Guess That Rap Song. Story Telling edition.

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Quick/easy one...

Rapper gets robbed, shot and killed.

Rapper goes and talks to God.

Rapper prepares to go down to hell to Kill the devil.

Rapper starts fuckin' shit up down in hell/Killing the devil etc.

Rapper suddenly wakes up laying down.

 
I PMed Listencloser the answer. I figured no on would get it, but I've actually posted that song on this board before and a few people responded saying they always liked the song so I thought someone would have caught it.

This one might be easier.

The rapper and his partner in crime (PnC) were just waking up at a hotel after a wild weekend. The rapper is getting himself together when room service knocks at the door. He opens the door, but instantly becomes suspicious because the waiter looks nervous. The waiter pulls out two guns, and the rapper instantly ducks. It's an intense scene but the rapper's PnC is completely unaware because he's in the shower singing. The rapper tries to get to his gun, and the waiter fires two shots as the rapper scrambles away. The shots missed, but the gunman was still on the attack. Luckily for the rapper he just managed to be over by the window and the sunlight reflected off of his diamonds causing a glare that temporarily blinding the assailant. At that moment, reacting to the gunshots, the rapper's PnC comes out of the shower in a towel and shoots the waiter causing him to fall onto the rapper. The PnC asks the rapper if he's alright seeing blood on him, but the rapper assures him he is ok. The blood is from the waiter. They wrap the body in a sheet, shove it under a bed, and instantly try to get everything together and leave as soon as possible in case someone heard the shots. In the midst of their scramble, a hotel employee who had heard the shots, knocks on the door inquiring about what had happened. The rapper tells him that everything was fine, some balloons from the party the night before had popped. The two leave the hotel in a hurry and manage to get away.

The two fly back to L.A. And the PnC immediately starts and investigation to find out who ordered the hit. He found his answer quickly. It was a man that he and the original rapper had robbed for his stash of cocaine. They let him get away, and he wanted revenge. As the PnC thought about it, he realized that enemy's girlfriend was the key to the whole thing. The enemy had been arrested recently, so she was the one that handled the drug shipments, and was most likely responsible for recruiting the waiter. The PnC sent a letter to the prison upstate to alert one of his locked up killers to be on the look out for the enemy. Coincidentally, the enemy wound up getting shipped to that prison shortly after the hit and was bragging about how he set it in motion. The PnC's associate got the letter, heard the enemy's bragging, and murdered him in his bunk later that night.
 
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Ok this next rapper is sitting alone in his hotel room twisting up blunt after blunt of top notch marijuana while contemplating the poor souls that aren't privileged to match his level of connoisseur. He prepares the room as to not alert the security or the ire of neighboring guest by removing the smoke detectors and stuffing linens beneath the door frame.

He then proceeds to smoke the day away. While deep into his day long high he categorizes his worldly pleasures and complaints when he is abruptly startled by loud banging at his door. Believed to be hotel security, in his paranoia he attempts to dissuade the unwanted intruder to return at a later time. The disrupter apologizes for his intrusion but inquires about the loud smell of marijuana smoke through the door.

In a panic the rapper attempts to rid the room of any trace of drugs by flushing and eating the remainder of his stash, running the shower and spraying cologne before facing the hotel security. He gathers his wits to open the door to find it's just some young punk that smelled weed and wanted to buy some.
 
_Menace_;7048434 said:
To make this thread alive

Answer the story first then drop your story.

There's too much going in now

Yeah I wrote mine while he posted. I'll let these 3 be answered before I add again.
 
Listencloser;7048433 said:
Ok this next rapper is sitting alone in his hotel room twisting up blunt after blunt of top notch marijuana while contemplating the poor souls that aren't privileged to match his level of connoisseur. He prepares the room as to not alert the security or the ire of neighboring guest by removing the smoke detectors and stuffing linens beneath the door frame.

He then proceeds to smoke the day away. While deep into his day long high he categorizes his worldly pleasures and complaints when he is abruptly startled by loud banging at his door. Believed to be hotel security, in his paranoia he attempts to dissuade the unwanted intruder to return at a later time. The disrupter apologizes for his intrusion but inquires about the loud smell of marijuana smoke through the door.

In a panic the rapper attempts to rid the room of any trace of drugs by flushing and eating the remainder of his stash, running the shower and spraying cologne before facing the hotel security. He gathers his wits to open the door to find it's just some young punk that smelled weed and wanted to buy some.


 
A rapper watches a young small time criminal attempt to gain respect by working his way up from selling weed and committing armed robberies to crack. The young man wants to join the rapper's crew so the rapper takes him out to rape a woman so the boy can prove himself. They all take turns raping the chosen woman and the young boy is told to kill her afterwards. The young man, however, realizes that the woman he raped is his own mother; he kills her and then kills himself. The rapper then goes on to continue doing gangsta shit.
 
Bodhi;7048615 said:
A rapper watches a young small time criminal attempt to gain respect by working his way up from selling weed and committing armed robberies to crack. The young man wants to join the rapper's crew so the rapper takes him out to rape a woman so the boy can prove himself. They all take turns raping the chosen woman and the young boy is told to kill her afterwards. The young man, however, realizes that the woman he raped is his own mother; he kills her and then kills himself. The rapper then goes on to continue doing gangsta shit.

haven't heard it in years, but that's gotta be dance with the devil by Immortal Technique
 


This one might be easier.

The rapper and his partner in crime (PnC) were just waking up at a hotel after a wild weekend. The rapper is getting himself together when room service knocks at the door. He opens the door, but instantly becomes suspicious because the waiter looks nervous. The waiter pulls out two guns, and the rapper instantly ducks. It's an intense scene but the rapper's PnC is completely unaware because he's in the shower singing. The rapper tries to get to his gun, and the waiter fires two shots as the rapper scrambles away. The shots missed, but the gunman was still on the attack. Luckily for the rapper he just managed to be over by the window and the sunlight reflected off of his diamonds causing a glare that temporarily blinding the assailant. At that moment, reacting to the gunshots, the rapper's PnC comes out of the shower in a towel and shoots the waiter causing him to fall onto the rapper. The PnC asks the rapper if he's alright seeing blood on him, but the rapper assures him he is ok. The blood is from the waiter. They wrap the body in a sheet, shove it under a bed, and instantly try to get everything together and leave as soon as possible in case someone heard the shots. In the midst of their scramble, a hotel employee who had heard the shots, knocks on the door inquiring about what had happened. The rapper tells him that everything was fine, some balloons from the party the night before had popped. The two leave the hotel in a hurry and manage to get away.

The two fly back to L.A. And the PnC immediately starts and investigation to find out who ordered the hit. He found his answer quickly. It was a man that he and the original rapper had robbed for his stash of cocaine. They let him get away, and he wanted revenge. As the PnC thought about it, he realized that enemy's girlfriend was the key to the whole thing. The enemy had been arrested recently, so she was the one that handled the drug shipments, and was most likely responsible for recruiting the waiter. The PnC sent a letter to the prison upstate to alert one of his locked up killers to be on the look out for the enemy. Coincidentally, the enemy wound up getting shipped to that prison shortly after the hit and was bragging about how he set it in motion. The PnC's associate got the letter, heard the enemy's bragging, and murdered him in his bunk later that night.[/quote]

Ghostface- the hilton
 
deakino;7048707 said:
This one might be easier.

The rapper and his partner in crime (PnC) were just waking up at a hotel after a wild weekend. The rapper is getting himself together when room service knocks at the door. He opens the door, but instantly becomes suspicious because the waiter looks nervous. The waiter pulls out two guns, and the rapper instantly ducks. It's an intense scene but the rapper's PnC is completely unaware because he's in the shower singing. The rapper tries to get to his gun, and the waiter fires two shots as the rapper scrambles away. The shots missed, but the gunman was still on the attack. Luckily for the rapper he just managed to be over by the window and the sunlight reflected off of his diamonds causing a glare that temporarily blinding the assailant. At that moment, reacting to the gunshots, the rapper's PnC comes out of the shower in a towel and shoots the waiter causing him to fall onto the rapper. The PnC asks the rapper if he's alright seeing blood on him, but the rapper assures him he is ok. The blood is from the waiter. They wrap the body in a sheet, shove it under a bed, and instantly try to get everything together and leave as soon as possible in case someone heard the shots. In the midst of their scramble, a hotel employee who had heard the shots, knocks on the door inquiring about what had happened. The rapper tells him that everything was fine, some balloons from the party the night before had popped. The two leave the hotel in a hurry and manage to get away.

The two fly back to L.A. And the PnC immediately starts and investigation to find out who ordered the hit. He found his answer quickly. It was a man that he and the original rapper had robbed for his stash of cocaine. They let him get away, and he wanted revenge. As the PnC thought about it, he realized that enemy's girlfriend was the key to the whole thing. The enemy had been arrested recently, so she was the one that handled the drug shipments, and was most likely responsible for recruiting the waiter. The PnC sent a letter to the prison upstate to alert one of his locked up killers to be on the look out for the enemy. Coincidentally, the enemy wound up getting shipped to that prison shortly after the hit and was bragging about how he set it in motion. The PnC's associate got the letter, heard the enemy's bragging, and murdered him in his bunk later that night.

Ghostface- the hilton[/quote]


"sunlight reflected off of his diamonds causing a glare that temporarily blinding the assailant." straight Ghostface shit rights here.
 
this rapper was known for playing practical jokes on neighbors. A neighbor asks the rapper if they could help and take a package across town. The rapper is hesitant and asks why the neighbors sons couldn't do it. the neighbor explains her sons aren't available and that package is most important. Reluctantly the rapper agrees, takes the package and drives off. The rapper gets in a traffic jam along the way, after finally getting off @ an exit

the rapper notices they're out of gas. Rapper takes a cab to the gas station gets a lil gas only to find upon their return that the car's been towed. Goes to the impound retrieves the car for a nominal fee, only to find a flat tire. Tips a brother for changing the tire even though they could've done it. In their haste to get the package to it's destination they run over a cat. after all the trials and tribulations the rapper finally gets the package to it's destination. Happy to save a neighbor the rapper is flabbergasted to find out they went through all of that to deliver a box of q-tips........jokes on you rapper
 
optimistic;7049703 said:
this rapper was known for playing practical jokes on neighbors. A neighbor asks the rapper if they could help and take a package across town. The rapper is hesitant and asks why the neighbors sons couldn't do it. the neighbor explains her sons aren't available and that package is most important. Reluctantly the rapper agrees, takes the package and drives off. The rapper gets in a traffic jam along the way, after finally getting off @ an exit

the rapper notices they're out of gas. Rapper takes a cab to the gas station gets a lil gas only to find upon their return that the car's been towed. Goes to the impound retrieves the car for a nominal fee, only to find a flat tire. Tips a brother for changing the tire even though they could've done it. In their haste to get the package to it's destination they run over a cat. after all the trials and tribulations the rapper finally gets the package to it's destination. Happy to save a neighbor the rapper is flabbergasted to find out they went through all of that to deliver a box of q-tips........jokes on you rapper

I don't know what song that is, but it sounds He-Larry-Us.
 
optimistic;7049703 said:
this rapper was known for playing practical jokes on neighbors. A neighbor asks the rapper if they could help and take a package across town. The rapper is hesitant and asks why the neighbors sons couldn't do it. the neighbor explains her sons aren't available and that package is most important. Reluctantly the rapper agrees, takes the package and drives off. The rapper gets in a traffic jam along the way, after finally getting off @ an exit

the rapper notices they're out of gas. Rapper takes a cab to the gas station gets a lil gas only to find upon their return that the car's been towed. Goes to the impound retrieves the car for a nominal fee, only to find a flat tire. Tips a brother for changing the tire even though they could've done it. In their haste to get the package to it's destination they run over a cat. after all the trials and tribulations the rapper finally gets the package to it's destination. Happy to save a neighbor the rapper is flabbergasted to find out they went through all of that to deliver a box of q-tips........jokes on you rapper

lost me on this one
 
This man is on a wanted list in Atlanta and needs to take a plane to NYC. His baby mother is angry at him for leaving so he calls up his side piece to take him to the airport and give him head in the parking lot. He has a fake I.D. but was able to bribe an employee to get through. He goes to the bathroom and see's Ghostface in the mirror and gets some sound advice. Later an old woman is mad at him for skipping the line, but he notices his friend working as a TSA agent, so he gets through. On the plane he gets drunk and ends up smashing a stewardess in the bathroom. He sees Ghostface in the mirror again and he tells a sound plan about how to escape safely. After landing, he gets in a wheelchair and is pushed out while the police arrest the stewardess because she's a coke-head hoe, and that's how the story go.
 
This guy is in jr. h.s. and is averaging b+. at the end of school he goes to his moms apartment instead of an arcade. He goes upstairs to kiss his mom hug his sis and punch his bro. the family is going thru the stuggle with him and his bro. only having 2 pairs of pants to share an only beans rice and bread to eat. a local drug deales asks this guy to make a delivery for $200. he does it a couple of times and gets enough money to jave steak with the beans and rice and new clothes. the guy now has his own drug dwaling crew and the local dealer is now mad and they go to war. the guys crew gets shot down 1 by 1 until the guy with the b+ grades is the only one left.
 
deakino;7052905 said:
This guy is in jr. h.s. and is averaging b+. at the end of school he goes to his moms apartment instead of an arcade. He goes upstairs to kiss his mom hug his sis and punch his bro. the family is going thru the stuggle with him and his bro. only having 2 pairs of pants to share an only beans rice and bread to eat. a local drug deales asks this guy to make a delivery for $200. he does it a couple of times and gets enough money to jave steak with the beans and rice and new clothes. the guy now has his own drug dwaling crew and the local dealer is now mad and they go to war. the guys crew gets shot down 1 by 1 until the guy with the b+ grades is the only one left.

KRS - Love's Gonna Get Cha
 
twentyfivelighters;7052885 said:
This man is on a wanted list in Atlanta and needs to take a plane to NYC. His baby mother is angry at him for leaving so he calls up his side piece to take him to the airport and give him head in the parking lot. He has a fake I.D. but was able to bribe an employee to get through. He goes to the bathroom and see's Ghostface in the mirror and gets some sound advice. Later an old woman is mad at him for skipping the line, but he notices his friend working as a TSA agent, so he gets through. On the plane he gets drunk and ends up smashing a stewardess in the bathroom. He sees Ghostface in the mirror again and he tells a sound plan about how to escape safely. After landing, he gets in a wheelchair and is pushed out while the police arrest the stewardess because she's a coke-head hoe, and that's how the story go.


The Rapper comes up with a plan to rob a man he knows for 4 million in cash and diamonds. He calls up a homie he knows he can trust. They kidnap a guard and torture him for information. The homie wants to run a train on the guard's granddaughter in front of him to get him to talk, but the rapper knows that's going too far. They get the information they need and head to the vic's house knowing they are working under a tight timeline.

They meet up at the house and the rapper picks the locks on the back door. He is extra careful in everything he does because he doesn't want to get locked up and he also knows that the guy he's robbing is a Made Man. He disables the security system, makes his way to the safe, and cracks it. It's full of diamonds and cash. He and his partner start emptying it out, and just as they are about to leave, they hear sirens. The rapper looks outside and sees the guard they tortured pointing at the building telling the cops to kill them. The homie resigns himself to the possibility they might die but he refuses to go out without fighting back. Both of them start shooting at the cops. The rapper decides they need to make it back to their van. They have some heavy artillery there and it might help them escape. They get out of the building and the rapper sees a woman near. He grabs her and uses her as a human shield. He's still shooting at the cops and runs out of bullets. He's too slow and realizes he probably won't make it to the van. He realizes it's over for him so he starts to turn back in an effort to give his homie time to escape. Just as he's about to accept death, the leader of his crew appears with a bunch of his other comrades and they start shooting at the cops saving the rapper's life.
 
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