Embarrassing Intimate Moments (Share them)

[GTariq]

man 1 time i had a girlfriend and i really liked her so i was takin it slow, and foreal i loved her bruh haha but i didnt initiate anything for 4 months ma nigga cuz she knew i was a player, soo 4 months goes by and im tired of not pokin or gettin my life sucked away, so i met this thick ass girl named bri and she was always on me tough man, like showin me her titties when she braided my hair, teasin a nigga cuz she knew i had a girl, so 1 day she came over to braid my shit and my folks were outta town, this was in 07 by the way, but anyway, she got done braidin my shit and i just was lookin at her in the bathroom while checkin my hair out and i said come here, and she said what and i was like "feel this" and i put her hand in my sweats and sure enough she started suckin my shit off, like on some machine gun type shit, like she gave head fast and jacked me off with it, so i bust in like 7 minutes all on her shirt (black) and her boyfriend came to get her like 5 minutes later and she wore a jacket over that shirt, tell me why her boyfriend called my house phone and was like "aye stop smearin cocoa grease on my girl, she dont like jokes like that" i laughed and said "will do" lmao now that wasnt even the worst part, because my girl came over after she got done and i was watchin a movie with her and she started diggin in my sweats now too, and im like sweatin cuz i jus got sucked up like 20 minutes ago literally haha so she ask me if i want some head and i said yea, she sucked my shit for 10 minutes and i still couldnt get hard.....smh she broke up with me the next day cuz she thought i didnt think she was bomb...........epic fail if i ever heard 1

Why the insecurity on her part?

 

[dalyricalbandit]

"its a little small for all that shit you talk."

well damn.....

 

[Will Munny]

well damn.....

It was a little deflating. Pun intended.

 

[Recaptimus_Prime360]

Why the insecurity on her part?

exactly! wth?? hell u was better off not being wit her. lol

 

[D.D.S.]

"its a little small for all that shit you talk."

damn bruh. that's a confidence breaker.

 

[Recaptimus_Prime360]

Exactly!!! Thats why when she told me she dont do it, i juss looked at her like ooook well i guess u dont want no dick then u selfish hoe

pretty much. ish like that pisses me off. then it be the ones who's wacker than kim k. in the bedroom. 2 position azzz hefas.

 

[Recaptimus_Prime360]

"its a little small for all that shit you talk."

your ego -->

 

[Dee112]

It was a little deflating. Pun intended.

honestly if i had that problem thats something i would not share with anyone

 

[obnoxiouslyfresh]

Never get embarrassed during the act but I've had an embarrassing after the fact momemt, but it was a solo session.

I basically fell asleep with my clothes hanging off on the living room floor. It must of been really good cause I didnt go back to my bed, I just fell asleep there. And my roommate ended up waking me up when she got home but it was obvious from how my body was contorted and how my clothes were hanging off what i had been doing.

 

[Will Munny]

honestly if i had that problem thats something i would not share with anyone

It's the internet dude and I aint sendin dick pics. The fuck I care for?

This place would be way funnier if people shared the funny stuff they don't tell everyone.

 

[kneegrowplease]

Why the insecurity on her part?

because she thought she sucked so bad performence wise, like because it stayed soft, she asked me did she turn me on n shit while i couldnt get it up.......smh embarissing as hell mayne............i missed out too, the brain was even better than the other girls, and she looked like monica tha singer in the face and had ass for YEARS.......fml

 

[Mr. AJ]

I was strokin this hotmama with style & finesse and caught a charlie horse in my calf. I jumped off the pussy quick skippin around like a b-ball player that just injured his knee.

 

[IamtheVILLE]

well yall know i got many. but neway im in my room cause we just moved to another house and my room had a door to it. so im in there strokin the shit out my meat and for reason i had the light on. so i guess my ex girl called me and my pops brings me the phone. when he opens the door i try to throw the pillow on my shit he gives me the phone and i can tell he was half sleep. so i hang up with ole girl and im like did this nigga see me beatin my meat? well i got my answer the next day when i came home and my bedroom door was gone. fml

 

[BP OIL SPILL FACE]

Back in '08 when I was dealing with that 44-year-old: I had went down on her and as she was about to cum, she accidentally peed in my mouth a lil bit. We both laughed. lol

 

[bignorm73]

Back in '08 when I was dealing with that 44-year-old: I had went down on her and as she was about to cum, she accidentally peed in my mouth a lil bit. We both laughed. lol

[video=youtube;E84VqqCPI7w]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E84VqqCPI7w[/video]

smh at this lol

 

[Will Munny]

Back in '08 when I was dealing with that 44-year-old: I had went down on her and as she was about to cum, she accidentally peed in my mouth a lil bit. We both laughed. lol

This dude cannot be serious!

 

[skpjr78]

Back in '08 when I was dealing with that 44-year-old: I had went down on her and as she was about to cum, she accidentally peed in my mouth a lil bit. We both laughed. lol

im hoping 4 ur sake that ur making this up 2 sound funny on the internet. what could u have possibly found funny about thi shit? i though that it was physically impossible to cum and piss at the same time? im sure it is for a man. not sure about a woman. either way that sounds like some shit you should've kept 2 urself.

 

[BP OIL SPILL FACE]

im hoping 4 ur sake that ur making this up 2 sound funny on the internet. what could u have possibly found funny about thi shit? i though that it was physically impossible to cum and piss at the same time? im sure it is for a man. not sure about a woman. either way that sounds like some shit you should've kept 2 urself.

Like I really give a flying fuck what people think on here. lol It was hilarious to me. lol

 

[damobb2deep]

Like I really give a flying fuck what people think on here. lol It was hilarious to me. lol

That post will bite u n the ass later on bro..

Btw don't be suprised if people call u "golden shower" or "pissy mouth"

 

[BP OIL SPILL FACE]

That post will bite u n the ass later on bro..

Btw don't be suprised if people call u "golden shower" or "pissy mouth"

Bruh, I've been on here since 2005 and plenty of roast threads was made about me. This ain't shit. lol