DESTROYING THE WORK BATHROOM

[Trillfate]

I dont shit outside of home..

 

[yellowtapesport]

Just punished the faculty bathroom on some after a big lunch type shit and seen a sexy coworker I had thoughts of fucking standing at the door. Bitch walked in behind me. I laughed as the door closed...

Guess I can cross that bitch off my list of possible work fucks.

 

[ChillaDaGawd]

Did the 2 people who viewed your thread already answer? I don't want to be rude

 

[S2J]

Man we grown as hell

When you first start workin at a office:

I dont shit outside of home..

A lil later you'll sit in there til everybody gone, like a ninja. A shitting stankin ass ninja

Now? Pft walkin out like that episode of Martin, 'comin out feelin bout 10 pouuunds lighter'. NFG

 

[yellowtapesport]

Did the 2 people who viewed your thread already answer? I don't want to be rude

Yes your mom and sister just left. They should be home shortly.

 

[Busta Carmichael]

Real niggas don't ever let their cheeks touch the seats

you gotta learn the triple bye bye birdie

str8 levitate shittin out hea

 

[kingofkingz]

I ain't holding in nothin. If i gotta go then I'm putting the toilet seat paper down & doing what i got to do

I hate when ya doo doo leave skidmarks in the toilet bowl

 

[JonnyRoccIT]

Fuck that...i ain't finna Shit on myself. !

...I'm a Grown ass Man brah.

I'll let the nigga know though...

 

[LUClEN]

They get a warning, that's it

 

[HafBayked]

no lie i be trying to pick low traffic times cuz we got lil ass bathrooms

but I have no shame once the deed is done.....and I aint saying shit

 

[SolemnSauce]

I dont like using public restrooms. But when i do i blow that bitch up. Step out the stall wash my hands. Make eye contact wit the first nigga i see in there. And say "top that"

 

[Recaptimus_Prime360]

Damn near thought this was a Dro thread. Lol.

 

[Mr_Vicodin81G]

We actually got two men's restrooms. One of them is down this long hallway in tha cut. I just go 2 that one cuz nobody hardly ever go there

 

[VIBE]

I'll blow up any bathroom, no fucks given. I'm a human, we take shits. It's normal. Don't like it, fuck you, you damn pussy.

 

[dalyricalbandit]

aint nothing like your home bathroom so i try to avoid using the bathroom at work cause it'll never compare but if it gets to a point that i cant hold on much longer and have to go i walk up outta there like

 

[KingFreeman]

I personally buy and replace a can of air freshener and a can of Lysol disinfectant. Cause if I don't have enough time to drop a load at home Imma drop it as soon as I get to work. Let me walk in there and smell ass and or shit. Im calling niggas out. "There's two cans of spray I bought for all of you wtf" is how it usually go. I don't play about that.

 

[blatalian]

I purposely shit at work on tha weekends because I like tha feeling of getting paid overtime to shit...I get paid $25 for a 30 min shit on a Sunday...and if I do a full blown "fuck it, I'm about to chill and surf tha Web for an hour while I shit on tha clock" that's $50...

 

[Recaptimus_Prime360]

*workin a shift where whole building is empty so he has work bathroom practically to himself post*

 

[SolemnSauce]

I purposely shit at work on tha weekends because I like tha feeling of getting paid overtime to shit...I get paid $25 for a 30 min shit on a Sunday...and if I do a full blown "fuck it, I'm about to chill and surf tha Web for an hour while I shit on tha clock" that's $50...

Thats Captain Morgan Shit Right There....#Bars

 

[manofmorehouse]

It's rare that I take shits at work. Nothing like the comfort of home