Game of Thrones - Season 4 (Book Readers please use spoilers & disclaimers or be BANNED)

[DNB1]

nah they smashed...you seen her lookin all flushed afterwards lol

This is true...but ya know...she was looking all flustered just from looking at ol boy nekkid....I'm thinking she wouldn't smash matey cause he is a nobody and she is a Queen. IDK tho...just don't think he smashed.

 

[The Lonious Monk]

This is one of the areas where the books are better, because they provide more detail. Suffice to say, Dany is thirsty for dick.

 

[desertrain10]

book readers whats their ages?

@sion

Dayum yo LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL niggas really fighting over the ages out chea.

From what I understand I think in the books Cersei/Jaime is approximately 34-ish near the end of Book 5, Tyrion is about 26, Bran is a bit over 10, Theon is early 20s (he was older than Robb and the Stark kids, Robb was 16 at his death), Tywin is actually 58 in the books not 67 like they said in the show.

I don't know how old Melisandre is but I think she's a lot younger in the books than in the show. Robert Baratheon and Eddard Stark are both 35 I think King Robert married Cersei at age 15 and she was 13.

Bear in mind women would start marrying early and then consummate as soon as they had their periods. IMO honestly it doesn't matter how old they are tho LOLOL, they're old enough to run shit.

Also to avoid spoiling the show for yourselves DO NOT google the ages of characters LOLOL, cuz some of em yall bound to be surprised to see which ones have expiration dates. If you go to google it, then brace yourselves.

Hate to harp but didn't show cersei claim she was 4 when her mother had passed and if im not mistaken wasnt that dialogue was pulled from the book? Lol

 

[Tymoney19]

This is one of the areas where the books are better, because they provide more detail. Suffice to say, Dany is thirsty for dick.

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shes bi she was also fucking her hand maidens

 

[The Lonious Monk]

This is one of the areas where the books are better, because they provide more detail. Suffice to say, Dany is thirsty for dick.

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shes bi she was also fucking her hand maidens

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Yeah, but I don't think she's truly Bi. What I mean by that, is I don't think she looks at women and is like "Damn, I want to fuck her." She more or less was just horny, was thinking about men, and allowed her hand maidens to "help her out."

 

[thefabmd2dc]

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I'm pretty sure that makes you bi

 

[Juttythe3rd]

This is one of the areas where the books are better, because they provide more detail. Suffice to say, Dany is thirsty for dick.

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shes bi she was also fucking her hand maidens

Thinks of Emilia Clarke with her sexy ass black hand maiden

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mmmmm

 

[The Lonious Monk]

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I'm pretty sure that makes you bi

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Depends on your perspective. To us heterosexuals, yes. I've heard homosexuals say that shit like that and prison sex aren't really gay. Because those people don't have some natural tendency towards being with people of the same sex. They just do it out of convenience. Think of it like this. Take a vegetarian. Put them in the position where they damn near on their deathbed due to starvation, and then put a steak in front of them. They'll eat that steak as if it was the greatest thing they've ever had. It doesn't make them a carnivore or stop them from being a vegetarian. I can see it both ways.

 

[atribecalledgabi]

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a while ago I read about dany and her lesbihonesty and somebody's interpretation was that yea she's a chick and she's horny but she can't be seen sluttin it up with a bunch of random niggas if she's to be a decent queen. Using her handmaidens killed 2 birds with one stone cuz she could get off but she could trust it to stay private cuz they were loyal to her.

Plus bitches like status so if you're the one in charge of servicing the queen after hours you get special treatment...unless you're dumb you not gon fuck that up by telling everybody.

 

[trilladelic]

coming soon to a theatre near you..

syke..but i would be kinda dope if they did something like this..

 

[trilladelic]

double post

 

[The Lonious Monk]

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a while ago I read about dany and her lesbihonesty and somebody's interpretation was that yea she's a chick and she's horny but she can't be seen sluttin it up with a bunch of random niggas if she's to be a decent queen. Using her handmaidens killed 2 birds with one stone cuz she could get off but she could trust it to stay private cuz they were loyal to her.

Plus bitches like status so if you're the one in charge of servicing the queen after hours you get special treatment...unless you're dumb you not gon fuck that up by telling everybody.

That's pretty much it.

 

[Darius]

In the books does cersei really try to squeeze tyrion's dick off?

 

[PILL_COSBY]

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[The Lonious Monk]

In the books does cersei really try to squeeze tyrion's dick off?

Yes, I'd actually say Cersei is a worse person in the books.

 

[Darius]

The time has come to choose. Let no man claim ignorance as an excuse. Time to bend the virtual knee and pledge your fealty to a king

Born amidst salt and smoke.

Can't necessarily pledge to stannis, cause his fires burn low nh, but I'm still backing LOL house R'hillor.

 

[bignorm]

lol at TeamLOL. Yall niggas taking lauces outchea.

After Stannis gets murked probably trying to storm Kings Landing with only 4000 soldiers,

yall gonna have Jorah Mormount as your leader. It fits, cause his soul is wreathed in flames after the last ep.

 

[Darius]

lol at TeamLOL. Yall niggas taking lauces outchea.

After Stannis gets murked probably trying to storm Kings Landing with only 4000 soldiers,

yall gonna have Jorah Mormount as your leader. It fits, cause his soul is wreathed in flames after the last ep.

You doubt the power of light. I guess this thread needed a Ser Davos. I just hate it had to be you. Hard truths cut both ways bruh

 

[atribecalledgabi]

I been done with stannis. All he doin is waiting for everybody to kill each other so he can swoop in. Not a bad strategy I guess but I'm not tryna watch that.

 

[Darius]

I been done with stannis. All he doin is waiting for everybody to kill each other so he can swoop in. Not a bad strategy I guess but I'm not tryna watch that.

So who you ride with?