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[skpjr78]

there was this real scenic park that i used to take my girl 2. beautiful park that not a lot people knew about outside of town. i drove my girl up there and we both got in the mood. just as it was about 2 go down a park rangers pulls up, shuts us down, and tells us that the park is about 2 close and keep it moving and then drives off. but once a nigga like me gets started i cant stop. so we went to another part of the park to finish what we had started. shit was getting good. i had my chick in the perfect position in the front seat. she was super wet and i was super hard. i was just slipping the head in when that SAME MOTHAFUCKING RANGER taps on the fucking window and shuts us down again. i got my ass half hanging out my draws about to put the mash on my chick and this nigga shines s fucking light in our fucking face. THE SAME FUCKING RANGER!!! this time dude was kinda pissed and followed us out of the park. but u cant stop a playa. i drove behind a wal-mart a mile or so down the road and rocked the cock like only i do.

the funny part was that im 6'2" and my girl is 5"11' and we were in a mitsushi eclipse. i had to roll down the window and let her leg hang out 2 make space. i was too busy fucking to notice but my girl noticed some guy on a forklift unloading a truck or something and dude kept driving by looking and shit. we didnt give a fuck though. after that ranger stopped us twice we were determined 2 get it in and we did. GOAT sexual experience and funny at the same time.

 

[skpjr78]

I was smashing this chick in her moms bed back when I was a teenager, shorty was a super whore. We in her moms dirty ass room when I noticed her moms panties in the hamper with a big ass shit stain in them! I busted out lmao! I told her what I was lol at and she was emabarrassed. We didn't finish and for some reason I never wanted to smash again even though she insisted.

HELL NAW LOL!!!!! did her mom have some big ol' granny bloomers? nothing kill sthe mood like some chicks mom granny bloomers with a shit stain. LOL!!!

 

[Crude_]

there was this real scenic park that i used to take my girl 2. beautiful park that not a lot people knew about outside of town. i drove my girl up there and we both got in the mood. just as it was about 2 go down a park rangers pulls up, shuts us down, and tells us that the park is about 2 close and keep it moving and then drives off. but once a nigga like me gets started i cant stop. so we went to another part of the park to finish what we had started. shit was getting good. i had my chick in the perfect position in the front seat. she was super wet and i was super hard. i was just slipping the head in when that SAME MOTHAFUCKING RANGER taps on the fucking window and shuts us down again. i got my ass half hanging out my draws about to put the mash on my chick and this nigga shines s fucking light in our fucking face. THE SAME FUCKING RANGER!!! this time dude was kinda pissed and followed us out of the park. but u cant stop a playa. i drove behind a wal-mart a mile or so down the road and rocked the cock like only i do.

the funny part was that im 6'2" and my girl is 5"11' and we were in a mitsushi eclipse. i had to roll down the window and let her leg hang out 2 make space. i was too busy fucking to notice but my girl noticed some guy on a forklift unloading a truck or something and dude kept driving by looking and shit. we didnt give a fuck though. after that ranger stopped us twice we were determined 2 get it in and we did. GOAT sexual experience and funny at the same time.

^^^ LMAO at the visual on all of this but particularly the bolded. I got a story similar to this that happened to me.

I've told this story on the IC before. Back when I first got my whip my GF at the time and I use to mess around in it. There were many nights I'd show up over at like 2 am in the morning and get her. She lived with her parents when she wasn't away at school.

One particular night we at our usual little spot which was this abandoned oil well. We in the car getting ready to get busy. I'm semi naked pants down shirt off but wife beater tank still on. I see this car pass by which wasn't anything out of the usual because it wasn't too far off the main highway. Well I see this one car pass by and didn't think nothing of it. Then the car turned around and drove right up in front of my car and brightened its lights. It was a sheriff's department cruiser.

The officer came over the intercom and said driver step out of the car. I hop out of the car in my wife beater, jeans, and no shoes on. He asked for my license. I was like sir what did I do. He looks at me as though to give me you know what you've done expression. So he saw my last name and asked me was so and so my mother. I dropped my head and was like yea. Well come to find out my mom taught the officer in elementary school. He proceeded to give me my license back and tell me about a more remote spot up the road. It was embarrassing as hell. I was like thank you sir and I got back in the car. Old girl was fully dressed by that time and no longer was in the mood for sex that night though. I can look back on that ish and laugh now but I was shook like a little bitch when that happened.

 

[damobb2deep]

In 8th grade. I'll remember it like it was yesterday.

i was at my first girlfriends house, and we were makin out on her bed. I put my hand up her shirt for the first time, and she didn't try to move it or nuthin. I grinned wide, as i celebrated in my head. Then, her hand moves, and unbuttons my pants. Without thinking as to whats gunna happen next, i just keep rubbin the titties, and enjoyin the make out session. anyways, she starts charming my snake, and after a few minutes i feel something comin on, but I aint never nut before so i wasn't sure wtf it was. By the time I realized, it was too late to get her to stop and I splooged my own draws. Worse, I had to walk home like 12 blocks in that shit, all sticky and grimy.

And then she told a friend of mine about it... which was even worse. I've sworn off hand jobs ever since.

Lmao!! Gwaf!! That shyts funny..

 

[letstrythisagain]

One day I snatched my boyfriend up into the bathroom at McDonalds. We fucked like a couple classy motherfuckers. He came and blew all over the floor. We leave and dude walks into stall, stepping in the puddle of semen and slipping a little bit. I was like, LOL, and dude was like, GOD DAMNIT MOTHER FUCKING KIDS NO RESPECT FOR NOTHING BLAH BLAH BLAH.

Another time we were outside going at it for a good while until we realized there was a cop watching us the whole time. We ended up exchanging a few civil words, shared a few laughs and all was good with the world.

Neither embarrassing, but both fun and exciting.

lmao!!

 

[Recaptimus_Prime360]

Mines has 2 do with blood.. That's all ima say

had that happen...several times.

let's see. i have a few. bt the one stands out wud me my stomach growling. but it don't just growls, it growls LOUD. plus u can pretty must hear the food in my stomacg disgestin. so imagine layin in bed wit a chick, kissin, licking, rubbin, and.... *GUUURRRGGGGHH*

yeah. that can me a mood killer. i always get asked "uh u want me to get u sumthin to eat?"

 

[Recaptimus_Prime360]

In 8th grade. I'll remember it like it was yesterday.

i was at my first girlfriends house, and we were makin out on her bed. I put my hand up her shirt for the first time, and she didn't try to move it or nuthin. I grinned wide, as i celebrated in my head. Then, her hand moves, and unbuttons my pants. Without thinking as to whats gunna happen next, i just keep rubbin the titties, and enjoyin the make out session. anyways, she starts charming my snake, and after a few minutes i feel something comin on, but I aint never nut before so i wasn't sure wtf it was. By the time I realized, it was too late to get her to stop and I splooged my own draws. Worse, I had to walk home like 12 blocks in that shit, all sticky and grimy.

And then she told a friend of mine about it... which was even worse. I've sworn off hand jobs ever since.

bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Recaptimus_Prime360]

i gotta tell this story again...

back in high school, my ex & i was makin out in the back of her room. her folks was @ work, so we wud take advantage of the empty crib. that day was the 1st time i ever went down her. so as i'm goin down on her, we here a car door slam. she gets up real fast, takes a quick peek outta her window, and says "it's my dad!" so i go into panic mood. she rushes to put her shorts back on, and tells me to act like i'm comin from the bathroom. she runs to the front of the front in the living room (they lived in a trailer) just as soon as he's about to walk in.

so i hear them talkin, and wait to decide when to walk out. so when i do walk out, i said hello. the look on his face pretty said he suspected we were doin sumthin. what made that suspicion even more obvious, my dumb azzz started talkin about the miami dolphins. he & i NEVER talked about sports wheneva i visited lol. i made a few comments about the dolphins, and then got the hell up outta there lol. afterwars, i think she did tell me that her dad was on to us, but didn't really say anything. except for now on, he wants us in the front room.

man i thought i was gonna piss in my pants

 

[bdbdbd]

man i had the chick round my house, and this is wen i was a virgin so u can imagine a nigga was roasting for the tunnel o' love...anyway the bitch was going on proper stupid like she aint wana give it up , but i mean she was butt naked sitting on my bed, but acting all nervous makin me have to initiate everyting, i literally had to tell her to take off every item of clothing before she realised she had to take her clothes off (bare in mind i was a virgin so this shit was new to me, if that was today wouldnt be no conversation, them clothes would be off)....anyway so i start with sum sweet talk "ah baby u sexy as hell" and shit and she turns around and tells me "naw i aint im fat....look" and she proceeds to grab one massive roll of belly fat starts tugging at it......im like yo WTF>?!?!?!? after all this, the sargent is starting to sag alil so im like fuck the sweet talk and that just get ure ass on my bed......and she says "i cant", i sed "why" and she says "because my feet smell, look...." and this bitch bends down, picks up one of her trainers and pjut it strait to my nose......suffice to say i didnt fuck her in the end

 

[yogirlsxman]

man i had the chick round my house, and this is wen i was a virgin so u can imagine a nigga was roasting for the tunnel o' love...anyway the bitch was going on proper stupid like she aint wana give it up , but i mean she was butt naked sitting on my bed, but acting all nervous makin me have to initiate everyting, i literally had to tell her to take off every item of clothing before she realised she had to take her clothes off (bare in mind i was a virgin so this shit was new to me, if that was today wouldnt be no conversation, them clothes would be off)....anyway so i start with sum sweet talk "ah baby u sexy as hell" and shit and she turns around and tells me "naw i aint im fat....look" and she proceeds to grab one massive roll of belly fat starts tugging at it......im like yo WTF>?!?!?!? after all this, the sargent is starting to sag alil so im like fuck the sweet talk and that just get ure ass on my bed......and she says "i cant", i sed "why" and she says "because my feet smell, look...." and this bitch bends down, picks up one of her trainers and pjut it strait to my nose......suffice to say i didnt fuck her in the end

?Im glad im not young no more. she sound like one of those type that is walking in your house and says something dumb like "What we about to do?"

 

[bdbdbd]

?Im glad im not young no more. she sound like one of those type that is walking in your house and says something dumb like "What we about to do?"

C/S she was exactly that.....she knew exactly why she was therebut was acting like i needed to show her an instructional video or sumthing. thank god im older as are the laydees and thers no stupidness...were both there to enjoy the sex so lets have sex, no long ting

 

[Mdizzle9000]

i got caught by the police right after fuckin my girl in her car. i aint have no pants on....

 

[bdbdbd]

Oh yeh another story i got, there was this one honey dip, the finest lil brown skin cutey that i met at the corner market man. She had big breasts, big legs, an ass lik POW!!!! sum Ghetto Booty.
So u know, i knew she liked me cus we locked eyes, at which point i got into my mac daddy Denzel mode, u know, yeaaaaaaaah...i stared fixin my eyebrows, makin sure they were strait, fixed my hair, makin sure it was slick and greasy, makin sure my breath wasnt stinkin....Got them numerals with ease.

So yeh i went over her house one sunday morning, her moms had just gon to church.....we had the place aaaalllll to ourselves, she had her hair tied back sumthing serious, wearing the short body hugging white dress, ah man.... So you know we got to kissin, licking, slobbin, u know, doing the wild thing.....i was carrying her up the stairs while tongue wrestling with her. got to her room, and when we got in there it was like heaven, bitch threw me down took off her dress ripped off my jeans and just started riding me, shit was better than my wildest fantasy...

So apparantly while were upstairs fucking, her moms entered the house, she must have forgotten her purse or sumthin, and i guess she could smell the sex in the air.....obviously we was unaware of this shit at the time, the honey looks me in the eyes and says in the most sexy voice "i gotta suprise for you" and her hips start moving in some different kinda way, im bout to impregnate this bitch no lie....but this is where shit got really freaky. Before i knew it the door flew open, and there was her momma, some fat old woman dressed in the most freakyish of S&M gear....
all i remember hearing was "OWWWWWWWWW HOLD HIM DOWN BABY LET MOMMA HAVE SUM!!!" so i got my things and got outta there the fastest way i could.

 

[DatNiggaB1]

Oh yeh another story i got, there was this one honey dip, the finest lil brown skin cutey that i met at the corner market man. She had big breasts, big legs, an ass lik POW!!!! sum Ghetto Booty.
So u know, i knew she liked me cus we locked eyes, at which point i got into my mac daddy Denzel mode, u know, yeaaaaaaaah...i stared fixin my eyebrows, makin sure they were strait, fixed my hair, makin sure it was slick and greasy, makin sure my breath wasnt stinkin....Got them numerals with ease.

So yeh i went over her house one sunday morning, her moms had just gon to church.....we had the place aaaalllll to ourselves, she had her hair tied back sumthing serious, wearing the short body hugging white dress, ah man.... So you know we got to kissin, licking, slobbin, u know, doing the wild thing.....i was carrying her up the stairs while tongue wrestling with her. got to her room, and when we got in there it was like heaven, bitch threw me down took off her dress ripped off my jeans and just started riding me, shit was better than my wildest fantasy...

So apparantly while were upstairs fucking, her moms entered the house, she must have forgotten her purse or sumthin, and i guess she could smell the sex in the air.....obviously we was unaware of this shit at the time, the honey looks me in the eyes and says in the most sexy voice "i gotta suprise for you" and her hips start moving in some different kinda way, im bout to impregnate this bitch no lie....but this is where shit got really freaky. Before i knew it the door flew open, and there was her momma, some fat old woman dressed in the most freakyish of S&M gear....
all i remember hearing was "OWWWWWWWWW HOLD HIM DOWN BABY LET MOMMA HAVE SUM!!!" so i got my things and got outta there the fastest way i could.

LMAO....I was a bit slow but then it all came back to me.......Jacked this from Boyz in the Hood wit a twist at the end. Nice one.

 

[muffdizzle]

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[bdbdbd]

exactly....
i can still hear her high shrill voice to this day

 

[Exell_doe]

I had this chick and she wanted to try anal. So we bought the KY and got to it. The lights were off and I am in it strokin I had never done it before so I wanted to get a good visual. I reached over and turned on the light that was on the nightstand, looked down at my dick and the condom had a swirl of KY, shit, and blood. I ran to the bathroom threw the condom in the toilet and jumped in the shower (sick to my stomach). The girl came following me asking what was wrong. I told her to look in the toilet. I asked her what do you think about that? She said “It’s kind of a turn off ... but you are over reacting" That killed that night for me....... Anyway that shit looked nasty like caramel and blood.

 

[ICame4Pussy]

LMAO....I was a bit slow but then it all came back to me.......Jacked this from Boyz in the Hood wit a twist at the end. Nice one.

Dont Be a Menace to South Central

 

[About$]

LMAO! some of these are crazy... once had to hop a fence in 8th grade.. I was leaving a gf's house (after smashing) as her dad was coming home in the garage & I was planning on hopping the backyard fence and waiting 5min then walking around the corner on the adjacent street so to seem as if I had just got there.. problem was.. a cop saw me hop the fence (in a white neighborhood) and brought me home. turned me over to my uncle who's only question was where's your coat? It was mad cold out and I forgot i took it off when I got over her house.

i'll let yall tell the good stories tho....

 

[skpjr78]

Oh yeh another story i got, there was this one honey dip, the finest lil brown skin cutey that i met at the corner market man. She had big breasts, big legs, an ass lik POW!!!! sum Ghetto Booty.

So u know, i knew she liked me cus we locked eyes, at which point i got into my mac daddy Denzel mode, u know, yeaaaaaaaah...i stared fixin my eyebrows, makin sure they were strait, fixed my hair, makin sure it was slick and greasy, makin sure my breath wasnt stinkin....Got them numerals with ease.

So yeh i went over her house one sunday morning, her moms had just gon to church.....we had the place aaaalllll to ourselves, she had her hair tied back sumthing serious, wearing the short body hugging white dress, ah man.... So you know we got to kissin, licking, slobbin, u know, doing the wild thing.....i was carrying her up the stairs while tongue wrestling with her. got to her room, and when we got in there it was like heaven, bitch threw me down took off her dress ripped off my jeans and just started riding me, shit was better than my wildest fantasy...

So apparantly while were upstairs fucking, her moms entered the house, she must have forgotten her purse or sumthin, and i guess she could smell the sex in the air.....obviously we was unaware of this shit at the time, the honey looks me in the eyes and says in the most sexy voice "i gotta suprise for you" and her hips start moving in some different kinda way, im bout to impregnate this bitch no lie....but this is where shit got really freaky. Before i knew it the door flew open, and there was her momma, some fat old woman dressed in the most freakyish of S&M gear....

all i remember hearing was "OWWWWWWWWW HOLD HIM DOWN BABY LET MOMMA HAVE SUM!!!" so i got my things and got outta there the fastest way i could.

^^^^^^^^^^Dont Be A Menace To South Central While Drinking Your Juice in The Hood