Ever had a "dangerous" encounter with any animals?

[Max.]

Another time i was like 10 me n my cuzn were walkn n this camp area..n we saw a rope n the dirt road she was gona pick it up b i said "thats a fuckn snake!!" Out of no where this creepy lookn mf came out wit a shovel n killed it

 

[Splackavelli]

I've had so many brushes with nature visiting relatives in north florida and Atlanta but i'll share some hood shit. many years ago i walked to the weed spot to get a 5 dollar sac(this was before purp was popular kiddies) so i'm taking my stroll through the hood I turn a corner and in front of me was the biggest rednose pit I've ever seen in my life. he looked like a small lion and his eyes were thecolor off fire. it was a brief standoff. I was frozen in my tracks from fear. thoughts off fight or flight were buzzing in my head. I calmly backed away slowly while maintaining eye contact knowing if I ran it would have chased me. I avoided a certain mauling by this canine terror. man it felt like the ghostbusters movie when they first ran into slimer. that's how tense that moment was.

 

[Dupac]

had to buss a raccoon in his shit with a brick one time. Nigga was terrorizing mefor a week posting up outside the crib every night when I got home from work. There were other raccoons rolling with him but they would run, that one was locc'd up. Landlord left a stack of bricks out front. I had to get him......

brave man

 

[$ineedmoney$]

...A few years ago me & my fam went outside to clean the patio. I go out with a punkass bottle of Ortho for bugs to keep them away from the patio cause we live near a lake...We clean then I sprayed 2 cornered shutter style walls with Ortho...Suddely 2 Jurrasic Park/Jumanji sized spiders creep from the walls...We all started screamin' like bytches...I know a couple neighbors had to see us...Everyone runs and hide behind me...So Im lookin' like Frodo in LOTRs battlin' the spiders with a windex size bottle of Otho & punkass K-Swiss kicks on my feet. I killed off one spider with the Ortho...My fam all behind me still screamin like bytches including me...I had to kick the other spider off the porch cause he ran towards the patio door...I finished spraying then we ran inside...I was stone paralized on the couch for about a half hour...Shyt was real b...shyt was real.... :-SS

 

[Lincoln]

when i was 'bout 14 i was playing hide-and-go-seek at the nearby school with two of my friends. one of them and i were hiding and found this dope spot behind a wooden slab that was part of a baseball backstop. the school has this huge palm tree next to it that a family of turkey vultures lived in. the vultures were huge, and fast, and could often be seen fighting with other birds. for whatever reason a vulture was flying up above us and started getting closer. we didn't want to make a big scene by running out cause then our friend might see us and we wouldn't be able to hide there again. the bird got closer tho and we took off. i thought maybe we were just being irrational, so i looked back as i was running and saw the bird just behind us. i hit 5th gear and through my peripheral vision i saw the bird was pretty much on the back of my friend, he tripped, fell, rolled, and so much dirt went in the air i could just see bits and peices of him through the cloud (picture some jordans periodically coming in and out of view inside a dirt cloud). in my mind the bird was now picking at his back and i was next. i was small too, so i pictured it carrying me away to its tree. i ran faster and got back to the base. my friend who was the seeker was waiting right there and laughing so hard he didn't even bother to try and catch me.

 

[808HiLife808]

helping a friend move.

i was grabbing a stack of boxes and felt something tickling my arm. i looked and its a cane spider running up my arm. i kinda went "whoooa.." dropped the boxes and flung it off. it ran off behind some more boxes. all my friend saw was it hit the ground and run...he was like "i guess were done with this room for today"

for reference..

 

[BoldChild]

Nope.I'm black

Stray dogs, opossums, Raccoons and shit count as well.

 

[Karl.]

Dude asked about wildlife then dropped a story featuring domestic animals. Smh.

 

[BoldChild]

Dude asked about wildlife then dropped a story featuring domestic animals. Smh.

That's why I added this as the first sentence.

Whether they be insects, stray dogs, bears, deers, etc.

I liked that title and didn't want to change it, but I will go head and do it to make things simple.

"Ever had a dangerous encounter with any animals?"

 

[Shizlansky]

Ran from pitbulls more than a few times back in the day. Some scary ass shit. Jumping on cars and sitting there until those bitches left.

Basically.

 

[farris2k1]

Got chased by a bull once when i went fishing at a farm pond, got too close its calf by accident lol

 

[BoldChild]

I forgot about this one.

I once was walking from one of the cafeteria's at school, and you know how Geese just be chilling on the sidewalk shitting all over the place?

There was this Geese with a couple others just standing in the middle of the sidewalk, so I assume they will just walk away when I approach like they usually do.

Nah.

I'm like four steps away from the Geese, and he is just looking at me, and I'm thinking, "I ain't about to walk around no geese", so I'm about to walk right in to it.

Last minute, he takes a few slow steps to the side, I don't even think he was moving out of the way, he was just walking normally, then he is looking at me from the side like, "wassup?"

Oddest Geese I ever seen, usually they will attack you if they don't run away from you, someone was probably feeding it.

 

[MrCrookedLetter]

Got jumped by a dragonfly

 

[BlackCat]

When I was young I got chased by a dog and almost bit like 3 times. It took me a long time trust and like dogs as an adult. I have gotten attacked and chased by squirrels on numerous occasions. I hate squirrels. They are such mean little creatures for no reason.

 

[CashmoneyDux]

Another story. Same time different week. Remember how i said them dogs there are mad aggressive.

So i had a cousin that i chilled with there. Same age as me. Only cousin that actually lived at the village at the time. He been in europe for years now but back then he was the only one there.

So this cousin of mine had a dog. Dog at the time was 13 years old. Now over there dogs live outside, exposed to all the elements. Aint no vets, no dog food with vitamins and shit. Dogs gotta either eat some gruel or fend for themselves. So when a dog there turns 13 its torn the fuck up.

So one day im on his porch we chilling and like 50 feet away, 2 dogs attack my cousins dog. When i saw that shit i was like damn wtf that dog is dead.

Before i could even react i saw my cousin jump off the porch, run towards the dogs. I saw that shit and was like damn wtf my cousin is dead.

Then how i see this mafucka jump rigjt between the dogs and open hand smack the fuck outa one of them. Dogs was just as shocked as me. They looked up at my cousin and then each other and was probably like man wtf just happen? Then they both just walked away.

I always tell that cousin like yo you the bravest mafucka i know. Cause i was just gonna let that dog die. If i had a gun i woulda shot them mafuckas. But at 14? No gun? I was not gonna jump in between some wild ass dogs fighting empty handed and open hand smack a dog.

dead at them dogs being like "this nigga crazy"

 

[$ineedmoney$]

I'm like four steps away from the Geese

Last minute, he takes a few slow steps to the side, I don't even think he was moving out of the way, he was just walking normally, then he is looking at me from the side like, "wassup?"

...Geese are aggressive...

I've seen geese run off a gorilla like FOH...

 

[englishdude]

When I was young I got chased by a dog and almost bit like 3 times. It took me a long time trust and like dogs as an adult. I have gotten attacked and chased by squirrels on numerous occasions. I hate squirrels. They are such mean little creatures for no reason.

Told you squirrels don't fuck about lol.

 

[memphis2sacnicc]

I told y'all before I don't fuck with the wilderness in the "black folks camping" thread so I don't gotta worry bout get attacked by some crazed animal.

I have been bit the fuck up by a dog in the hood tho. I'm too traumatized to talk about it.

 

[DillaDeaf]

Closest I've ever been was when I thought Aquafinafloe pic was about to jump out the screen with them crooked ass Aunt Esther fangs she has for teeth.

 

[Will Munny]

Yeah I've had many "dangerous" encounters with animals.... Dangerous for the animals that is.