Busta Carmichael
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Freeman......;7338134 said:
lol elaborate
lol elaborate
I'm a city slicker but i came up fucking around in the woodlands of various states in greater New England. I've seen bears foraging, I've heard rattlesnakes in the distance, I've ran with deer. None of that prepared me for the day that i backed into a yellow jacket nest. Those bitches tore the back of my head asunder.
sweetheart93
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A lizard fell out of a tree onto my face. I survived.
T. Sanford
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JonnyRoccIT;7337764 said:
I remember when both of my homies got chased by a rottweiler, when we was young.
Both of them wanted to borrow a Sega Genesis game I had & they was wrestling for in the middle of the street. Damian (the hood notorious rottweiler) broke free & chased my niggas in the field. That dog put them on a high speed chase around the hood & then when they came back. One of my home boys was getting outrun by my other home boy, so he tripped him & put his foot in front of the dog's face while he took off running. I was dying laughing because when the rottweiler broke free, all you heard was these niggas, screaming in the field like they was getting assaulted by that dog
I grew up in the states, bout 20 minutes from nyc, so the most we get around here are fucking spiders. In other words, i had no experience with the wilderness.
So the first time i go to Turkey, im 14, and the first week we in the city. Shit was no different from jersey.
A week later though we went to the village my mom was born at. A lil back story to the village, almost all the people 50 and younger dont live there. They are mostly in europe, and the rest are either in Istanbul, or Ankara. But come summer time they all go back to the village for 2 months. No lie in the winter the population in the village is under 500 but in the summer is 5k.
First time i get there i was im shock. Shit mad was ill to me. Dirt roads, tractors, mad rocks on the ground, livestock everywhere, all types of animals. Mad dogs. And the dogs over there are aggresive as fuck. First of aint no fences. And the houses with fences dont hold these dogs. They hop right over fences that are 6 feet high like nothing.
So when i got there shit was amazing. Check the next post for stories.
So the first time i go to Turkey, im 14, and the first week we in the city. Shit was no different from jersey.
A week later though we went to the village my mom was born at. A lil back story to the village, almost all the people 50 and younger dont live there. They are mostly in europe, and the rest are either in Istanbul, or Ankara. But come summer time they all go back to the village for 2 months. No lie in the winter the population in the village is under 500 but in the summer is 5k.
First time i get there i was im shock. Shit mad was ill to me. Dirt roads, tractors, mad rocks on the ground, livestock everywhere, all types of animals. Mad dogs. And the dogs over there are aggresive as fuck. First of aint no fences. And the houses with fences dont hold these dogs. They hop right over fences that are 6 feet high like nothing.
So when i got there shit was amazing. Check the next post for stories.
bigduece69
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When I was 8 years old I got attacked by a Chow Chow. That dog literally ripped my legs open in 8 different spots. If my father hadn't heard me screaming, I probably would have died.
So this shit is fucked up and cruel, but i was young and it already happened, so fuck it.
The people that had livestock in the village, my grandparents included, hired a sheperd. He would take all the sheep, bout 300 of them, and take them into the mountains for 3 days, where they could graze. Every 3 months he takes a week off. When he is off they usually look for some youngings to take the sheep grazing.
So im there and i volunteer. Me and 2 other cats, all 14 year old. They got a lil experience out in the mountains but not me. They was scared as shit. Talking about snakes and scorpions and wolves and shit. I aint give a fuck though. I was just looking forward to being out there.
Long story short, we leave in the day, musta walked 10 miles out. The sheep all trained so they be in a line just following the dogs. That night some fucked up shit happens.
Sun goes down, temperature takes a huge dip. Again these animals trained so when its time to sleep they form a circle with a 10 foot opening in the middle. We supposed to sleep in the opening so all the body heat could keep us warm. Cats im with scared as shit, we hearing wolves howling and all types of bugs. Its fucking pitch black. But we had them shepard dogs making their rounds so i wasnt worried. I said fuck it. Went to sleep.
Soon as i fall asleep, i feel something heavy as hell fall on me. Took all my breath out. Thought i was dying. Got up and saw a 100 something pound sheep walked over and fell on me. I was pissed. Grabbed what they called a shepard stick. That shit is thick as fuck, nh. A baseball bat got nothing on it. So i grabbed it and hit this mafucka straight on the temple.
Went right back to sleep. Woke up. The sheep i hit was knocked out while all of them were up. Went to check up on it. It aint moved. Realized it was dead.
Fucked up story i know. I was sad as fuck. Still get sad over it. Aint mean to kill it. It belonged to someother family too. Told them a wolf got it. They aint believe me but aint made too big of a deal.
The people that had livestock in the village, my grandparents included, hired a sheperd. He would take all the sheep, bout 300 of them, and take them into the mountains for 3 days, where they could graze. Every 3 months he takes a week off. When he is off they usually look for some youngings to take the sheep grazing.
So im there and i volunteer. Me and 2 other cats, all 14 year old. They got a lil experience out in the mountains but not me. They was scared as shit. Talking about snakes and scorpions and wolves and shit. I aint give a fuck though. I was just looking forward to being out there.
Long story short, we leave in the day, musta walked 10 miles out. The sheep all trained so they be in a line just following the dogs. That night some fucked up shit happens.
Sun goes down, temperature takes a huge dip. Again these animals trained so when its time to sleep they form a circle with a 10 foot opening in the middle. We supposed to sleep in the opening so all the body heat could keep us warm. Cats im with scared as shit, we hearing wolves howling and all types of bugs. Its fucking pitch black. But we had them shepard dogs making their rounds so i wasnt worried. I said fuck it. Went to sleep.
Soon as i fall asleep, i feel something heavy as hell fall on me. Took all my breath out. Thought i was dying. Got up and saw a 100 something pound sheep walked over and fell on me. I was pissed. Grabbed what they called a shepard stick. That shit is thick as fuck, nh. A baseball bat got nothing on it. So i grabbed it and hit this mafucka straight on the temple.
Went right back to sleep. Woke up. The sheep i hit was knocked out while all of them were up. Went to check up on it. It aint moved. Realized it was dead.
Fucked up story i know. I was sad as fuck. Still get sad over it. Aint mean to kill it. It belonged to someother family too. Told them a wolf got it. They aint believe me but aint made too big of a deal.
infamous114
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Nah. I stay a safe distance, especially around canals and the Everglades.
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Another story. Same time different week. Remember how i said them dogs there are mad aggressive.
So i had a cousin that i chilled with there. Same age as me. Only cousin that actually lived at the village at the time. He been in europe for years now but back then he was the only one there.
So this cousin of mine had a dog. Dog at the time was 13 years old. Now over there dogs live outside, exposed to all the elements. Aint no vets, no dog food with vitamins and shit. Dogs gotta either eat some gruel or fend for themselves. So when a dog there turns 13 its torn the fuck up.
So one day im on his porch we chilling and like 50 feet away, 2 dogs attack my cousins dog. When i saw that shit i was like damn wtf that dog is dead.
Before i could even react i saw my cousin jump off the porch, run towards the dogs. I saw that shit and was like damn wtf my cousin is dead.
Then how i see this mafucka jump rigjt between the dogs and open hand smack the fuck outa one of them. Dogs was just as shocked as me. They looked up at my cousin and then each other and was probably like man wtf just happen? Then they both just walked away.
I always tell that cousin like yo you the bravest mafucka i know. Cause i was just gonna let that dog die. If i had a gun i woulda shot them mafuckas. But at 14? No gun? I was not gonna jump in between some wild ass dogs fighting empty handed and open hand smack a dog.
So i had a cousin that i chilled with there. Same age as me. Only cousin that actually lived at the village at the time. He been in europe for years now but back then he was the only one there.
So this cousin of mine had a dog. Dog at the time was 13 years old. Now over there dogs live outside, exposed to all the elements. Aint no vets, no dog food with vitamins and shit. Dogs gotta either eat some gruel or fend for themselves. So when a dog there turns 13 its torn the fuck up.
So one day im on his porch we chilling and like 50 feet away, 2 dogs attack my cousins dog. When i saw that shit i was like damn wtf that dog is dead.
Before i could even react i saw my cousin jump off the porch, run towards the dogs. I saw that shit and was like damn wtf my cousin is dead.
Then how i see this mafucka jump rigjt between the dogs and open hand smack the fuck outa one of them. Dogs was just as shocked as me. They looked up at my cousin and then each other and was probably like man wtf just happen? Then they both just walked away.
I always tell that cousin like yo you the bravest mafucka i know. Cause i was just gonna let that dog die. If i had a gun i woulda shot them mafuckas. But at 14? No gun? I was not gonna jump in between some wild ass dogs fighting empty handed and open hand smack a dog.
1st grade walked out of class after all the kids left and walked up on this big ass possum. Had a nigga froze in my tracks. It was just me and it in the walkway then it hissed at me I took off like a lil chubby lightskin version of Usain Bolt arpunk the opposite side of the building. Til this day I have a phobia of possums
When I was around 4yrs old. Got attacked by my uncle's doberman pincher. It thought I was trying to feed it the only one who could feed it is my uncle. Long story short I needed emergency plastic surgery on my face, took over 1,000 stitches to close all the damage that was done. My mother destroyed all the pictures that she had from that time.
808HiLife808
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went diving with my friends. they were goin down and shooting fish and shit. one comes up talkin about "the man in the gray suit" im like "wtf?! shitshitshit" all im thinkin is this shit is about to be a tiger
he tells me to go down and look by this rock. i go down and its this little mf that looks like it runs on batteries.
he tells me to go down and look by this rock. i go down and its this little mf that looks like it runs on batteries.
yup few dogs bit me when i was a kid.
one time i was in india as a kid bout 7 yrs old, had a bag of fruits with me. then a group of monkeys spottet me(baboons) and chased me around a park.
my moms yelled "throw the bag away" so i did and they left me alone.
one time almost got got by a snake, but a dude hit her on the head with a broomstick
one time i was in india as a kid bout 7 yrs old, had a bag of fruits with me. then a group of monkeys spottet me(baboons) and chased me around a park.
my moms yelled "throw the bag away" so i did and they left me alone.
one time almost got got by a snake, but a dude hit her on the head with a broomstick
englishdude
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808HiLife808;7338984 said:went diving with my friends. they were goin down and shooting fish and shit. one comes up talkin about "the man in the gray suit" im like "wtf?! shitshitshit" all im thinkin is this shit is about to be a tiger
he tells me to go down and look by this rock. i go down and its this little mf that looks like it runs on batteries.
What? Im confused as shit after this post lol
808HiLife808
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lol.
a group of friends and i went spearfishing/freediving. one came up saying that hed spotted a shark. they like to steal your catches of your line. hearing the word shark i automatically assumed the worst, a tiger shark. i go down by the rock that he said to go check out, and the shark wasnt a tiger and was a lot smaller than anticipated.
a group of friends and i went spearfishing/freediving. one came up saying that hed spotted a shark. they like to steal your catches of your line. hearing the word shark i automatically assumed the worst, a tiger shark. i go down by the rock that he said to go check out, and the shark wasnt a tiger and was a lot smaller than anticipated.
englishdude
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Seagulls....
Basically I work in an industrial estate and on the roofs in the summer we have shitloads of seagulls that nest up on the roofs of the buildings.
Being a smoker I used to dip out the rear fire exit of the building for a ciggie, above the door way would always be this one 'scout' seagull it would always sit in one spot all day looking for approaching danger, and squawks like fuck when it sees something it regards as a threat...
Everytime I would go out for a smoke, this irritating little fuck would squawk endlessley until I returned inside the building, I tolerated this for a few weeks thinking it would adjust to my presence and calm down, as they're intelligent birds.
Well I was wrong, so one day I had a hangover and couldn't be assed to tolerate this loud as birds squawk ringing through my head, so I grabbed a fallen branch of a tree and threw it at the seagull...... what a fucking mistake!
As soon as I done that the bird took flight going fucking mental squawking like I never heard before, It flew out over the river so I'm thinking 'Cool thats dealt with ' and carry on my ciggie, bout 30 seconds later it come swooping over at me dive bombing me and trying to coat me in its own shit.
I ain't gunna lie I made a run for the entrance of the building fire exit, that bastard caught me off guard haha.
Apparently they're more intelligent than I gave them credit for, this bird takes up the same spot every summer when nesting time approaches and it fucking REMEMBERS ME.
Every summer for the last 4 years or so this bird returns with all the others in the flock, and only this single bird STILL tries dive bombing/ shitting on me and squawking like fuck anytime it sees me....
I don't fuck with seagulls since this incident haha.
Basically I work in an industrial estate and on the roofs in the summer we have shitloads of seagulls that nest up on the roofs of the buildings.
Being a smoker I used to dip out the rear fire exit of the building for a ciggie, above the door way would always be this one 'scout' seagull it would always sit in one spot all day looking for approaching danger, and squawks like fuck when it sees something it regards as a threat...
Everytime I would go out for a smoke, this irritating little fuck would squawk endlessley until I returned inside the building, I tolerated this for a few weeks thinking it would adjust to my presence and calm down, as they're intelligent birds.
Well I was wrong, so one day I had a hangover and couldn't be assed to tolerate this loud as birds squawk ringing through my head, so I grabbed a fallen branch of a tree and threw it at the seagull...... what a fucking mistake!
As soon as I done that the bird took flight going fucking mental squawking like I never heard before, It flew out over the river so I'm thinking 'Cool thats dealt with ' and carry on my ciggie, bout 30 seconds later it come swooping over at me dive bombing me and trying to coat me in its own shit.
I ain't gunna lie I made a run for the entrance of the building fire exit, that bastard caught me off guard haha.
Apparently they're more intelligent than I gave them credit for, this bird takes up the same spot every summer when nesting time approaches and it fucking REMEMBERS ME.
Every summer for the last 4 years or so this bird returns with all the others in the flock, and only this single bird STILL tries dive bombing/ shitting on me and squawking like fuck anytime it sees me....
I don't fuck with seagulls since this incident haha.
StillFaggyAF
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808HiLife808;7339127 said:
We live on the mainland bruh you gonna have to explain yourself better lol
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