Ever had a "dangerous" encounter with any animals?

[808HiLife808]

explain.

 

[Jabu_Rule]

EDIT: Actually wait.. this aint even wild life but still this shit changed my life

It's cool, thread title change.

What's the difference between wildlife and domesticated when they both trying to wild out on you. A dog can kill as easy as a wolf.

 

[not this again!]

I forgot about this one.

I once was walking from one of the cafeteria's at school, and you know how Geese just be chilling on the sidewalk shitting all over the place?

There was this Geese with a couple others just standing in the middle of the sidewalk, so I assume they will just walk away when I approach like they usually do.

Nah.

I'm like four steps away from the Geese, and he is just looking at me, and I'm thinking, "I ain't about to walk around no geese", so I'm about to walk right in to it.

Last minute, he takes a few slow steps to the side, I don't even think he was moving out of the way, he was just walking normally, then he is looking at me from the side like, "wassup?"

Oddest Geese I ever seen, usually they will attack you if they don't run away from you, someone was probably feeding it.

Geese are nasty fuckers. Make sure you don't walk by them when they have their young with them. They'll try to fuck you up.

 

[Nah Son]

I grew up in the states, bout 20 minutes from nyc, so the most we get around here are fucking spiders. In other words, i had no experience with the wilderness.

So the first time i go to Turkey, im 14, and the first week we in the city. Shit was no different from jersey.

A week later though we went to the village my mom was born at. A lil back story to the village, almost all the people 50 and younger dont live there. They are mostly in europe, and the rest are either in Istanbul, or Ankara. But come summer time they all go back to the village for 2 months. No lie in the winter the population in the village is under 500 but in the summer is 5k.

First time i get there i was im shock. Shit mad was ill to me. Dirt roads, tractors, mad rocks on the ground, livestock everywhere, all types of animals. Mad dogs. And the dogs over there are aggresive as fuck. First of aint no fences. And the houses with fences dont hold these dogs. They hop right over fences that are 6 feet high like nothing.

So when i got there shit was amazing. Check the next post for stories.

Well damn a poster thats been to Turkey thats dope

I've got turkish roots and I know exactly what you talkin bout cause almost everbody in Istanbul and other cities come from villages like those

 

[bignorm]

One thing I forgot to add. After all the coyotes got done howling I was scared as hell, but I knew right then and there, this is the life for me. It was a very exhilarating experience.

Will Munny gonna die like Tristan in Legends of the Fall.

 

[trilladelic]

i kinda got chased down by a squirrel once. i dont fuck around with wild rodents. there's a big azz possum in my complex i hope i dont run into coming home late nite.

 

[Breezy_Kilroy]

I forgot about this one.

I once was walking from one of the cafeteria's at school, and you know how Geese just be chilling on the sidewalk shitting all over the place?

There was this Geese with a couple others just standing in the middle of the sidewalk, so I assume they will just walk away when I approach like they usually do.

Nah.

I'm like four steps away from the Geese, and he is just looking at me, and I'm thinking, "I ain't about to walk around no geese", so I'm about to walk right in to it.

Last minute, he takes a few slow steps to the side, I don't even think he was moving out of the way, he was just walking normally, then he is looking at me from the side like, "wassup?"

Oddest Geese I ever seen, usually they will attack you if they don't run away from you, someone was probably feeding it.

Geese are nasty fuckers. Make sure you don't walk by them when they have their young with them. They'll try to fuck you up.

I seen that shit with my own two eyes. I was walking to the barber shop across campus and my boy said don't go over there its a nest and they'll fuck you up.

I'm like you ain't gotta tell me twice so I walk alllllll the way around. Sure enough this one goose is on patrol mode. I really didn't want them problems.

But i stop cuz i see two Indians walking down the street and I'm contemplating should i tell them or not. Fuck that

They walk right past the nigga goose that's on a patrol. He walks up basically standing his ground they didn't pay him no mind. So he was like y'all think this shit a game and jumps on one dude. I mean he was fucking him up. The other dude took his shoe off but he missed and it landed near the nest.

I'm in the background and yell "you done fucked up now, run Dhalsim" the bird yells this war cry like he had all of Canada on his back. He swooped up and dove straight at him. He ended up knocking dude down and it was like a horror movie. He was screaming for his life lmao. The goose was falcon punching these niggas. I was rolling!

Eventually they get far enough away and the bird waddles off like ain't shit happen.

 

[not this again!]

I forgot about this one.

I once was walking from one of the cafeteria's at school, and you know how Geese just be chilling on the sidewalk shitting all over the place?

There was this Geese with a couple others just standing in the middle of the sidewalk, so I assume they will just walk away when I approach like they usually do.

Nah.

I'm like four steps away from the Geese, and he is just looking at me, and I'm thinking, "I ain't about to walk around no geese", so I'm about to walk right in to it.

Last minute, he takes a few slow steps to the side, I don't even think he was moving out of the way, he was just walking normally, then he is looking at me from the side like, "wassup?"

Oddest Geese I ever seen, usually they will attack you if they don't run away from you, someone was probably feeding it.

Geese are nasty fuckers. Make sure you don't walk by them when they have their young with them. They'll try to fuck you up.

I seen that shit with my own two eyes. I was walking to the barber shop across campus and my boy said don't go over there its a nest and they'll fuck you up.

I'm like you ain't gotta tell me twice so I walk alllllll the way around. Sure enough this one goose is on patrol mode. I really didn't want them problems.

But i stop cuz i see two Indians walking down the street and I'm contemplating should i tell them or not. Fuck that

They walk right past the nigga goose that's on a patrol. He walks up basically standing his ground they didn't pay him no mind. So he was like y'all think this shit a game and jumps on one dude. I mean he was fucking him up. The other dude took his shoe off but he missed and it landed near the nest.

I'm in the background and yell "you done fucked up now, run Dhalsim" the bird yells this war cry like he had all of Canada on his back. He swooped up and dove straight at him. He ended up knocking dude down and it was like a horror movie. He was screaming for his life lmao. The goose was falcon punching these niggas. I was rolling!

Eventually they get far enough away and the bird waddles off like ain't shit happen.

LOL at "Run, Dhalsim!"

 

[englishdude]

I forgot about this one.

I once was walking from one of the cafeteria's at school, and you know how Geese just be chilling on the sidewalk shitting all over the place?

There was this Geese with a couple others just standing in the middle of the sidewalk, so I assume they will just walk away when I approach like they usually do.

Nah.

I'm like four steps away from the Geese, and he is just looking at me, and I'm thinking, "I ain't about to walk around no geese", so I'm about to walk right in to it.

Last minute, he takes a few slow steps to the side, I don't even think he was moving out of the way, he was just walking normally, then he is looking at me from the side like, "wassup?"

Oddest Geese I ever seen, usually they will attack you if they don't run away from you, someone was probably feeding it.

Geese are nasty fuckers. Make sure you don't walk by them when they have their young with them. They'll try to fuck you up.

I seen that shit with my own two eyes. I was walking to the barber shop across campus and my boy said don't go over there its a nest and they'll fuck you up.

I'm like you ain't gotta tell me twice so I walk alllllll the way around. Sure enough this one goose is on patrol mode. I really didn't want them problems.

But i stop cuz i see two Indians walking down the street and I'm contemplating should i tell them or not. Fuck that

They walk right past the nigga goose that's on a patrol. He walks up basically standing his ground they didn't pay him no mind. So he was like y'all think this shit a game and jumps on one dude. I mean he was fucking him up. The other dude took his shoe off but he missed and it landed near the nest.

I'm in the background and yell "you done fucked up now, run Dhalsim" the bird yells this war cry like he had all of Canada on his back. He swooped up and dove straight at him. He ended up knocking dude down and it was like a horror movie. He was screaming for his life lmao. The goose was falcon punching these niggas. I was rolling!

Eventually they get far enough away and the bird waddles off like ain't shit happen.

Hilarious, nothing funnier than watching someone walk into a bad situation involving an animal.

 

[bossdon201]

I was in the park with my girl. It was a brisk fall day. We're just strolling through the park and come across this sea of geese. Had to be at least 500 of them easily. Now the geese were about 50 yards away from out away from us. Me being young, stupid, and having a hatred for birds decides to pick up this big ass rock and launch it into the middle of all those geese. In unison ALL of those birds got up and took flight directly towards me and my girl. I was scared as shit. Those motherfuckers flew straight towards us going above our heads only by inches. I remember when it happened I just threw my hood over my head and was praying I didnt 500 pounds worth of bird shit on me. Thank God I didn't. I don't ever mess with birds after that.

 

[Arya Tsaddiq]

I was just in Grand Turk last week and they had a pack of stray dogs walking around looking like the dogs from a resident evil game. I thought I was gonna have to fight one of them to the death like kujo...but they kept it moving.

I'm glad cuz I wouldn't have won that battle.

 

[Mr Popo]

Around 10 years old I got chased by Doberman Pincher. Luckily my uncle's truck was near by and I jumped in the back.

Almost fell in the alligator pit at Okefenokee swamp Park.

 

[Recaptimus_Prime360]

When I was a kid, my grandaddy's chicken got bucked and attacked me. Ok I can't front, I went at it 1st by chasing it. I guess his chicken was like "F@@@ THIS", turned around and went after my azzz.

I screamed. I ran. I learned my lesson.

 

[Splackavelli]

I was down in Florida riding with the sun roof open on my truck one night, and I felt somethin on my head, I figured it was a mosquito or somethin and swatted at it.

A second later there it is again so I swatted at it and then I felt a lot of movement on my head, this was before I was bald so I rubbed my hand over my waves back to front, and a little blue and black lizard fell in my fuckin lap!

I was driving too, just came out of a red light and swerved into a ditch and hopped out the truck shaking out my clothes. Ppl looking at me like I'm crazy etc.

I didn't see the lizard again and was on high alert every time I got in my truck for like a week after that, cuz I thought he was still in there. Smmfh.

that's called a skink. the first time I saw one of those I was confused. I was like"i didn't know they come in that color"

 

[The Lonious Monk]

I had plenty of dangerous encounters with animals coming up.

I remember one time when I was little and coming home from school. I started fucking wit this rott that was behind a fence. He was one of those dogs that barked like he wanted to kill you every time he saw you. So I basically ran back and forth along the fence fucking with him and he followed me step for step. As I was leaving, he was still following me. I turned around and told him to "Shut the Fuck up." Little did I know the gate was latched. As soon as I said that shit, the dog jumped up against the gate and that shit swung open. For a second, both of us just stood there looking at each both surprised. Then it was on. That mutha fucka came at me so damn fast. He chased me up a damn tree and I had to wait up there til its owner came back.

 

[HafBayked]

told this story here before but:

working night shift at this vinyl pool cover warehouse and went out back to smoke one night.....shit sits right next to a big ass drainage ditch, with another warehouse on the other side btw....so im chillin, talkin on the phone and barely catch some shit moving out the corner of my eye.....its dark so I turn my phone around to scan around me......big fuckin gator literally 4-5 feet away from me on the creep.....ran back inside so quick I dont remember taking steps its like I just slid back in.....he evidently went to the other side to fuck with them cuz they killed him the next day....lil nigga was almost gator food smh

same place I had a racoon jump out the dumpster on me....didnt know they get that tall.....we both ran fuck that

 

[Will Munny]

I fucked a fat chick that had like 8 cats once.

The cats weren't the dangerous encounter with an animal tho.

 

[AggieLean.]

When I was younger, me and a few of the neighborhood kids used to cross this ditch to go the sonics fast food junt. This ditch was always filled with water. One day we jumping across to go to the sonic and I jump without paying attention. Mane this thick ass yella snake was coiled up right next to me. I didn't have enough time to panic as I jumped right back over with the quickness. Scared the shit outta me. Was awhile before I crossed that ditch.

Another earlier time I was with my bro and my bike somehow fell in the ditch. Me and lil bro climbing down to get the bike out the water when a water moccasin swam right over it. Said fuck the bike and that bike shit was dead

 

[808HiLife808]

fuckin boar... -_-

 

[Splackavelli]

man i got attacked by about 15-20 pigeons once...like seriously attacked...shit was fucked up man

I hate when birds like crows start nesting and they get hostile ad start swooping down on you because they are defensive and protecting their eggs or hatchlings. shit is annoying. i'm afraid of getting pecked. its like a flying pair of scissors.