut from busting

LMAO that nigga was in the ZONE...he heard you. But ....didnt hear you lmao

Lol nigga was racing to get done before son walked in the door he was going for a challenge

LMMFAO!

This shit got a nikka weak over here!

 

[BridgeH]

I walked in...rather crawled in on my parents once. I called myself sneaking up on them and pops was about to go hammer. I musta been like 7 or something.

My nephew walked in on me once....actually it was with a girl from the IC too looooollll

-Bridge

 

[Frank blanco]

it happened to me before and the way it happened god was probably tryna tell me something

me and my bro was in the hallway walking and my parents room door flew open outta nowhere i think a gust of wind blew it open but they were in some weird cannonball type move that ive yet to see again to this day i was like okayyyyyy im going outside

 

[Plop Star]

i guess im the only one whose parents didnt get married.................*tears*

but i caught my dad fuckin before when i was six

me and my cousin was listening outside the door and he caught us

................i thought it was the funniest shit ever

 

[King_Me]

YOOO Y'ALL NIGGAS GOT ME OVER HERE CTFU!!!! SEIZURE STYLE....MY 8 month old son looking at me like wtf wrong wit you nigga?!?!

NIGGA SAID HE WANTED TO CHALLENGE HIMSELF TO SEE IF HE COULD NUT BEFORE HIS SON CAME IN THE ROOM. LMMFAO

Shit like this and Illpix are the reasons I joined this bitch.

 

[bignorm73]

smh at my daughters having alot of stories like this to tell when they grow up.

they 4 and 3 and have caught me no less than a dozen times.

They always get up in the middle of the night, and just come to the room. smh.

 

[Nthngis4vr]

Yeah, I wasnt traumatized or anything. I just opened the door, saw my mom's bare back (she was riding my dad) and closed the door. She came out wearing a robe and was like "what did you want?" I just said nothing and she went back in the room. lol

then, several years later my mom walked in on me & my husband (boyfriend at the time).