Embarrassing Intimate Moments (Share them)

[HalfwayHandsome]

HELL NAW LOL!!!!! did her mom have some big ol' granny bloomers? nothing kill sthe mood like some chicks mom granny bloomers with a shit stain. LOL!!!

You know they were! On some deebo shit.

 

[Crude_]

I remember when I was an undergrad at Grambling I was smashing this girl in her dorm room and her younger sister walked in and nearly caught our asses in the act. The significance of that was they were really religious and into their church functions and so forth. I played it off like a champion though and her sister didn't even realize what was going on she thought we were just playing around.

 

[Recaptimus_Prime360]

man i had the chick round my house, and this is wen i was a virgin so u can imagine a nigga was roasting for the tunnel o' love...anyway the bitch was going on proper stupid like she aint wana give it up , but i mean she was butt naked sitting on my bed, but acting all nervous makin me have to initiate everyting, i literally had to tell her to take off every item of clothing before she realised she had to take her clothes off (bare in mind i was a virgin so this shit was new to me, if that was today wouldnt be no conversation, them clothes would be off)....anyway so i start with sum sweet talk "ah baby u sexy as hell" and shit and she turns around and tells me "naw i aint im fat....look" and she proceeds to grab one massive roll of belly fat starts tugging at it......im like yo WTF>?!?!?!? after all this, the sargent is starting to sag alil so im like fuck the sweet talk and that just get ure ass on my bed......and she says "i cant", i sed "why" and she says "because my feet smell, look...." and this bitch bends down, picks up one of her trainers and pjut it strait to my nose......suffice to say i didnt fuck her in the end

and this is why i'm glad my 1st was wit a 25 yr old. that hefa wud've had me pissed

 

[bdbdbd]

and this is why i'm glad my 1st was wit a 25 yr old. that hefa wud've had me pissed

the worst ting is is...u see in that film "the wood" and they had the pussy jar.....me and four of my boys had a similar thing, and we managed to rack up some serious money, so when i thought i was gna be the 1st to get some, i bragged and all sort, thinking ima get pussy and paid....had to come back with my tail between my legs and have to explkain that exact same story to them....it wernt fun at all

 

[CaliGuerillaBlazin]

This one time I had shorty in the backseat. Cute as hell and shed domed me up before but this time she was wet, hot, and bothered. We wasted alot of time just making out for hourse before and next thing u know shes naked so am I and I cant get the soldier to stand at attention. Also I'm in the backseat of a corolla, WOAT. We chilled the whole night made out but he aint get revived till the next day and I was both pissed and embarrased. She still hits me up every once in a while and we cool but im determined to lay the smish smash when I see her again.

 

[Recaptimus_Prime360]

another moment i had...

was seeing this chick i from my college. we made out b4, but this day i was determined to go further. took back to the house cuz no one was home @ that time. so we're layin on the floor (had a half a bunk bed that could only support my weight....L) under my covers. kissin. so she takes her pants and panties off, and i took my pants off. so now i'm on top wit her legs open missionary style. no go. mr.happy could not stand @ attention for NOTHIN!!!! Fail. then to make it worse, i got fustrated and punched my dresser. lol. then next thing u know, i hear the front door open & close. it's my sis and her friend. i can hear them whisperin about how i propbably got sumbody in my room. so after just layin there doin nothin, i decided to take ole girl back home.

b4 that, we stopped by her friend's crib 1st. get to her friend's ccrib , and her friend comes out. ole girl gets out and they head back inside for min. double L. bcuz i kno she told that hefa what happened. they came back out smilin and giggling. triple L.

 

[Recaptimus_Prime360]

the worst ting is is...u see in that film "the wood" and they had the pussy jar.....me and four of my boys had a similar thing, and we managed to rack up some serious money, so when i thought i was gna be the 1st to get some, i bragged and all sort, thinking ima get pussy and paid....had to come back with my tail between my legs and have to explkain that exact same story to them....it wernt fun at all

i've never had that problem. just about all the ones i've dealt wit was down for it, and initiated.

 

[ICame4Pussy]

another moment i had...

was seeing this chick i from my college. we made out b4, but this day i was determined to go further. took back to the house cuz no one was home @ that time. so we're layin on the floor (had a half a bunk bed that could only support my weight....L) under my covers. kissin. so she takes her pants and panties off, and i took my pants off. so now i'm on top wit her legs open missionary style. no go. mr.happy could not stand @ attention for NOTHIN!!!! Fail. then to make it worse, i got fustrated and punched my dresser. lol. then next thing u know, i hear the front door open & close. it's my sis and her friend. i can hear them whisperin about how i propbably got sumbody in my room. so after just layin there doin nothin, i decided to take ole girl back home.

b4 that, we stopped by her friend's crib 1st. get to her friend's ccrib , and her friend comes out. ole girl gets out and they head back inside for min. double L. bcuz i kno she told that hefa what happened. they came back out smilin and giggling. triple L.

Damn, I cant Even Imagine. WOAT

 

[Recaptimus_Prime360]

Damn, I cant Even Imagine. WOAT

dawg, the ether bomb got dropped on me that day....

 

[ICame4Pussy]

dawg, the ether bomb got dropped on me that day....

You Ever Smashed Her?

 

[Recaptimus_Prime360]

You Ever Smashed Her?

man no! quadruple L! i guarantee if i was to get another shot @ her tho, the outcome will be very different. marthon.

 

[ICame4Pussy]

man no! quadruple L! i guarantee if i was to get another shot @ her tho, the outcome will be very different. marthon.

LOL Damn Thats Tough

 

[Recaptimus_Prime360]

LOL Damn Thats Tough

man who u tellin. hefa was fine. big breast. proble wit her tho is was not trustworthy. any time a woman says she doesn't trust herself being around another man, and will more likely cheat, definitely is not gf material. i ended up workin @ the same place she worked. hefa was talkin to 2 dudes in different departments. wudn't mind gettin @ her then, but she had that triangle drama goin on. hefa kept tellin one of the guys how great of a person i was and blah blah. lol

 

[tinabina]

most embrassing moment, involves too much sangria + too much mexican food and gving head. 1st time I gave my now husband head I was drunk and ate too much barffed all over him, me, his couch and floor. I was so effin embarassed. He was like other than u throwin up thats shit was on point,. we got married less than a year later lol.

 

[fuc_i_look_like]

I had this chick and she wanted to try anal. So we bought the KY and got to it. The lights were off and I am in it strokin I had never done it before so I wanted to get a good visual. I reached over and turned on the light that was on the nightstand, looked down at my dick and the condom had a swirl of KY, shit, and blood. I ran to the bathroom threw the condom in the toilet and jumped in the shower (sick to my stomach). The girl came following me asking what was wrong. I told her to look in the toilet. I asked her what do you think about that? She said “It’s kind of a turn off ... but you are over reacting" That killed that night for me....... Anyway that shit looked nasty like caramel and blood.

thats disgusting...ugh cant fuc wit anal sex

 

[ptnutz]

fuckin my boyfiend, mom came home early from bible study, slapped me, cursed him out. she didn't leave me home alone for months after that.

LMAO at your mom coming home from bible study and cussing you out soon as she gets home.

 

[JB-CHI-CITY]

Nothing is really shaking in G&S so I thought I'd ask have any of you had any embarrassing intimate moments? I share one of mine.

This was a situation that happened to me a few years back.

I was messing around with this brawd I met in Subway a few days after I met her so I knew she was probably a hoe. Anyway to make a long story short this brawd house was nasty as hell she was still living with her folks in a older house. We started messing around I'm sucking on those big ole tittes and strapping up getting ready to introduce her kitty to my jimmy. BOOM! Out of nowhere her brother busted up in the room with his friend while both of us are naked

Here is the kicker the brother acted like he didn't even notice or care about us messing around he was just interested in knowing if she knew where his keys were at. He had a little smile on his face but he said nothing and acted like he wasn't even surprised. By the time he left out I had already been had my clothes on.

So the female that was with him is gonna blurt out. Oh he done got him some pussy now and he is ready to hit the highway. I was thinking any brother that comes in a situation like that has got to know his sister is hoe and thats why he didn't saying anything. She probably has niccas like that over all the time was my thought. Safe to say even though I knew she was a whore beforehand that double confirmed it for me.

So I ask you IC have you ever had an embarrassing intimate moments?

Fif

F I F FIF

I plead the FIF

 

[JB-CHI-CITY]

most embrassing moment, involves too much sangria + too much mexican food and gving head. 1st time I gave my now husband head I was drunk and ate too much barffed all over him, me, his couch and

floor. I was so effin embarassed. He was like other than u throwin up thats shit was on point,. we got married less than a year later lol.

Too much Head Givin?

Nah can't be true

 

[Shizlansky]

when i lost my virginity i came so quick, that shit was hella embarsseing cuz i was telling her how i was gon beat that pu**y up...

had to pratice on my stroke game after that...

 

[InglewoodHB]

My older brother and his chick walked in on me eating pussy lol 4got to lock the top lock.

With my ex before her, we were in my bathroom, she had her pants undid and I had mines down but couldn't get hard. She's one of those chicks that refuse to give head no matter what and im the type that NEEDS head before I fuck. So im standing there smackin, strokin, twirlin my meat around tryna get it up, all embarrassed and sweating while she standing there looking at me....I look at her and was like "soooo u gon help me??" "u know I don't do that", I look at her like " -_- well how the fuck u expect me to get hard?? By lookin at u??", when I said that she button her pants back up and we went back outside....I take that L and try to 4get about it.....nope...we sitting on the porch not saying anything for a koo min then here she comes asking all these questions, "are u a virgin", "do I not turn u on", " we're u nerves", "are u gay" blah blah blah im like omg juss stfu already. Her older male cousin walks by and she asks him "what does it mean when a guy doesn't get hard around a girl", that nigga was like "either he a virgin and don't know what to do or he gay"....so she looked at me like so which one is it smmfh.