Guess That Rap Song. Story Telling edition.

[optimistic]

this rapper was known for playing practical jokes on neighbors. A neighbor asks the rapper if they could help and take a package across town. The rapper is hesitant and asks why the neighbors sons couldn't do it. the neighbor explains her sons aren't available and that package is most important. Reluctantly the rapper agrees, takes the package and drives off. The rapper gets in a traffic jam along the way, after finally getting off @ an exit

the rapper notices they're out of gas. Rapper takes a cab to the gas station gets a lil gas only to find upon their return that the car's been towed. Goes to the impound retrieves the car for a nominal fee, only to find a flat tire. Tips a brother for changing the tire even though they could've done it. In their haste to get the package to it's destination they run over a cat. after all the trials and tribulations the rapper finally gets the package to it's destination. Happy to save a neighbor the rapper is flabbergasted to find out they went through all of that to deliver a box of q-tips........jokes on you rapper

[youtu.be/KCi16UMa4Lc

tried to post the video. the link is good, MC Lyte "absolutely positively"

 

[mryounggun]

Dope ass thread.

A project bird has two niggas trying to get at her: One of them a street nigga and one of them a nigga trying to leave the hood and get the American Dream. Her being the project bird that she is, she is attracted to and addicted to the street life so she chooses the street nigga. He gets her pregnant and when the baby is born, he bounces. I mean shit, the dude was light skinned and baby was dark. It can't be his, right???

With no father figure around, the boy gets caught up in the same street life as all the other young niggas in the neighborhood. One day, the youngin' sets up shot on a new block. But that block is already occupied by an OG, who tells the boy he needs to bounce. The boy, being the young and stupid kid that he is, pulls out a .38 and points it at the OG. But he doesn't shoot. The old man looks familiar to him. But the OG is seasoned enough to know that you can't hesitate when you pull out. He whips out his own pistol and pumps 6 shots into the youngin.

The OG was the youngin's father. Not being there for his son when he was coming up LITERALLY killed him.

 

[Listencloser]

this rapper was known for playing practical jokes on neighbors. A neighbor asks the rapper if they could help and take a package across town. The rapper is hesitant and asks why the neighbors sons couldn't do it. the neighbor explains her sons aren't available and that package is most important. Reluctantly the rapper agrees, takes the package and drives off. The rapper gets in a traffic jam along the way, after finally getting off @ an exit

the rapper notices they're out of gas. Rapper takes a cab to the gas station gets a lil gas only to find upon their return that the car's been towed. Goes to the impound retrieves the car for a nominal fee, only to find a flat tire. Tips a brother for changing the tire even though they could've done it. In their haste to get the package to it's destination they run over a cat. after all the trials and tribulations the rapper finally gets the package to it's destination. Happy to save a neighbor the rapper is flabbergasted to find out they went through all of that to deliver a box of q-tips........jokes on you rapper

[youtu.be/KCi16UMa4Lc

tried to post the video. the link is good, MC Lyte "absolutely positively"

 

[Listencloser]

Dope ass thread.

A project bird has two niggas trying to get at her: One of them a street nigga and one of them a nigga trying to leave the hood and get the American Dream. Her being the project bird that she is, she is attracted to and addicted to the street life so she chooses the street nigga. He gets her pregnant and when the baby is born, he bounces. I mean shit, the dude was light skinned and baby was dark. It can't be his, right???

With no father figure around, the boy gets caught up in the same street life as all the other young niggas in the neighborhood. One day, the youngin' sets up shot on a new block. But that block is already occupied by an OG, who tells the boy he needs to bounce. The boy, being the young and stupid kid that he is, pulls out a .38 and points it at the OG. But he doesn't shoot. The old man looks familiar to him. But the OG is seasoned enough to know that you can't hesitate when you pull out. He whips out his own pistol and pumps 6 shots into the young.

The OG was the youngin's father. Not being there for his son when he was coming up LITERALLY killed him.

This is racking my brain. I sitting here scouring my itunes because i know i have this song.

 

[The Lonious Monk]

Dope ass thread.

A project bird has two niggas trying to get at her: One of them a street nigga and one of them a nigga trying to leave the hood and get the American Dream. Her being the project bird that she is, she is attracted to and addicted to the street life so she chooses the street nigga. He gets her pregnant and when the baby is born, he bounces. I mean shit, the dude was light skinned and baby was dark. It can't be his, right???

With no father figure around, the boy gets caught up in the same street life as all the other young niggas in the neighborhood. One day, the youngin' sets up shot on a new block. But that block is already occupied by an OG, who tells the boy he needs to bounce. The boy, being the young and stupid kid that he is, pulls out a .38 and points it at the OG. But he doesn't shoot. The old man looks familiar to him. But the OG is seasoned enough to know that you can't hesitate when you pull out. He whips out his own pistol and pumps 6 shots into the young.

The OG was the youngin's father. Not being there for his son when he was coming up LITERALLY killed him.

This is racking my brain. I sitting here scouring my itunes because i know i have this song.

Same here. I thought someone would have gotten it by now too because I swear I've seen it discussed on here.

 

[mryounggun]

Y'all niggas should be ashamed of yourselves. Lol.

 

[semi-auto-mato]

Dope ass thread.

A project bird has two niggas trying to get at her: One of them a street nigga and one of them a nigga trying to leave the hood and get the American Dream. Her being the project bird that she is, she is attracted to and addicted to the street life so she chooses the street nigga. He gets her pregnant and when the baby is born, he bounces. I mean shit, the dude was light skinned and baby was dark. It can't be his, right???

With no father figure around, the boy gets caught up in the same street life as all the other young niggas in the neighborhood. One day, the youngin' sets up shot on a new block. But that block is already occupied by an OG, who tells the boy he needs to bounce. The boy, being the young and stupid kid that he is, pulls out a .38 and points it at the OG. But he doesn't shoot. The old man looks familiar to him. But the OG is seasoned enough to know that you can't hesitate when you pull out. He whips out his own pistol and pumps 6 shots into the youngin.

The OG was the youngin's father. Not being there for his son when he was coming up LITERALLY killed him.

meet the parents - jay z

 

[The Lonious Monk]

lol damn, I knew it was someone big that I didn't listen to much.

 

[Muhannad]

Dope thread premise and executed well. Props on this! I'll be contributing later on.

 

[The Lonious Monk]

The Rapper comes up with a plan to rob a man he knows for 4 million in cash and diamonds. He calls up a homie he knows he can trust. They kidnap a guard and torture him for information. The homie wants to run a train on the guard's granddaughter in front of him to get him to talk, but the rapper knows that's going too far. They get the information they need and head to the vic's house knowing they are working under a tight timeline.

They meet up at the house and the rapper picks the locks on the back door. He is extra careful in everything he does because he doesn't want to get locked up and he also knows that the guy he's robbing is a Made Man. He disables the security system, makes his way to the safe, and cracks it. It's full of diamonds and cash. He and his partner start emptying it out, and just as they are about to leave, they hear sirens. The rapper looks outside and sees the guard they tortured pointing at the building telling the cops to kill them. The homie resigns himself to the possibility they might die but he refuses to go out without fighting back. Both of them start shooting at the cops. The rapper decides they need to make it back to their van. They have some heavy artillery there and it might help them escape. They get out of the building and the rapper sees a woman near. He grabs her and uses her as a human shield. He's still shooting at the cops and runs out of bullets. He's too slow and realizes he probably won't make it to the van. He realizes it's over for him so he starts to turn back in an effort to give his homie time to escape. Just as he's about to accept death, the leader of his crew appears with a bunch of his other comrades and they start shooting at the cops saving the rapper's life.

Bumping this because I piggybacked it in another post and it might have gotten overlooked.

 

[mryounggun]

Dope ass thread.

A project bird has two niggas trying to get at her: One of them a street nigga and one of them a nigga trying to leave the hood and get the American Dream. Her being the project bird that she is, she is attracted to and addicted to the street life so she chooses the street nigga. He gets her pregnant and when the baby is born, he bounces. I mean shit, the dude was light skinned and baby was dark. It can't be his, right???

With no father figure around, the boy gets caught up in the same street life as all the other young niggas in the neighborhood. One day, the youngin' sets up shot on a new block. But that block is already occupied by an OG, who tells the boy he needs to bounce. The boy, being the young and stupid kid that he is, pulls out a .38 and points it at the OG. But he doesn't shoot. The old man looks familiar to him. But the OG is seasoned enough to know that you can't hesitate when you pull out. He whips out his own pistol and pumps 6 shots into the youngin.

The OG was the youngin's father. Not being there for his son when he was coming up LITERALLY killed him.

meet the parents - jay z

Salute.

 

[mryounggun]

A nigga is leaving the club with some bitch he met at the bar. They go back to her place and you already know what time it is. She begging that nigga to fuck her, when suddenly...the front door opens and her man comes in! Turns out she fucks with some athlete nigga. Anyway, he's heading upstairs to see his woman, but upstairs the chick and the nigga she cheating with is freaking out. He's like, 'Bitch you better go figure it out. Cuz if your man come through that door talking slick...I'ma have to air him out!' and pulls out the pistol.

Then he gets an idea. He grabs a scarf and ties it around his face like a mask, grabs a pillow case and ties the chicks hands together and makes it look like a robbery. The athlete nigga walks in, sees the 'robber', the nigga standing there masked up and the pistol in his face. He starts begging for his life, on some 'Na, don't hurt us. You can have whatever you want.'. The nigga drops to his knees, opens a trap door in the floor and reveals his stash spot. Pulls mad money out and hands it to the 'robber'. The 'robber' grabs the dough and bounces. He gets to his whip and calls his niggas like, 'Yo, y'all niggas ain't gon' believe what just happened!'

 

[5 Grand]

I Got A Story To Tell

 

[Listencloser]

Dope ass thread.

A project bird has two niggas trying to get at her: One of them a street nigga and one of them a nigga trying to leave the hood and get the American Dream. Her being the project bird that she is, she is attracted to and addicted to the street life so she chooses the street nigga. He gets her pregnant and when the baby is born, he bounces. I mean shit, the dude was light skinned and baby was dark. It can't be his, right???

With no father figure around, the boy gets caught up in the same street life as all the other young niggas in the neighborhood. One day, the youngin' sets up shot on a new block. But that block is already occupied by an OG, who tells the boy he needs to bounce. The boy, being the young and stupid kid that he is, pulls out a .38 and points it at the OG. But he doesn't shoot. The old man looks familiar to him. But the OG is seasoned enough to know that you can't hesitate when you pull out. He whips out his own pistol and pumps 6 shots into the youngin.

The OG was the youngin's father. Not being there for his son when he was coming up LITERALLY killed him.

 

[Listencloser]

A nigga is leaving the club with some bitch he met at the bar. They go back to her place and you already know what time it is. She begging that nigga to fuck her, when suddenly...the front door opens and her man comes in! Turns out she fucks with some athlete nigga. Anyway, he's heading upstairs to see his woman, but upstairs the chick and the nigga she cheating with is freaking out. He's like, 'Bitch you better go figure it out. Cuz if your man come through that door talking slick...I'ma have to air him out!' and pulls out the pistol.

Then he gets an idea. He grabs a scarf and ties it around his face like a mask, grabs a pillow case and ties the chicks hands together and makes it look like a robbery. The athlete nigga walks in, sees the 'robber', the nigga standing there masked up and the pistol in his face. He starts begging for his life, on some 'Na, don't hurt us. You can have whatever you want.'. The nigga drops to his knees, opens a trap door in the floor and reveals his stash spot. Pulls mad money out and hands it to the 'robber'. The 'robber' grabs the dough and bounces. He gets to his whip and calls his niggas like, 'Yo, y'all niggas ain't gon' believe what just happened!'

=kp

 

[TonyDubbz]

20 GOATS to whoever gets this

this rapper is a pimp. He likes cruising with his top down in a wide body that is sitting on 24s and talking to females on his palm pilot. He dresses as a pimp when out and is looking to leave the club with a groupie. During a club scene he steals one of the hoes from another pimp who gets mad and tells her that she can go with him. He likes sychronized dancing with his hoes and sports a perm in his hair while throwing money. His pimp adversaries are mad cause he pimpin harder than they are.

 

[Trollio]

This one might be a little hard for all ya'll with your NYC biases.

Rapper just gets done buying some drugs to sell from his connect. He thinks that he likes the guy, but is annoyed by how the connect overcharges him. He catches a glimpse of what the connect is holding. On his drive home he comes up with the idea to rob the connect. So he gets home and starts calling some of his homies. A couple are down, a couple are occupied, and one he decides against because he's too young. He call his main partner who is in the process of getting his dick sucked. His partner let's him know he's down and they set a time. They all get together and get ready to pull the heist. They get their weapons together, get high, and proceed to the connect's spot. They are about to make the attack, but realize it is a setup. The connect is ready for them and takes them out. It turned out that the chick sucking the rapper's partner's dick was the connect's sister and she overheard everything.

 

[Trollio]

This one might be a little hard for all ya'll with your NYC biases.

Rapper just gets done buying some drugs to sell from his connect. He thinks that he likes the guy, but is annoyed by how the connect overcharges him. He catches a glimpse of what the connect is holding. On his drive home he comes up with the idea to rob the connect. So he gets home and starts calling some of his homies. A couple are down, a couple are occupied, and one he decides against because he's too young. He call his main partner who is in the process of getting his dick sucked. His partner let's him know he's down and they set a time. They all get together and get ready to pull the heist. They get their weapons together, get high, and proceed to the connect's spot. They are about to make the attack, but realize it is a setup. The connect is ready for them and takes them out. It turned out that the chick sucking the rapper's partner's dick was the connect's sister and she overheard everything.

Dirty- the setup

 

[The Lonious Monk]

Somebody got it. lol I had given up on that one being solved.

 

[Trollio]

I listen to dirty all the time. They arw Alabama