Darxwell Translates the Bible 4 Modern Times

[Lambent]

I saw Dark post in another thread soo...

Numbers 13:32-33

32And they brought up an evil report of the land which they had searched unto the children of Israel, saying, The land, through which we have gone to search it, is a land that eateth up the inhabitants thereof; and all the people that we saw in it are men of a great stature

33And there we saw the giants, the sons of Anak, which come of the giants: and we were in our own sight as grasshoppers, and so we were in their sight.

 

[Ajackson17]

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[DarcSkies]

I saw Dark post in another thread soo...

Numbers 13:32-33

32And they brought up an evil report of the land which they had searched unto the children of Israel, saying, The land, through which we have gone to search it, is a land that eateth up the inhabitants thereof; and all the people that we saw in it are men of a great stature

NIggas went to go find the island from LOST in the Bermuda Triangle, when suddenly they were surrounded by cannibals...big wisdom tooth built ass niggas too.

33And there we saw the giants, the sons of Anak, which come of the giants: and we were in our own sight as grasshoppers, and so we were in their sight.

They came upon a whole village full of Shaqs...them niggas got spotted and shit got real