Embarrassing Intimate Moments (Share them)

[missiamtheshit]

One day I snatched my boyfriend up into the bathroom at McDonalds. We fucked like a couple classy motherfuckers. He came and blew all over the floor. We leave and dude walks into stall, stepping in the puddle of semen and slipping a little bit. I was like, LOL, and dude was like, GOD DAMNIT MOTHER FUCKING KIDS NO RESPECT FOR NOTHING BLAH BLAH BLAH.

Another time we were outside going at it for a good while until we realized there was a cop watching us the whole time. We ended up exchanging a few civil words, shared a few laughs and all was good with the world.

Neither embarrassing, but both fun and exciting.

thats kinda nasty. im shocked the cop didnt arrest you two.

 

[Dee112]

nothing to embarrassing but i was 13 me and my then girlfriend got caught sexin at her mama house in her mamas bed i was tryna run out and put my clothes on at the same time i rushing up out of the house so i ended up running out with nothing but a shirt on im running down the street ass naked damn near luckily i lived around the corner so i ran to a ducked off spot to put on the rest of my clothes on.

 

[politicalthug202]

when i was 16 i was at this girls house getting dome in the basement.

I nut in her face.her mom pops in she tries to wipe the nut off but some of it

is still on her chin. her mom comes in we trying to play it off. her mom says whats on her face.

so her mom grabs some of my cum off her face smells it and licks it, she looks at me and tells me""YOU NEED TO STOP EATING SALTY FOODS""

and I and its getting late you should go come back tommrow. damn i miss cuban chicks

 

[bignorm73]

when i was 16 i was at this girls house getting dome in the basement.

I nut in her face.her mom pops in she tries to wipe the nut off but some of it

is still on her chin. her mom comes in we trying to play it off. her mom says whats on her face.

so her mom grabs some of my cum off her face smells it and licks it, she looks at me and tells me""YOU NEED TO STOP EATING SALTY FOODS""

and I and its getting late you should go come back tommrow. damn i miss cuban chicks

Gotta call Duck Tales on this one

 

[Dee112]

that looked like a lie

 

[bdbdbd]

when i lost my virginity i came so quick, that shit was hella embarsseing cuz i was telling her how i was gon beat that pu**y up...

had to pratice on my stroke game after that...

u aint lying fam.....the first time i hit i went raw......no lie, i still think about that moment (in a gd way)......id fingered chicks,got head, beat off, but nothing prepared me for the feeling of vagina.....i nutted in record time. i didnt tell her i was a virgin. just told her i hadnt had sex in a while

 

[BP OIL SPILL FACE]

My older brother and his chick walked in on me eating pussy lol 4got to lock the top lock.

With my ex before her, we were in my bathroom, she had her pants undid and I had mines down but couldn't get hard. She's one of those chicks that refuse to give head no matter what and im the type that NEEDS head before I fuck. So im standing there smackin, strokin, twirlin my meat around tryna get it up, all embarrassed and sweating while she standing there looking at me....I look at her and was like "soooo u gon help me??" "u know I don't do that", I look at her like " -_- well how the fuck u expect me to get hard?? By lookin at u??", when I said that she button her pants back up and we went back outside....I take that L and try to 4get about it.....nope...we sitting on the porch not saying anything for a koo min then here she comes asking all these questions, "are u a virgin", "do I not turn u on", " we're u nerves", "are u gay" blah blah blah im like omg juss stfu already. Her older male cousin walks by and she asks him "what does it mean when a guy doesn't get hard around a girl", that nigga was like "either he a virgin and don't know what to do or he gay"....so she looked at me like so which one is it smmfh.

If a woman don't give head, I can't fuck with her.

 

[Dee112]

If a woman don't give head, I can't fuck with her.

im damn sure not eating no puss without getting any head

 

[BP OIL SPILL FACE]

im damn sure not eating no puss without getting any head

Exactly. I did that in May with this 36-year-old. She don't give head(let alone eat popsicles, since it reminds her of head). I ate her out, but still wasn't getting turned on. Managed to get it up, but lasted a couple minutes, because when a lady don't give head, it's a turn-off for me. Needless to say, that was the only time we met in person.

 

[Dee112]

@cleveland: i would of sent her packing oncei found out she wasnt going down on me

 

[C.Melendez]

I'd rather it be some random chick to be honest. I don't think I could look my girl in the eye if she peed on me or had her period while we was doing the biness.

U'd be hook on her for life lol...thats what the older heads use to tell me

 

[C.Melendez]

when i was 16 i was at this girls house getting dome in the basement.

I nut in her face.her mom pops in she tries to wipe the nut off but some of it

is still on her chin. her mom comes in we trying to play it off. her mom says whats on her face.

so her mom grabs some of my cum off her face smells it and licks it, she looks at me and tells me""YOU NEED TO STOP EATING SALTY FOODS""

and I and its getting late you should go come back tommrow. damn i miss cuban chicks

A REAL CUBAN MOM woulda had that knife in your triceps

 

[GTariq]

My older brother and his chick walked in on me eating pussy lol 4got to lock the top lock.

With my ex before her, we were in my bathroom, she had her pants undid and I had mines down but couldn't get hard. She's one of those chicks that refuse to give head no matter what and im the type that NEEDS head before I fuck. So im standing there smackin, strokin, twirlin my meat around tryna get it up, all embarrassed and sweating while she standing there looking at me....I look at her and was like "soooo u gon help me??" "u know I don't do that", I look at her like " -_- well how the fuck u expect me to get hard?? By lookin at u??", when I said that she button her pants back up and we went back outside....I take that L and try to 4get about it.....nope...we sitting on the porch not saying anything for a koo min then here she comes asking all these questions, "are u a virgin", "do I not turn u on", " we're u nerves", "are u gay" blah blah blah im like omg juss stfu already. Her older male cousin walks by and she asks him "what does it mean when a guy doesn't get hard around a girl", that nigga was like "either he a virgin and don't know what to do or he gay"....so she looked at me like so which one is it smmfh.

Man wtf!?

They both would have got the -_- then I would have left

 

[BP OIL SPILL FACE]

@cleveland: i would of sent her packing oncei found out she wasnt going down on me

lol You ain't lying. I was over her house; she did let me spend the night though, since it was raining hard. That's the only reason why I tolerated that.

 

[Recaptimus_Prime360]

My older brother and his chick walked in on me eating pussy lol 4got to lock the top lock.

With my ex before her, we were in my bathroom, she had her pants undid and I had mines down but couldn't get hard. She's one of those chicks that refuse to give head no matter what and im the type that NEEDS head before I fuck. So im standing there smackin, strokin, twirlin my meat around tryna get it up, all embarrassed and sweating while she standing there looking at me....I look at her and was like "soooo u gon help me??" "u know I don't do that", I look at her like " -_- well how the fuck u expect me to get hard?? By lookin at u??", when I said that she button her pants back up and we went back outside....I take that L and try to 4get about it.....nope...we sitting on the porch not saying anything for a koo min then here she comes asking all these questions, "are u a virgin", "do I not turn u on", " we're u nerves", "are u gay" blah blah blah im like omg juss stfu already. Her older male cousin walks by and she asks him "what does it mean when a guy doesn't get hard around a girl", that nigga was like "either he a virgin and don't know what to do or he gay"....so she looked at me like so which one is it smmfh.

i don't understand why hefas like that think niggas just get hard...n/h...@ the snap of a finger! hfa just b/c u pulled ur pants down, u still gotta do work. lazy azzz.

 

[politicalthug202]

A REAL CUBAN MOM woulda had that knife in your triceps

u right this chick was rican now that i remember.

 

[InglewoodHB]

i don't understand why hefas like that think niggas just get hard...n/h...@ the snap of a finger! hfa just b/c u pulled ur pants down, u still gotta do work. lazy azzz.

Exactly!!! Thats why when she told me she dont do it, i juss looked at her like ooook well i guess u dont want no dick then u selfish hoe

 

[Will Munny]

"its a little small for all that shit you talk."

 

[kneegrowplease]

man 1 time i had a girlfriend and i really liked her so i was takin it slow, and foreal i loved her bruh haha but i didnt initiate anything for 4 months ma nigga cuz she knew i was a player, soo 4 months goes by and im tired of not pokin or gettin my life sucked away, so i met this thick ass girl named bri and she was always on me tough man, like showin me her titties when she braided my hair, teasin a nigga cuz she knew i had a girl, so 1 day she came over to braid my shit and my folks were outta town, this was in 07 by the way, but anyway, she got done braidin my shit and i just was lookin at her in the bathroom while checkin my hair out and i said come here, and she said what and i was like "feel this" and i put her hand in my sweats and sure enough she started suckin my shit off, like on some machine gun type shit, like she gave head fast and jacked me off with it, so i bust in like 7 minutes all on her shirt (black) and her boyfriend came to get her like 5 minutes later and she wore a jacket over that shirt, tell me why her boyfriend called my house phone and was like "aye stop smearin cocoa grease on my girl, she dont like jokes like that" i laughed and said "will do" lmao now that wasnt even the worst part, because my girl came over after she got done and i was watchin a movie with her and she started diggin in my sweats now too, and im like sweatin cuz i jus got sucked up like 20 minutes ago literally haha so she ask me if i want some head and i said yea, she sucked my shit for 10 minutes and i still couldnt get hard.....smh she broke up with me the next day cuz she thought i didnt think she was bomb...........epic fail if i ever heard 1

 

[damobb2deep]

man 1 time i had a girlfriend and i really liked her so i was takin it slow, and foreal i loved her bruh haha but i didnt initiate anything for 4 months ma nigga cuz she knew i was a player, soo 4 months goes by and im tired of not pokin or gettin my life sucked away, so i met this thick ass girl named bri and she was always on me tough man, like showin me her titties when she braided my hair, teasin a nigga cuz she knew i had a girl, so 1 day she came over to braid my shit and my folks were outta town, this was in 07 by the way, but anyway, she got done braidin my shit and i just was lookin at her in the bathroom while checkin my hair out and i said come here, and she said what and i was like "feel this" and i put her hand in my sweats and sure enough she started suckin my shit off, like on some machine gun type shit, like she gave head fast and jacked me off with it, so i bust in like 7 minutes all on her shirt (black) and her boyfriend came to get her like 5 minutes later and she wore a jacket over that shirt, tell me why her boyfriend called my house phone and was like "aye stop smearin cocoa grease on my girl, she dont like jokes like that" i laughed and said "will do" lmao now that wasnt even the worst part, because my girl came over after she got done and i was watchin a movie with her and she started diggin in my sweats now too, and im like sweatin cuz i jus got sucked up like 20 minutes ago literally haha so she ask me if i want some head and i said yea, she sucked my shit for 10 minutes and i still couldnt get hard.....smh she broke up with me the next day cuz she thought i didnt think she was bomb...........epic fail if i ever heard 1

Lol u shoulda waited 2 more hours smh.. 2 more hours..