Ever had a "dangerous" encounter with any animals?

[So ILL]

Got chased by somebody's big-ass dog when I was Nigga Knocking in my hood one night when I was like, 12. We were all just walking down the middle of the street chilling when that nigga flew from behind a house like we had just fucked up some pussy he was about to get, I just turned around and ran back up the street until I couldn't run anymore lol.

 

[So ILL]

Had a hawk swipe down on my boy while we were playing in a field at school during recess. Turns out that nigga saw a mouse that was by us and said, "fuck them kids" lol.

 

[So ILL]

My parents told me I almost got mauled by a dog when I was a toddler. Said I was calling a puppy to come play, which mom says she looked up to a full grown German Shepherd running at me before she got me and got it away from us lol.

 

[So ILL]

My first encounter that I remember was getting chased by my friend's chihuahua when I rode my bike past their house when I was going to my grandparents house next door. I was about 5 or 6, that bitch scared the shit out of me lmao.

 

[nujerz84]

Another one, my only time in Canada idk exactly where was, I was maybe 4 years old it was some petting/feeding zoo with bunch of Deers. I had bunch of cookies in my hand, for some reason every Deer ignored everyone else and came to me like 30 of them bum rushing me eating cookies aggressively out my hand. I been told I got scared started to cry and pops grabbed me and got me out of there.

Haven't messed with deers since.

 

[CashmoneyDux]

Don't get caught lacking

 

[lazypakman]

Was convinced this goldfish was giving me agro, kept on saying "fuck you paki" mugging me ofd in its tank.

I flushed that fucker down the toilet.

 

[englishdude]

Almost got mauled by a badger, walking home late one night heavily intoxicated. Heard some rustling in a bush up ahead on the oath I was walking, assumed it was a cat or fox rummaging around... until I was within 10 feet and it heard me and pulled its head out and charged me.

Turned around and hauled ass walked around the entire block to get home.

Hearing the pitter patter of their big ass claws hitting the concrete ain’t no joke haha.

 

[aneed123]

Don't get caught lacking

dem cats low down... lol at them trying to play it off when turned around lol

 

[AggieLean.]

Hit a deer with my rental Jeep. Was in the backwoods of Alabama, driving to Mississippi State to visit my bro, doing about 60, when all of a sudden I see the damn deer jump out. If I ain’t have my seatbelt on I would’ve flown out that window, but the front of the car was fucked up. Talk about dangerous encounter. Drove that car all the way to MS, bumper in the back seat.

Not really a dangerous encounter, but had an interesting moment with my BB gun. Was just shooting until I saw a bird. I aimed at and shot that bitch, but then a thought crossed my mind. My pop used to always tell my bro and I whatever you kill you have to eat, so I went looking for that bird and found it. I was like 10 or 11 at the time. Mom freaked out when she saw it and my pop was like boy what you doing? Told him I killed it and could he help me cook it. Lol he just laughed. Said boy go throw that bird in the trash

 

[Kwan Dai]

Does being in the wrong hood at the wrong time count?

 

[aneed123]

Hit a deer with my rental Jeep. Was in the backwoods of Alabama, driving to Mississippi State to visit my bro, doing about 60, when all of a sudden I see the damn deer jump out. If I ain’t have my seatbelt on I would’ve flown out that window, but the front of the car was fucked up. Talk about dangerous encounter. Drove that car all the way to MS, bumper in the back seat.

Not really a dangerous encounter, but had an interesting moment with my BB gun. Was just shooting until I saw a bird. I aimed at and shot that bitch, but then a thought crossed my mind. My pop used to always tell my bro and I whatever you kill you have to eat, so I went looking for that bird and found it. I was like 10 or 11 at the time. Mom freaked out when she saw it and my pop was like boy what you doing? Told him I killed it and could he help me cook it. Lol he just laughed. Said boy go throw that bird in the trash

lol u wanted pops to fry up a sparrow

 

[Will Munny]

I fucked a fat chick that had like 8 cats once.

The cats weren't the dangerous encounter with an animal tho.

This is hilarious.

 

[KingFreeman]

had to buss a raccoon in his shit with a brick one time. Nigga was terrorizing mefor a week posting up outside the crib every night when I got home from work. There were other raccoons rolling with him but they would run, that one was locc'd up. Landlord left a stack of bricks out front. I had to get him......

brave man

Lol. I was shook standing halfway thru the door. But I just had to get him. Caught the raccoon with that Willie beaman. Crushed his shit.