Folks who go out of their way to find the closest possible parking space

[MallyG]

I also hate when I park in an open area, come back outside and there's a car parked next to me smh. All of these spaces and you parked right next to my shit smh.

Brruuuuhhhh!! I not only park in open areas, but my shit be in the cut (but still in good visibility in case of thievery).

I be lightweight wanting to wait for them assholes to come out jus so I can ask the Jadakiss question of "Why?!" "Did u feel that your car would be lonelyor somethin'?" I can see if you parked a few spaces away, but right next to me? Reaaalllyyy??! (no Kevin Heart)

 

[leftcoastkev]

Fuck a walmart, target, or their parking spaces. I'm so lazy I do at least 50% of my shopping on Amazon Prime and if I'm desperate for food the. EAT24 delivery.

Prime Pantry is the SHIT for household items. I ain't even been to Costco in ages.

I would do the Safeway grocery delivery service, but I don't trust them to pick out good fruit and vegetables....

I Pity You

Hahahahaha. Not even close. I just get tired of the abundance of assholes when I'm out shopping and it's cheaper and easier to get most of stuff (I like) in bulk online. I rather spend that time doing other stuff and let them items come to me after I make the order.

 

[mryounggun]

I dunno, seems like people put too much thought in it. I park in whatever the closest open spot is. If that's RIGHT by the store? Cool. If that's 100 yard away? Cool.

 

[Mr. Insignificant]

My wife does that shit.....cause of the "ass hole" in me I park far as shit

 

[TheGOAT]

I always park way out so I can park in the middle of two spaces

I parked way out once and there was at least 30 spaces between me and the other cars and some ass still found it necessary to park right next to my car ..... wtf!

I also hate when I park in an open area, come back outside and there's a car parked next to me smh. All of these spaces and you parked right next to my shit smh.

I also hate when I park in an open area, come back outside and there's a car parked next to me smh. All of these spaces and you parked right next to my shit smh.

Brruuuuhhhh!! I not only park in open areas, but my shit be in the cut (but still in good visibility in case of thievery).

I be lightweight wanting to wait for them assholes to come out jus so I can ask the Jadakiss question of "Why?!" "Did u feel that your car would be lonelyor somethin'?" I can see if you parked a few spaces away, but right next to me? Reaaalllyyy??! (no Kevin Heart)

Idk why but just picturing yalls face coming back to your cars so bewildered makes me want to start doing this to troll people like yall

 

[ChillaDaGawd]

Fuck a walmart, target, or their parking spaces. I'm so lazy I do at least 50% of my shopping on Amazon Prime and if I'm desperate for food the. EAT24 delivery.

Prime Pantry is the SHIT for household items. I ain't even been to Costco in ages.

I would do the Safeway grocery delivery service, but I don't trust them to pick out good fruit and vegetables....

^^^^nigga on house arrest post