man...had to call some games with the boy knock_twice yesterday
so i showed up to the school early and stomach was growling. Cant be running up and down the court with the bubble guts
usually, when i show up to the schools, i dont like to use the same bathroom as these kids b/c lets face it, these lil niggas nasty af and nastier than the niggas I was in high school with
so, the search for a relatively used bathroom was on
so, im in the school with my terminator vision looking for a bathroom
Im nervous af b/c im in a school and with shit being so PC these days, aint no telling how people gon respond to a black dude roaming the halls.
so i pass up the first bathroom...this is the one the lil nasty niggahs use...nah b
im walking down the hall, turn the corner, and BOOM, here it is. Looks like it was JUST cleaned.
Go to the handicap stall. The toilet is in immaculate condition. Lock the door and man...it went down. I was yelling Timber!!!
so i showed up to the school early and stomach was growling. Cant be running up and down the court with the bubble guts
usually, when i show up to the schools, i dont like to use the same bathroom as these kids b/c lets face it, these lil niggas nasty af and nastier than the niggas I was in high school with
so, the search for a relatively used bathroom was on
so, im in the school with my terminator vision looking for a bathroom
Im nervous af b/c im in a school and with shit being so PC these days, aint no telling how people gon respond to a black dude roaming the halls.
so i pass up the first bathroom...this is the one the lil nasty niggahs use...nah b
im walking down the hall, turn the corner, and BOOM, here it is. Looks like it was JUST cleaned.
Go to the handicap stall. The toilet is in immaculate condition. Lock the door and man...it went down. I was yelling Timber!!!
BiblicalAtheist
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I'd rather someone funk up a bathroom than be walking behind them in the grocery store or something fartin the whole way while I hafta smell their rancid ass dookie bombs. I will say that shit out load about goddamn this aisle smells like ass and then eyeball everyone in it talking about how someone needs to take a shit.
The_Jackal
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Trillfate;8595099 said:
WOAT thinking. Shit if I know ima go into work I'll hold that shit in that extra 30 min. Getting paid to shit is the GOAT feeling and I take my time in that motherfucker
illestni99ainne
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Man in the beauty salon I own, one day I was there early changing out lightbulbs, all of a sudden I had to shit real bad. The bathroom is right next to the shampoo bowls. Man I was in there for 30 minutes at least trying to rush though cuz I knew my employees was coming soon.
They did with their clients. I could hear a girl getting her hair washed and joking around. All of a sudden I hear, "Ew, what's that smell"? I couldn't do shit but wipe, flush, wash my hands and come out. It got dead quiet. I just said morning ladies and dipped the fuck out!
My employees fuck with me all the time about it smh.
They did with their clients. I could hear a girl getting her hair washed and joking around. All of a sudden I hear, "Ew, what's that smell"? I couldn't do shit but wipe, flush, wash my hands and come out. It got dead quiet. I just said morning ladies and dipped the fuck out!
My employees fuck with me all the time about it smh.
TheNightKing
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Luckily I work for a large company so there's plenty of stalls, but these mufuckas don't give a fuck up in here. Post up in the stall right next to you with no fucks given. I try to go to a section of the building with mainly women though cause I know the men's room is rarely used. We have automatic lights so when I walk in and it's dark
Young_Chitlin
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It just has to be done carajo
Avenue Crazy
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How to Poop Politely at Work, on Planes, and at a Guy's PlaceYour ultimate guide to number two etiquette.BY ESTHER CRAIN March 27, 2015
Going number two outside of the comfort of your own home shouldn’t be a big deal: do your business, flush, wash up, done. But that leaves so many awkward or embarrassing issues unaddressed. How do you handle loud noises during a bowel movement in a cramped office rest room? What if you’ve made a stank in an airport lavatory, and the line of passengers waiting will forever know it was you? And what should you do if you’re at a new guy’s place and you feel something brewing? We consulted etiquette expert Patricia Rossi, author of Everyday Etiquette, on the right way to navigate tricky poop situations.
In the Office Rest Room
Space yourself out. Pick a stall as far away as possible from any that are already occupied, so you and other poopers can maintain a little privacy. “The more space you have between you and other toilet goers, the less detectable any sounds or smells will be,” says Rossi.
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Put a layer of toilet paper on the water surface. The toilet paper muffles the noise poop makes when it hits the water and creates less of a splash.
Do a courtesy flush while you go...and another after. Besides masking any embarrassing sounds, flushing as soon as the poop plops prevents the odor from reeking up the entire bathroom.
Don’t carry on a conversation. If you recognize your coworker’s shoes two stalls down, resist the urge to chat—this isn’t the time to discuss tomorrow’s meeting. And if a colleague tries to start a convo with you on the loo, say “let’s talk later” and leave it at that.
Check to make sure the bowl is empty before exiting. “Don’t be that rude person who leaves a deposit behind for the next user to have to flush,” says Rossi. Oh, and if you’ve left skid marks, do a few flushes to get rid of them, or layer on some toilet paper to mask them so the next person isn’t grossed out.
Leave your phone at your desk or in your purse. “Texting or talking on it in the stall is unhygienic, and if coworkers see you use it, it will damage your work rep,” says Rossi.
RELATED: Your Definitive Guide to Pooping
In an Airplane Bathroom
Do your business as fast as possible. The line for the lavatory on a plane can get long, and passengers have frayed nerves already. No one wants to stand and wait while you dream of your upcoming vacation while sitting on the throne.
Flush as often as needed. Airplane toilets have that supersonic vacuum thing going on, which gets rid of things fast, but you don’t want to leave a disgusting surprise behind for the next person, says Rossi.
After washing, clean up after yourself. Make sure toilet paper or the seat cover doesn’t litter the ground, and use a paper towel to get rid of any water on the sink counter, says Rossi. Keeping it clean makes the cramped, unpleasant loo a little better for everyone forced to use it.
Close the lid once you’re ready to exit. It’s an extra measure of etiquette and just looks nicer for the next person.
Make sure you didn’t use the last toilet paper roll. If you did, tell a flight attendant, or at least warn the next person about to go.
RELATED: Massaging This Body Part Is Guaranteed To Help You Poop
At a Date’s Place
Run the cold faucet. “The sound of running water is loud enough to block any sounds your guy might hear,” says Rossi. Plus, the gentle swoosh will relax you so you don’t get poop stage fright. Running cold water is better than hot because heat produces steam, and that can trap odors.
Open a window or turn on the overhead fan. You’ll diffuse a stinky poop faster, and it’s safer than lighting a match, which can set off a smoke alarm.
Do a courtesy flush...or three. Whatever it takes to clear the evidence and take the stank out of things.
Sprtiz air freshener. If his bathroom doesn’t have any, look around for anything in an aerosol can—even deodorant—and give the bathroom a few spritzes.
Make light of the situation. As anyone who has ever shared a bathroom with a dude knows, guys don’t have the anxiety about going number two that so many women experience. So if you have to ‘fess up that you’ve fouled his toilet, do it with subtle humor. “Say something like, ‘I’d wait an hour before going in there if I were you,’ smile, and make it seem like it’s no big deal,” suggests Rossi. “Chances are, it won’t be.”
Going number two outside of the comfort of your own home shouldn’t be a big deal: do your business, flush, wash up, done. But that leaves so many awkward or embarrassing issues unaddressed. How do you handle loud noises during a bowel movement in a cramped office rest room? What if you’ve made a stank in an airport lavatory, and the line of passengers waiting will forever know it was you? And what should you do if you’re at a new guy’s place and you feel something brewing? We consulted etiquette expert Patricia Rossi, author of Everyday Etiquette, on the right way to navigate tricky poop situations.
In the Office Rest Room
Space yourself out. Pick a stall as far away as possible from any that are already occupied, so you and other poopers can maintain a little privacy. “The more space you have between you and other toilet goers, the less detectable any sounds or smells will be,” says Rossi.
ADVERTISEMENT
Put a layer of toilet paper on the water surface. The toilet paper muffles the noise poop makes when it hits the water and creates less of a splash.
Do a courtesy flush while you go...and another after. Besides masking any embarrassing sounds, flushing as soon as the poop plops prevents the odor from reeking up the entire bathroom.
Don’t carry on a conversation. If you recognize your coworker’s shoes two stalls down, resist the urge to chat—this isn’t the time to discuss tomorrow’s meeting. And if a colleague tries to start a convo with you on the loo, say “let’s talk later” and leave it at that.
Check to make sure the bowl is empty before exiting. “Don’t be that rude person who leaves a deposit behind for the next user to have to flush,” says Rossi. Oh, and if you’ve left skid marks, do a few flushes to get rid of them, or layer on some toilet paper to mask them so the next person isn’t grossed out.
Leave your phone at your desk or in your purse. “Texting or talking on it in the stall is unhygienic, and if coworkers see you use it, it will damage your work rep,” says Rossi.
RELATED: Your Definitive Guide to Pooping
In an Airplane Bathroom
Do your business as fast as possible. The line for the lavatory on a plane can get long, and passengers have frayed nerves already. No one wants to stand and wait while you dream of your upcoming vacation while sitting on the throne.
Flush as often as needed. Airplane toilets have that supersonic vacuum thing going on, which gets rid of things fast, but you don’t want to leave a disgusting surprise behind for the next person, says Rossi.
After washing, clean up after yourself. Make sure toilet paper or the seat cover doesn’t litter the ground, and use a paper towel to get rid of any water on the sink counter, says Rossi. Keeping it clean makes the cramped, unpleasant loo a little better for everyone forced to use it.
Close the lid once you’re ready to exit. It’s an extra measure of etiquette and just looks nicer for the next person.
Make sure you didn’t use the last toilet paper roll. If you did, tell a flight attendant, or at least warn the next person about to go.
RELATED: Massaging This Body Part Is Guaranteed To Help You Poop
At a Date’s Place
Run the cold faucet. “The sound of running water is loud enough to block any sounds your guy might hear,” says Rossi. Plus, the gentle swoosh will relax you so you don’t get poop stage fright. Running cold water is better than hot because heat produces steam, and that can trap odors.
Open a window or turn on the overhead fan. You’ll diffuse a stinky poop faster, and it’s safer than lighting a match, which can set off a smoke alarm.
Do a courtesy flush...or three. Whatever it takes to clear the evidence and take the stank out of things.
Sprtiz air freshener. If his bathroom doesn’t have any, look around for anything in an aerosol can—even deodorant—and give the bathroom a few spritzes.
Make light of the situation. As anyone who has ever shared a bathroom with a dude knows, guys don’t have the anxiety about going number two that so many women experience. So if you have to ‘fess up that you’ve fouled his toilet, do it with subtle humor. “Say something like, ‘I’d wait an hour before going in there if I were you,’ smile, and make it seem like it’s no big deal,” suggests Rossi. “Chances are, it won’t be.”
yellowtapesport
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^^^^^WTF
Shit made me think of a time my homie told me when we was like 12:
'Nigga I'll shit anywhere long as I can lace the seat.'
LMAO
Shit made me think of a time my homie told me when we was like 12:
'Nigga I'll shit anywhere long as I can lace the seat.'
LMAO
OmegaConflict
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Avenue Crazy ;8602930 said:
So what's this about?
KingFreeman
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Rip just killed the club!!!
Lucky there was some frebreeze on deck. Killt it
Stomach was hot b.
Lucky there was some frebreeze on deck. Killt it
Stomach was hot b.
CeLLaR-DooR
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charles2;8600525 said:Luckily I work for a large company so there's plenty of stalls, but these mufuckas don't give a fuck up in here. Post up in the stall right next to you with no fucks given. I try to go to a section of the building with mainly women though cause I know the men's room is rarely used. We have automatic lights so when I walk in and it's dark
Cac named Greg talks to niggas from the stalls fam smh you kno' when people are so comfy with shittin' it's almost like they're happy about it
CeLLaR-DooR
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AP21;8604066 said:
You a ref? School sports don't get taken seriously over here so for the away game one of our teachers refs and the other school for home games. Home games lol these niggas got abused from the second they showed up
Nah taking a dump at work happens. Human nature. Long as you don't leave nothing behind, wash your hands, and spray air freshner you should be ok.
What's sucks is when you take a dump and the cleaning services were about to do their jobs. Like sorry Consuela you gonna need the scrubber and mask for this one.
What's sucks is when you take a dump and the cleaning services were about to do their jobs. Like sorry Consuela you gonna need the scrubber and mask for this one.
Rubato Garcia
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UnknownUser;8604048 said:
Is is really that serious bruh? Y'all got a phobia or something?
