Craziest Hyperbole You've Heard in a Rap Song

[KNiGHTS]

*Watches thread flop because 9 out of 10 Reason posters this reboot cycle don't know what the word means*

Bar for bar, though, any Gangsta Nip song ever made has to be running this thread.

 

[Dr.Chemix]

 

[cobbland]

"Let me explain how I maintain thresholds to pain/

And walk across the sun barefoot looking for shade."

(The GOAT Canibus-Desperados)

 

[maafa]

"Shrimp so big they look like dolphins" - Pimp C

"

 

[maafa]

"I got enough cheese to bring wall street to its knees" - Ice Cube

 

[bankrupt baller]

best rapper alive - jay-z and lil wayne

 

[In Your Moms Room]

''I bag dimes the size of an egg. It'll make a crack head rise from the dead''

 

[In Your Moms Room]

''Now she fuck with them rappers. Cause ya'll money took a muscle relaxer''

 

[SOWETO]

"my team good, we ont really need a mascot."

they're all mascots.

 

[HafBayked]

lol....ay that pimp c shit was dope fuck ya'll lmao

"u say u got a lot of cars, but i got a LOT" -wale

ay ya'll forgetting the kings of that shit tho down in houston: chamillionaire and paul wall

"i got mo green than a seattle supersonic sweater letter"

"i got mo carats than vegetable soup"

"so sick wit money that every time i cough i ball"

"call me cedric, cause when i pop trunk im the entertainer"

 

[The Lonious Monk]

"Shrimp so big they look like dolphins" - Pimp C

"

Yeah that one is overboard, but it is funny.

I forgot about Canibus. He loves shit like this.

"I been rockin longer than niggas twice my age

back in the days before Bob Marley was rockin a fade

before Honest Abe signed the paper that freed slaves

before Neanderthals was drawing on walls in caves

I existed, in the garden of Eden gettin lifted

stickin dick to Eve before she was Adams mistress

Before Christ created Christmas"

 

[usmarin3]

"I got seven Mac-11's, about eight, .38's

Nine 9's, ten Mac-10's, the shits never end" - Biggie

 

[SOWETO]

"i heard she can boof a whole ki, a mini glock 9, and a quarter p of sour d"

-dame grease

 

[In Your Moms Room]

''I shoot bullets the size of pepsi cans''

 

[freethewave]

got guns the size of 50 cent-papoose if memory serves

 

[SlickestR]

got guns the size of 50 cent-papoose if memory serves

i got guns the size of lil bow wow. - 50 Cent.

 

[just.might.b.ok]

I unload with sick spit the quick wick could split a split-second

Royce

 

[stealthbomber]

im so high i could fuck around and grow wings - asap rocky

 

[stealthbomber]

this whole song lol

 

[freethewave]

freethewave wrote: »

got guns the size of 50 cent-papoose if memory serves

i got guns the size of lil bow wow. - 50 Cent.

Yeah but when papoose flipped it it made the line dumber lol