Game of Thrones Season 6 Thread

[Ghostdenithegawd]

Just caught up to the last 2 eps

NIGGGGASSSSSS NIGGAAAAAASSSSS

NIGAAAAAAAAS

NIGGAAAAASS

WTF

DID THAT SHIT REALLY HAPPEN?

 

[The Lonious Monk]

Allistair Thorne vs. Tormund Giantsbane

Thorne is a much better character in the show. In the books, he's pretty much just an asshole.

 

[Ghostdenithegawd]

Bruh's

The midget can talk himself out of anything i need to try some shit like that when im in trouble with the misses

That last 20 min had my stomach in knots

For the fact they wont hesitate to kill anybody on this show i thought a couple of my fav characters where gona get bodied even jon

Idk how that crow dude jon was with survived i really dont

The giant nigga was aggy the whole episode nigga look like when u go to one of your nigga cribs for the,first time and he has mad roaches when he was smashing zombies

Ive seen plenty of zombies

But something about them white walkers zombies are actually scary

Like they dont quite and they are almost impossible to kill

They where hacking the shit out of people like they had the turbo button on

Idk if they made it so you couldnt,tell who was fucking up who on purpose

But it made the scene even more intense

When cersai was drinking water of the ground my dick got hard nh

I was yeah u dirty evil ass bitch lick that dirth hoe

You would of thought my team won the chip the way i was yelling after jon hit the white walker with a barry bonds

Peggie hill and jon snow must be related because they never know shit

Jon at the end was like dam i really dont know nothing

We wherw waiting for this shit for like 3-4 years and,it was worth it

Why did thay sexy dorne bitch save ddp?

 

[Ghostdenithegawd]

Idk how they made me like that wildling broad so fast then killed had my soul bourning, and they let u knoq know early she was gona die, then they had her going off, im like well dam she might live she got skills

NOPE

 

[Ghostdenithegawd]

Dam all the characters i gave a fuck,about are dead except brian and ddp i said my farewells to early to that dude i knew he was poisoned idk why that dorne broad saved him tho she,probaly would of got hanged or some shit

 

[Ghostdenithegawd]

Its like dam we doing all tbis fighting and killing over pettyness and the devil is picking up our friends and foes bodys right into his army to kill us

 

[desertrain10]

Bro's... Re-watch season 1.. It was an excellent refresher.. Now my anger is directed at the right folks.. Cersai and Sansa DUMB ASS.. lmao...

Smartest muhfucka in the 7 Kingdons was Robert and Stannis lil Brother.. That nigga saw the writing on the wall and got the fuck outta dodge!.. lmfaoo..

What Robert?

King Robert Baratheon.. Ned Stark's friend.. I hope I got his name right..

Nah, his ass was stupid too. He was just a good fighter. He let hit right hand man, his day one do or die get stabbed up by his wife's brother. If he was smart, he would have parlayed that insult to the crown, with a clearance of his debt to the lannisters and made them cough up a yearly repentance fee to insure that his coffers never went empty. And if them muhfukaz would've acted froggy, it would have paved the way for war, which he was thirsty for and Renly to introduce Margaery. And fuck over his cunt wife because she would have had to side with her family which would be treason.

Nigga what is you saying?

Bro's... Re-watch season 1.. It was an excellent refresher.. Now my anger is directed at the right folks.. Cersai and Sansa DUMB ASS.. lmao...

Smartest muhfucka in the 7 Kingdons was Robert and Stannis lil Brother.. That nigga saw the writing on the wall and got the fuck outta dodge!.. lmfaoo..

What Robert?

King Robert Baratheon.. Ned Stark's friend.. I hope I got his name right..

Nah, his ass was stupid too.

Nigga what is you saying?

Bruh.. smh lmaoo

Bro's... Re-watch season 1.. It was an excellent refresher.. Now my anger is directed at the right folks.. Cersai and Sansa DUMB ASS.. lmao...

Smartest muhfucka in the 7 Kingdons was Robert and Stannis lil Brother.. That nigga saw the writing on the wall and got the fuck outta dodge!.. lmfaoo..

What Robert?

King Robert Baratheon.. Ned Stark's friend.. I hope I got his name right..

Nah, his ass was stupid too. He was just a good fighter. He let hit right hand man, his day one do or die get stabbed up by his wife's brother. If he was smart, he would have parlayed that insult to the crown, with a clearance of his debt to the lannisters and made them cough up a yearly repentance fee to insure that his coffers never went empty. And if them muhfukaz would've acted froggy, it would have paved the way for war, which he was thirsty for and Renly to introduce Margaery. And fuck over his cunt wife because she would have had to side with her family which would be treason.

Nigga what is you saying?

I'm here trying to figure out the same shit.

Lmao

Pardon me, I'm on mobile and was trying to get why I was saying across without titangraphs.

But this is my thoughts on Robert Baratheon.

Ned Stark was his day one homie from his days in the vale under Jon Arryn. He damn near owe his crown to him. Ned was more of a brother to him than his own brothers.

When Jaime stabbed Ned in the leg and killed Ned's house guards, Baratheon ordered Ned to make peace with the Lannisters. All because he didn't want to hear his wife complain and he owed money from borrowing from the Lannisters.

My thing is, that assault was clearly a violation and that's why Jaime fled afterwards. Had Baratheon sent out ravens declaring Jaime a fugitive for treason to the crown, the Lannisters would have had only two ways to respond. Either tuck tail and beg pardons, which may have been unlikely, or call their banners to prepare for war against the crown. Which Baratheon, being a war monger, was thirsty for some action anyway. As shown when he wanted to participate in the tourney of the hand.

And looking at the bigger picture, even though the Lannisters were very rich and very powerful, I doubt they would risk going against the rest of the six kingdoms. So they would have had to try and resolve things peacefully. That would mean a cleared debt for the crown, in addition to having the Lannisters send them large payments yearly as repentance.

But if the Lannisters chose war, then more than likely Cersei would have sided with her family. He could have claimed treason and nullified his marriage to her.

Side note, during that same time, Renly was trying to gain favor with highgarden and convince his brother and Ned how much Margaery resembled Ned's sister Lyanna. By removing Cersei from her position, Margaret and her powerful and equally rich family would have been a very worthy replacement.

So either way, Baratheon couldn't lose. Yet he let his man suffer instead of acting like a king with the ultimate power to do something.

Now with that, if y'all still don't understand me, then pardon my grammar and inability to adequately formulate my thought in a coherent manner regarding the follies of Robert Baratheon.

Lol

Maybe Robert would have taken Jamie's actions as an attack on the crown had Cat had not already falsely imprisoned Tyrion

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That's the reason Jamie confronted Ned

You make some good points but at that point in time the only thing Robert wanted to do was eat, drink and fuck

Even still you don't attack the crown whatever the reason. The hand is basically the king. A slight to the hand in any way is an affront to the crown. And the rest of the great houses is like the Mafia. You can't murder someone from another family unless you get the ok or you will get murdered yourself. There were rules and Jaime pissed on those rules. Now if Ned wasn't the hand, I could see things being different. But he was the hand so his word were the words of the kings and to make matters worse he was baically baratheons closest friend. You don't let someone you barely even like do that to your day one homie. If Jamie felt some type of way he was supposed to go directly to the king with his grievance. And baratheon told ned he wanted more than the politics of court. He told Ned that he yearned for battle to swing his warhammer through metal on the battlefield. He just resigned himself to drinking and fucking because nobody tried no shit since the greyjoys.

jamie was wrong

but while robert's marriage to cersei was a sham, cat still falsely imprisoned his queen's brother

many would consider that an act of war

and even though i could argue cat did so out of necessity... she did so without the king's consent

furthermore before jamie confronted ned, robert had no legitimate reason to start a war with the lannisters...and to do so at that point in time would further divide an already fragile westeros

though he longed for battle, he knew he would need the lannisters, the richest houses in the kingdom at the time, on his side when the surviving targaryens and their dothraki army who were reportedly gaining strength made their way across the narrow sea

also each great house had their own militia ...robert's actually wanted the militias to unite under one banner... so he wasn't really trying to further the riff between house lannister and stark

 

[Ghostdenithegawd]

I swear that white walker was going to have some creature come up out that lake for the giant

They need to make the giant run somelaps around westeros nigga got tired from the equivalent of a bug stomping session

 

[matt2]

Can't believe they actually allowed this shot to make its way on the show

 

[Ghostdenithegawd]

I dont want to watch any other show idk how ima seriously watch the walkind dead after this

 

[desertrain10]

@Sion, Loras fourth?

Loras is one of the best knights in Westeros, this from season 1:


He beat the Mountain in a joust

loras only won because his mare was in heat which is known to disturb stallions...that's why the mountains horse was all tripping

the mountain was known to choose stallions

loras took advantage

 

[Ghostdenithegawd]

You cant tell me they dont look alike

 

[(Nope)]

@Sion, Loras fourth?

Loras is one of the best knights in Westeros, this from season 1:


He beat the Mountain in a joust

He used a mare that was in heat to fuck with The Mountains horse and pick up that W. He's a clever ghey.

 

[CapitalB]

Where it all began.... Ned Stark vs. Cersei Lannister, man the foreshadowing is so creepy... crazy how everything unravelled.


Peep the foreshadowing, Ned Stark to Cersei Lannister "my son saw you with him..."

Robb Stark to Jaime Lannister - "my brother saw you with the queen...."

that nigga Jamie shit himself in that scene.. he wanted to ball up in fetal and self soothe after that wolf walked away. hahahaha

man Rob was a G tho..

ill give him that.. the Starks for the most part.. but them niggas is soldiers.. they aint cut out for the Game..

so yehp! STILL TARGARYEN ON MINES!! hahaha

 

[Rasta.]

Who d win between Khal Drago and the Mountain?

I think Khal Drogo. Mountain was just big and powerful that's why men feared him but I don't think as a knight, skill-wise he was all that. You don't need skill when you're 8 feet tall and weigh 500 lbs of rippling muscle n/h. Robert Baratheon in his prime could have beaten the Mountain. He slayed Rhaegar Targaryen in a 1 on 1 fair and square.

My tier list for best swordsmen in GoT from the beginning of the show would look like this:

1. Jaime Lannister

2. Ser Baristan "The Bold" Selmy*

3. Brienne of Tarth

4. Loras Tyrell

5. The Hound/Sandor Clegane (unlike his brother he was renowned for being as skillful as he was powerful and imposing)

5. Syrio Forel*

6. Oberyn Martell

7. Khal Drogo

8. The Mountain

9. Jorah Mormont

10. Qhorin Halfhand

* Baristan & Jaime are interchangeable I think if Baristan was Jaime's age it might be a diff't story

(before yall hate on Syrio - he's from Braavos and the "water dancing" is a versatile and a feared style in the books. Also in the books, in Braavos, men who have their swords out at night can be challenged to a duel at anytime. It's actually apart of their culture and they do it to see whose the best. The fact that Syrio is as old as he is and still alive means he had to have been nice af. he did beat several knights with a wooden sword)

As of right now:

1. Brienne of Tarth

2. Loras Tyrell

3. Bronn

4. Jorah Mormont

5. Jon Snow (my son)

@Sion are you high or I am? In the books as well as on the show, Ned never took an L so what gives?

Wait I never said Ned took an L.... where'd I say that ? I must be losing my mind LOLOL

Yo the Jon Snow shit I'm just joking, I'm just playin LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

I'm saying he deserves a spot on the list

 

[Elzo69Renaissance]

So episode 10 is titled a Mother s Mercy.......whats yall hypotheses on this

 

[MrSoutCity]

@Sion, Loras fourth?

Loras is one of the best knights in Westeros, this from season 1:


He beat the Mountain in a joust

loras only won because his mare was in heat which is known to disturb stallions...that's why the mountains horse was all tripping

the mountain was known to choose stallions

loras took advantage

I was trying to figure out how he cheated.

 

[MeTaL]

Speaking of Ned Stark.. you know what makes you wonder? What the fuck happen to Ned's little brother.. Benjen Stark .. That nigga disappear after the third episode in season 1.. makes you wonder.... He was the first ranger at the time.. He told Jon that he knew his real parents.. went on a mission beyond the walls and the nigga never came back.. The lord commander at the time sent out a search party to look for him.. but again shit makes you wonder though..

 

[Elzo69Renaissance]

Speaking of Ned Stark.. you know what makes you wonder? What the fuck happen to Ned's little brother.. Benjen Stark .. That nigga disappear after the third episode in season 1.. makes you wonder.... He was the first ranger at the time.. He told Jon that he knew his real parents.. went on a mission beyond the walls and the nigga never came back.. The lord commander at the time sent out a search party to look for him.. but again shit makes you wonder though..

they prolly ate him

 

[MeTaL]

So episode 10 is titled a Mother s Mercy.......whats yall hypotheses on this

Spoiler

("Mother's Mercy") is described thus: "Stannis marches. Dany is surrounded by strangers. Cersei seeks forgiveness. Jon is challenged." It looks like Stannis will make the decision to attack Winterfell after all, but will it be after he sacrifices his daughter in order to win the battle? We hope not! For her part, Daenerys is likely to be in the center of the fighting pits alongside Jorah and Missandei, enclosed by Sons of the Harpy like we saw in the Game of Thrones Season 5 trailer so long ago. Will the finale episode bring with it something we never thought we'd see, in the form of Cersei confessing for her sins? We're not entirely convinced that she will - that's not very Cersei-like - but then, this may be her only way to survive. Cersei values her life much more than her pride. And who will dare challenge Jon Snow, Lord Commander of the Night's Watch? We're praying that there isn't another mutiny and Jon doesn't end up condemned to the same fate as Jorah's father, the previous Lord Commander. This is Game of Thrones though, so we're willing to bet that we can expect at least one more major death by the end of the season. After "Hardhome", we're anticipating big things for the remaining two episodes