damobb2deep
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Mines has 2 do with blood.. That's all ima say
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not really embarrasing but it was troubling at the moment.
i went 2 college in nashville. right around the time i was gonna graduate i started kicking it with this chick. she was super cool and i was pissed that i met a winner right around the time i was leaving town. i moved back 2 atlanta and we developed a long distance relationship. i would go see her every few weeks and we would literaly fuck for the entire weekend. we would have marathons that would last all day long for days on end. that good shit u know. fuck 4 hours, go 2 sleep. wake up fuck some more, get something to eat, watch tv, and then fuck until we went 2 sleep. that shit would go on for 72 hours. we wouldnt leave the house 4 days. that good shit.
well i went to see her this 1 weekend and it was the same thing. nonstop fun, laughs, food, and fucking. so sunday night comes and we are still going at it. we were watching tv after a day of fucking and it was time 2 get it on again. well this particular time jimmy didnt want to cooperate. i mean this nigga was sleep and refused 2 wake up. that mothafucka wont get up for shit. i was sweating, dazed, confused, and embarrased. shit had never happened 2 me b4. i didnt know what 2 do. so i look over at the chick with this stupid look on my face and i thought she would be pissed. im already thinking about going home and making a doctors appt and shit. i ws scared and embarrased than a mothafucka. but ol' girl wasnt even tripppin. she was like just give it a rest. we probably wore it out. she was cool. me i was sweating and shit but she was right. jimmy was sleep 4 the night and i was scared 4 the rest of the night. but by the next morning it was on and popping again and everybody was happy. 1st tme that jimmy ever needed a break. had me sweating. but after 72 hours of nonstop fucking the chick wasnt trippin'.
like i said not really embarrsing but fucked up 4 that moment in time.
i went 2 college in nashville. right around the time i was gonna graduate i started kicking it with this chick. she was super cool and i was pissed that i met a winner right around the time i was leaving town. i moved back 2 atlanta and we developed a long distance relationship. i would go see her every few weeks and we would literaly fuck for the entire weekend. we would have marathons that would last all day long for days on end. that good shit u know. fuck 4 hours, go 2 sleep. wake up fuck some more, get something to eat, watch tv, and then fuck until we went 2 sleep. that shit would go on for 72 hours. we wouldnt leave the house 4 days. that good shit.
well i went to see her this 1 weekend and it was the same thing. nonstop fun, laughs, food, and fucking. so sunday night comes and we are still going at it. we were watching tv after a day of fucking and it was time 2 get it on again. well this particular time jimmy didnt want to cooperate. i mean this nigga was sleep and refused 2 wake up. that mothafucka wont get up for shit. i was sweating, dazed, confused, and embarrased. shit had never happened 2 me b4. i didnt know what 2 do. so i look over at the chick with this stupid look on my face and i thought she would be pissed. im already thinking about going home and making a doctors appt and shit. i ws scared and embarrased than a mothafucka. but ol' girl wasnt even tripppin. she was like just give it a rest. we probably wore it out. she was cool. me i was sweating and shit but she was right. jimmy was sleep 4 the night and i was scared 4 the rest of the night. but by the next morning it was on and popping again and everybody was happy. 1st tme that jimmy ever needed a break. had me sweating. but after 72 hours of nonstop fucking the chick wasnt trippin'.
like i said not really embarrsing but fucked up 4 that moment in time.
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i recently met a female a at a bar we had a lot of drinks we went back to her place, and lets just say we woke up in piss... lol haha i forgot to piss before i went to bed. funny part is it didnt smell super strong so she couldnt tell i told her i had to many covers on me so and it was sweat. she still kicks it with me
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ICame4Pussy
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LOL nigga pissed in SOMEONE Else's Bed
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lighthearted25
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fuckin my boyfiend, mom came home early from bible study, slapped me, cursed him out. she didn't leave me home alone for months after that.
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lighthearted25
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Louisiana Crude;1777979 said:
lol, i guess i did come out lucky but still, there was a funeral the next week of some old lady i never met and my mom even forced me to go so i wouldn't be alone, then she told my grandparents, my grandad comes up to me talkin about sex and relationships, *shudder*. i learned my lesson tho. smh at my boyfriend at the time never coming to my house again, i always had to wait till school or meet him at his house.
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JokerzWyld
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One time i was chillin with my girl in the back of her car in front of my old crib. It was like 1 in the morning so it was real quiet out so we start messing around. So we get in the mood for some things. We start fucking and while we are doing it, i look out the window and see my mom who had came out to smoke a cigarette. I was hoping that maybe she would think that we were making out. She saw me the next day in the afternoon and told me that she caught me. I was so embarrassed but it was a good laugh.
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letstrythisagain
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Louisiana Crude;1771371 said:
her brother probably didnt say anything and acted unsurprised because he was embarrassed to have walked in on yall getting busy. he probably didnt know what to say or how to respond walking in on something like that lol
doesnt mean she's a whore though
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letstrythisagain;1778122 said:
Old girl was a hoe I kinda knew that when I first went over there. I knew she would be an easy lay and I hadn't had any in a while so I went ahead and bit the bullet and fucked. Her brother wasn't even in a hurry to leave the room once he walked in there. When people are surprised they have that surprised look and he didn't. He was just pretty much even as far as his composure. I'm like wtf. If I had a sister and walked in on some random guy beating her back out I'd probably tell that nicca he gotta leave or they gonna have to that ish elsewhere. Brawd was kinda young too she might have been like 19 or 20 years old or so at the time this was back in like 05.
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lighthearted25
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skpjr78;1778084 said:
i just remember her saying "how dare u come in my house and disrespect my daughter, get out, get out, u sorry bastard" my mom rarely curses so to hear her say bastard really shook me. i was like damn, nigga u better go, and take me w/ u lol. i was so sketched out about the whole thing. i can look back now and laugh but still a fucked up situation. so glad i didn't have a girl, they always say they will be 10 times worse than u were.
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letstrythisagain
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this guy i was involved with, he lived with his dad. his "bedroom" was the livingroom, he slept on the pull out couch, dad had his own bedroom. the livingroom was not a closed off area - no doors, it was out in the open. one day we were in the livingroom on the couch kissing and carrying on, shit got hot, we started having sex, not thinking about his dad possibly coming out of his bedroom, and sure enough, while we were having sex his dad came out of his bedroom and busted us. he stood there looking right at us and started yelling, 
"THIS AINT NO GOTDAMN HOTEL!! GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE WITH THAT SHIT!!"
lmao - while he's yelling my boyfriend was still on top of me, inside me, it was so embarrassing, but i was holding back laughing because damn we just got busted having sex in the livingroom - and his father was one of those types who was always mad at something and going off on somebody. my boyfriend just looked at him and shook his head like "ok no problem" - his father went on into the kitchen, we got up, got dressed and got the hell outta there LOL
"THIS AINT NO GOTDAMN HOTEL!! GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE WITH THAT SHIT!!"lmao - while he's yelling my boyfriend was still on top of me, inside me, it was so embarrassing, but i was holding back laughing because damn we just got busted having sex in the livingroom - and his father was one of those types who was always mad at something and going off on somebody. my boyfriend just looked at him and shook his head like "ok no problem" - his father went on into the kitchen, we got up, got dressed and got the hell outta there LOL
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muffdizzle
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One day I snatched my boyfriend up into the bathroom at McDonalds. We fucked like a couple classy motherfuckers. He came and blew all over the floor. We leave and dude walks into stall, stepping in the puddle of semen and slipping a little bit. I was like, LOL, and dude was like, GOD DAMNIT MOTHER FUCKING KIDS NO RESPECT FOR NOTHING BLAH BLAH BLAH.
Another time we were outside going at it for a good while until we realized there was a cop watching us the whole time. We ended up exchanging a few civil words, shared a few laughs and all was good with the world.
Neither embarrassing, but both fun and exciting.
Another time we were outside going at it for a good while until we realized there was a cop watching us the whole time. We ended up exchanging a few civil words, shared a few laughs and all was good with the world.
Neither embarrassing, but both fun and exciting.
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Too many...lol
But I remember one weird situation i met this white jawn and she let me come thru her parents house( i was a teen). So I show up wit my boy and he downstairs playing Xbox wit her lil bro and her moms was there. She tells her mom we're going upstairs to "talk", meanwhile I cant belive this chick moms is buying this bs story. SO i go upstairs wear her ass out and my boy texting me telling me he can hear her moaning downstairs and to be quiet(dont remember when I checked my txt msgs...prolly while she was domin me up). I came downstairs sweating bullets and her mom was all friendly like aint shit happen.
Moms was cool, she even let us come thru and drink quarts and niggas were like 17. But the chick was a whore, I went to pick up my mans to bring him thru for her friend one time and when i showed up there was 2 niggas coming out her crib... last time I saw that troutmouthed bitch
But I remember one weird situation i met this white jawn and she let me come thru her parents house( i was a teen). So I show up wit my boy and he downstairs playing Xbox wit her lil bro and her moms was there. She tells her mom we're going upstairs to "talk", meanwhile I cant belive this chick moms is buying this bs story. SO i go upstairs wear her ass out and my boy texting me telling me he can hear her moaning downstairs and to be quiet(dont remember when I checked my txt msgs...prolly while she was domin me up). I came downstairs sweating bullets and her mom was all friendly like aint shit happen.
Moms was cool, she even let us come thru and drink quarts and niggas were like 17. But the chick was a whore, I went to pick up my mans to bring him thru for her friend one time and when i showed up there was 2 niggas coming out her crib... last time I saw that troutmouthed bitch
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HalfwayHandsome
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I was smashing this chick in her moms bed back when I was a teenager, shorty was a super whore. We in her moms dirty ass room when I noticed her moms panties in the hamper with a big ass shit stain in them! I busted out lmao! I told her what I was lol at and she was emabarrassed. We didn't finish and for some reason I never wanted to smash again even though she insisted.
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