DESTROYING THE WORK BATHROOM

[OmegaConflict]

What the fuck is wrong with you people

 

[The_Jackal]

Man I just fucked up my job bathroom right now shit

 

[AP21]

No

I'm on a mission to shit at every school I call a game at

You a ref? School sports don't get taken seriously over here so for the away game one of our teachers refs and the other school for home games. Home games lol these niggas got abused from the second they showed up

MAN WHAT KINDA SHIT IS THAT?!?!? LMAO

 

[CeLLaR-DooR]

No

I'm on a mission to shit at every school I call a game at

You a ref? School sports don't get taken seriously over here so for the away game one of our teachers refs and the other school for home games. Home games lol these niggas got abused from the second they showed up

MAN WHAT KINDA SHIT IS THAT?!?!? LMAO

lol its coz the boroughs can't afford to pay them. School sports are near pointless here as far as competition goes. Most niggas with any potential at all are already at professional clubs by 11 or so, and even that's a bit late. There's so much footie outside of school that they just don't really give a fuck.

 

[VIBE]

An etiquette way to shit?

Unless you're a female, gtfoh

 

[huey]

Why u in this thread Vibe?

 

[Peace_79]

Luckily I work for a large company so there's plenty of stalls, but these mufuckas don't give a fuck up in here. Post up in the stall right next to you with no fucks given. I try to go to a section of the building with mainly women though cause I know the men's room is rarely used. We have automatic lights so when I walk in and it's dark

Real talk.

I usually take the elevator 7 floors down to the least used restrooms.

Them joints on my floor stay lit the fuck up ...

Can't breath without one of these

 

[Peace_79]

To avoid shitting out in public, it is simple. Wake up 1 hour and 30 minutes earlier in the morning, have breakfast, and then you should get the urge to go to the bathroom because your intestinal peristalsis is going to start due to your digestive system coming off of a fast.

In the middle of the day, stop eating shit that is going to make you go to the bathroom in 2-3 hours.

You are welcome.

Is is really that serious bruh? Y'all got a phobia or something?

Yeah bruh, its all about detoxing your body, along with remaining germ-free by not shitting in public restrooms. Shitting is life, b.

Good luck remaining "germ free" while living on earth

 

[texas409]

If I got a turtle head poking out imma bless the commode

 

[KingFreeman]

Why u in this thread Vibe?

Forgot @VIBE is a stay at home mom.

 

[VIBE]

Why u in this thread Vibe?

I work at home.

 

[deadeye]

If I got a turtle head poking out imma bless the commode

 

[yellowtapesport]

Nigga said a fuckin turtle head pokin out

lmao

 

[Max.]

This fat cac at work i call him goodfellas

Took a smelly shit i was walkn to the hallway n smelled it...i did a uturn

 

[yellowtapesport]

White dude at my job used to call that shit 'bathroom cologne' LMAO

Dude used to tell niggas bout they bathroom cologne too

 

[deadeye]

Remember back in the day a dude at my job was eating a sandwich and holding a conversation while he was taking a shit.

He didn't even understand how he was doing anything wrong either.

 

[ShottaDaBeast]

I got this lil small spray I take to the bathroom with me. Shit is serious no pun

 

[Inglewood_Fatty]

Niggas know when I'm bout to blow the restroom up. Jacket comes off, sleeves get rolled up, phone get taken off the charger, work phone gets put on call forwarding and I'm gone for about 45mins.