Got Two Chicks Coming From Dallas Fri But...

[texas409]

I'd put muh dick in that big girl mouth, fuck it.

Amazing how y'all acting but b goating the shit out of Charlie's pics.

i dont think Charlie is big as that girl but i talked to the girl im messing with and she was like my friend is not a cockblocker but she wans me to sleep with her on the air mattress.plus she told me she wants to meet men in the club which is fine with me cause im no handcuffer but its just principalies to this shit. Them hoes just dont know they one step away from gettin their phone calls ignored when they get here

 

[T. Sanford]

Crying laughing at the fat friend picture.

I don't blame ya bruh. I remember I was at this restaurant & this white girl wanted me to smash then ask me "can her & her friend do a threesome". I said "who's your friend". She pointed at her, I looked over my shoulder & it was this fat white Roseanne Barr body bitch. I was crying laughing

 

[Ajackson17]

I was about to say you a big nigga too and I was like got dayuum. Uh yeah handle that bro.

 

[huey]

shoulda deaded that talk from the jump my friend

 

[twatgetta]

If the fat one cute nigga, gone fuck her too. fat hoes need luv too..

Pause.

sometimes you gotta do dat deed when you ain't got another wingman.

If the (fat one cute nigga), gone fuck her too. fat hoes need luv too..

Ok Pause.

so I take it you've never fucked a fat chick?

I don't fuck "fat cute niggas", I only fuck bitches.

Oh I get it. you're one of those dumb muthafuckers with reading comprehension issues. carry on then.

 

[earth two superman]

the things is the fat friend isnt ugly per se, shes just, like really really fat.

if you feel that taking her to a club with really desperate dudes there will be a chance shell go home and raid one of their fridges, I say try that.

 

[earth two superman]

im no handcuffer but its just principalies to this shit

you know what? forget what i said. fuck em both. take what you can get bruh.

 

[texas409]

im no handcuffer but its just principalies to this shit

you know what? forget what i said. fuck em both. take what you can get bruh.

mobile issues bruh no Dro

 

[twatgetta]

hey mane, you go fuck dat fat face girl or nah?

 

[texas409]

nah

 

[MARIO_DRO]

im no handcuffer but its just principalies to this shit

you know what? forget what i said. fuck em both. take what you can get bruh.

mobile issues bruh no Dro

KEEP MY NAME OUT YO MOUTH... BITCH

 

[earth two superman]

Hey Dro, do you think that fat bitch would benefit from being paralyzed from the neck up?

 

[Colin$mackabi$h]

The friend might have crazy backshots.

 

[Crude_]

the fat friend

Where's my harpoon?

 

[shit happens]

reality is different...

 

[MARIO_DRO]

Hey Dro, do you think that fat bitch would benefit from being paralyzed from the neck up?

NAW.. SHE GOOD..

I DONT KNOW WHY THAT NIGGA TRYIN TO FLEX.. HE WOULD FUCK HER IN A HOT MINUTE..

 

[earth two superman]

If I was super drunk and having a loooong dry spell, I might smeng reluctantly.

 

[dwade206]

So she's bringing her friend, though you didn't invite her, and now she's telling you that her friend wants her to sleep on the air mattress with her? Sounds like she's calling all the shots in your home. Why don't you just reup with something more convenient? This situation sounds like an awkward disaster.

 

[earth two superman]

Lol they're prolly there already. Fat girl is on txbois couch watch Dr oz and eating funyuns talmbout "grrrl

make him work for it....."

Yo u may very well have to kill her

 

[dwade206]

Really, think about it. If a chick invited you over, and you suggested that your boy come over as well she's going to think 3 things: 1, you're trying to run some gay train on her 2, you're suspect or 3, you're a fuck nigga. This shit doesn't seem right.