FROM A DRINKING/TIRED AS F&C STANDPOINT, IS THIS POSSIBLE?

[Lurkristocrat]

Lmao at dormant pussy.....

 

[damnkp]

He rapes..but he saves lives..this sounds like that Dave Chappell standup

 

[MARIO_DRO]

Yo what the fuck was Dro trying to say in the thread title.

Thread title is dumb as fuck

THATS WHY YO MEDICADE RUNS OUT TONIGHT AT 12!

 

[BiblicalAtheist]

LMAO @Beta

But I don't still understand how niggas enjoy (even if non-violently) having sex with a woman who isn't fully conscious or even favourably enjoying a certain sex act performed on her... where's the thrill in eating dormant pussy

They enjoyment of finally tasting what they've been otherwise denied?

 

[Go figure]

seems like a win for her

If I hit a chick car, and im drunk, instead of calling the police, she follows me home to make sure i get there and in safely

Then as a bonus she sucks my dick, yeah sounds like a win

And u know hes not gonna press her at all to help pay for vehicle damages she caused. He sound like he was being a good host.

 

[blackgod813]

LMAO @Beta

But I don't still understand how niggas enjoy (even if non-violently) having sex with a woman who isn't fully conscious or even favourably enjoying a certain sex act performed on her... where's the thrill in eating dormant pussy

I like women to stand still they rhythm thro me off

 

[Lou Cypher]

One time...

I had a party at my apartment. Chick I was living with had a fat friend that would always come over and smoke us down or buy liquor. Think I was 18 at the time.

I overdid it, as I am one to do, and I went to bed kind of earlier than everyone else. Passed out.

Next thing I recall is busting a fat ass nut. Like a leg kicker type nut. I look around and the fat bitch had came into my room and just blew me while I was asleep. Or maybe I was reacting somehow but i don't remember anything but the nut.

After I had realized what had happened I just rolled over and went to bed.

Next day.

Roommates giving me shit for her sucking my dick, then laughs when I tell her i can't recall shit besides cumming.

Partying again. Same bitch comes over. Liquor runs out so I went to bed. Awhile later, in comes fat bitch. I woke up this time though. I had a gigantic bed at the time, a king sized and she asked if she could sleep on the other side. Drunk me was like "sure, you gotta blow me though" to which she obliged. Chick had a pierced tongue and could have been a professional. After she was done I just passed out.

This continued for like 2 weeks then she hits me with the "what are we?" Conversation. I lol'd and let her know that she is my drunk bedtime blow job friend. She didn't like that. Not one bit. So I told my roommate to stop inviting her over lol and she stopped coming over lol.

 

[MallyG]

One time...

I had a party at my apartment. Chick I was living with had a fat friend that would always come over and smoke us down or buy liquor. Think I was 18 at the time.

I overdid it, as I am one to do, and I went to bed kind of earlier than everyone else. Passed out.

Next thing I recall is busting a fat ass nut. Like a leg kicker type nut. I look around and the fat bitch had came into my room and just blew me while I was asleep. Or maybe I was reacting somehow but i don't remember anything but the nut.

After I had realized what had happened I just rolled over and went to bed.

Next day.

Roommates giving me shit for her sucking my dick, then laughs when I tell her i can't recall shit besides cumming.

Partying again. Same bitch comes over. Liquor runs out so I went to bed. Awhile later, in comes fat bitch. I woke up this time though. I had a gigantic bed at the time, a king sized and she asked if she could sleep on the other side. Drunk me was like "sure, you gotta blow me though" to which she obliged. Chick had a pierced tongue and could have been a professional. After she was done I just passed out.

This continued for like 2 weeks then she hits me with the "what are we?" Conversation. I lol'd and let her know that she is my drunk bedtime blow job friend. She didn't like that. Not one bit. So I told my roommate to stop inviting her over lol and she stopped coming over lol.

:joy: :joy:

 

[Bender Rodriguez]

Wait so he knows here for 20 years..never tries anything.... then on a drunken night rapes her.................................

what kinda decision making does this guy have??

 

[HafBayked]

Wait so he knows here for 20 years..never tries anything.... then on a drunken night rapes her.................................

what kinda decision making does this guy have??

The patient kind....

His first word was soon...

 

[AP21]

Yo what the fuck was Dro trying to say in the thread title.

Thread title is dumb as fuck

THATS WHY YO MEDICADE RUNS OUT TONIGHT AT 12!

 

[BiblicalAtheist]

Wait so he knows here for 20 years..never tries anything.... then on a drunken night rapes her...............................

what kinda decision making does this guy have??

Oh he prolly tried, got turned down, then seized the opportunity.

 

[b'mer...]

Was that a confession? We cant help u in court over this rape case...

 

[Fosheezy]

One time...

I had a party at my apartment. Chick I was living with had a fat friend that would always come over and smoke us down or buy liquor. Think I was 18 at the time.

I overdid it, as I am one to do, and I went to bed kind of earlier than everyone else. Passed out.

Next thing I recall is busting a fat ass nut. Like a leg kicker type nut. I look around and the fat bitch had came into my room and just blew me while I was asleep. Or maybe I was reacting somehow but i don't remember anything but the nut.

After I had realized what had happened I just rolled over and went to bed.

Next day.

Roommates giving me shit for her sucking my dick, then laughs when I tell her i can't recall shit besides cumming.

Partying again. Same bitch comes over. Liquor runs out so I went to bed. Awhile later, in comes fat bitch. I woke up this time though. I had a gigantic bed at the time, a king sized and she asked if she could sleep on the other side. Drunk me was like "sure, you gotta blow me though" to which she obliged. Chick had a pierced tongue and could have been a professional. After she was done I just passed out.

This continued for like 2 weeks then she hits me with the "what are we?" Conversation. I lol'd and let her know that she is my drunk bedtime blow job friend. She didn't like that. Not one bit. So I told my roommate to stop inviting her over lol and she stopped coming over lol.

This some shoot first ask questions last ass shit gone sideways