Funniest Joke From A Stand-Up Comedian?

[earth two superman]

some BET no name telling women to stop makin fun of their man's tiny little penis.the brother cant help it. its not like he went to cash his paycheck, went to costco, and told the lady behind the counter "lemme get the tiny little penis there on the shelf. no not the big one. i aint get overtime this week."

runner up was eddie griffin talkin about he wished there was a pussy big enough he could just live in it. only come out of it once a month...:makes chase motions:

 

[playmaker88]

Man i miss.. that RAW ass nigga Eddie Murphy.. lol man fuck that disney shit.. He need to come back and do a stand up every 2 years

[video=youtube;V4DnNKKIfrM]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V4DnNKKIfrM[/video]
[video=youtube;63M34s8afbo]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=63M34s8afbo[/video]
[video=youtube;3s-CvY49wVY]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3s-CvY49wVY[/video]

 

[R.D.]

[video=youtube;6R9_cUiRFVE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6R9_cUiRFVE[/video]

This never gets old

 

[Rampage12]

"My cunt has been on more black lips than grape kool-aid" - Lisa Lampanelli

 

[mackmaine_27]

Bernie Mack...RIH.....talkin bout the retarded kid on Kings of Comedy

 

[dc's teflondon]

Not the funniest overall routine but just the hardest you ever laughed at one bit from a comedian.

Mine is Eddie Murphy talking about his Aunt and his drunk Father and his MOther throwing her shoe. I have not laughed that hard since. My back was hurting when I first heard that part.

"Why your wife always falling down the staitrs Guss?...This is my muddafukkin house..and u can get out da fukk...*wife throws shoe* ...Missed me bitch!"

I was gone.

the james brown bit be have me rolling every time and don't forget the phrase "gooney goo goo"

 

[freshb651]

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Kevin Hart talkin about rappers,starts @ 1:35

 

[freshb651]

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[dreadedbwoy661]

Not a funny joke, but on Comicview one time a comedian wasn't funny at all, didn't get any reaction from the crowd and MoNique came on stage spraying febreeze. Probably one of the funniest things I've seen in stand up comedy.

 

[traestar]

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Ayo that scared of Ostriches joke had me dying!!