Got Two Chicks Coming From Dallas Fri But...

[Sour-Cream]

I'd put muh dick in that big girl mouth, fuck it.

Amazing how y'all acting but b goating the shit out of Charlie's pics.

i dont think Charlie is big as that girl but i talked to the girl im messing with and she was like my friend is not a cockblocker but she wans me to sleep with her on the air mattress.plus she told me she wants to meet men in the club which is fine with me cause im no handcuffer but its just principalies to this shit. Them hoes just dont know they one step away from gettin their phone calls ignored when they get here

This is fucked up, you not getting pussy. Big bish and lil bish trying to find a crib to crash at to go to the club. Lil bish don't wanna bootycall cause it might mess up her rep of being a hoe or she gotta chump on the side she slutting with so she brought big bish along. She telling you, big bish wants to sleep in the same air matress with her but in reality she told her big bish friend to tag along so things don't get wild. Lil bish got big bish as the counselor and depending on your move, she'll decide whether she wanna fuck or not which is more than likely not.

I say either tell them to fuck off or slip a Nyquil in the big bish drink and get to work on the lil bish since she a hoe anyway.

 

[earth two superman]

Lol texasboi ain't gonna score

 

[Copper]

Damn....even sour said no

And he fucked that leather sock puppet named covet

 

[dwade206]

It's going to be an awkward weeked.

 

[texas409]

thank you guys for believing in me

 

[Ajackson17]

I believe in you bro, handle business and don't simp.

 

[dwade206]

There's nothing to "believe" in or get hyped about if she already set the tone for what seems to be a horrible weekend on the horizon. Again, re-up with something convenient and cut her off. Why else would she suggest her friend tagalong and SLEEP together?

 

[dwade206]

Just a random thought, since I'm here. I need a fart vaporizer for work. Air freshner is too obvious.

 

[Cinco]

Them broads trying to come to Houston and catch

This what you do

A) get em to the crib early. Serve some dranks. Smash ya chic. Then let them go to the club alone

B) solidify plans for them to come over after the club. Fat girl will pass out drunk. Bring ya chic in your room and hit it

 

[texas409]

Them broads trying to come to Houston and catch

This what you do

A) get em to the crib early. Serve some dranks. Smash ya chic. Then let them go to the club alone

B) solidify plans for them to come over after the club. Fat girl will pass out drunk. Bring ya chic in your room and hit it

thats alot of work my g.

 

[Crude_]

Your best bet is to be direct @texas409 listening to some of these niggaz you going to be doing a whole lot of work and still not fucking.

 

[Sour-Cream]

If she wanted to fuck, she would have never brought the momma from what's eating Gilbert grape with her unless that's her only ride.

 

[texas409]

she is riding with the fat girl but like i said its nothing to kick them out i will give 0 fucks

 

[gns]

Failure to plan...

 

[earth two superman]

Texasboi im sure u have a friend who would take her off your hands. Everyone does.

 

[VulcanRaven]

Both their smiles are deceptive like 'we got this nigga" lol

 

[earth two superman]

Both their smiles are deceptive like 'we got this nigga" lol

Watch texasboi wake up with an empty fridge and no kidney Monday morning.

 

[Recaptimus_Prime360]

The friend might have crazy backshots.

Bruh, that hefa look like she got an azzz wider than a IMAX movie screen.

 

[earth two superman]

Texasboi just get them both in a 3 some nigga. Take the low standards crown away from Solomon the Wise.

 

[Trollio]

drop that fat hoe off at a mcdonalds