Folks who go out of their way to find the closest possible parking space

[mryounggun]

And this affects you how?

 

[Lincoln]

i care about my car too much to park close. i park on the far end of the parking lot.

one of my friends gets mad about me doing it.

i tell him to pay attention to the condition of the cars as we get closer to the store;

the cars that park closer tend to have more scratches, door dings, etc..

he still gets mad

 

[leftcoastkev]

Fuck a walmart, target, or their parking spaces. I'm so lazy I do at least 50% of my shopping on Amazon Prime and if I'm desperate for food the. EAT24 delivery.

Prime Pantry is the SHIT for household items. I ain't even been to Costco in ages.

I would do the Safeway grocery delivery service, but I don't trust them to pick out good fruit and vegetables....

 

[Hevalisk]

And this affects you how?

On the occasions you happen to be a passenger, and the person has been talking to you about wanting to lose weight.

 

[mryounggun]

And this affects you how?

On the occasions you happen to be a passenger, and the person has been talking to you about wanting to lose weight.

I stand corrected. Ol' 'extra-specific-situation-having face ass nigga.

 

[Mr_Vicodin81G]

Lazy fucks

 

[MECCA1000]

I always park way out so I can park in the middle of two spaces

I parked way out once and there was at least 30 spaces between me and the other cars and some ass still found it necessary to park right next to my car ..... wtf!

 

[soul rattler]

I always park way out so I can park in the middle of two spaces

I parked way out once and there was at least 30 spaces between me and the other cars and some ass still found it necessary to park right next to my car ..... wtf!

This

And the jackasses who don't put shopping carts back where they belong. I seen two females almost box a couple weeks ago because one lady left her shopping cart in an open space where the other lady was about to park.

Motherfuckers are trifling.

 

[Bully_Pulpit]

OP might as well turn this into a general gripe thread

 

[wmj710]

 

[banginscrew901]

To real here. I park way out my lady tell me just drop her off at the door. I'm like you gone have to tuck and roll if you want to get out at the door.

But when I do park way out a basket or 2 will be around my car when I get back. I'm like wtf?

 

[Sage Wonder]

lmao my ex used to do this religiously too i always thought it was really stupid... she would circle the entire parking lot 3 times trying to find the closest available spot. lady if u dont go ahead and park back here we got shit to do

 

[atribecalledgabi]

man if i'm going in for a select few items idgaf i'm getting that close spot

 

[bull6599]

Niggas kill me w/ that. You could've been in the store & halfway done w/ your grocery list by the time you've parked the fucking car.

 

[brown321]

I've seen people wait at least 5 minutes for a spot that was 2 spaces closer than another one that was open already.

 

[JusDre313]

Niggas kill me w/ that. You could've been in the store & halfway done w/ your grocery list by the time you've parked the fucking car.

this.. ive always said that.. you can pull up park far away, and walk in and watch these lazy MF circling the parking lot over and over again... like damn is having to walk a few extra steps gon kill u?

 

[So ILL]

To real here. I park way out my lady tell me just drop her off at the door. I'm like you gone have to tuck and roll if you want to get out at the door.

But when I do park way out a basket or 2 will be around my car when I get back. I'm like wtf?

Hell naw lmaooo.

But the only thing I'm concerned with is if someone will possibly hit my truck with a cart, so I try to avoid that by parking off in the cut because people ain't shit! The rack for the carts will be right there, and motherfuckers will still leave the cart right next to their ride and pull off, just for that shit to roll into somebody else's shit smh.

 

[So ILL]

I also hate when I park in an open area, come back outside and there's a car parked next to me smh. All of these spaces and you parked right next to my shit smh.

 

[GodSpeed215]

It seems like women do this more. Not only is your car safer from parking lot fuckery, but once you loaded up, you can pull out way faster without having real delay.

I like my car to be segregated from everybody else’s

 

[nawledge_god]

Fuck a walmart, target, or their parking spaces. I'm so lazy I do at least 50% of my shopping on Amazon Prime and if I'm desperate for food the. EAT24 delivery.

Prime Pantry is the SHIT for household items. I ain't even been to Costco in ages.

I would do the Safeway grocery delivery service, but I don't trust them to pick out good fruit and vegetables....

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