Craziest Hyperbole You've Heard in a Rap Song

[the_focused_one]

"I know Pablo, Noriega/

The REAL Noriega- He owe me A HUNDID Favors..."

He's dead homie... You never knew him and he never owed you shit... LoL...

Rick Ross- Everyday I'm Hustlin'

 

[HafBayked]

"....clip long as a pringles can/ 45 desert eagle homie you'd think im a eagles fan"

"im frank sinatra at the opera"

"went from a personal pan, to a meat lovers/ certified street hustle, i like a lot of toppings"

"jumping off a mountain, into a sea of codiene"

"we pop em back to back from the summa to the winter/ used to be a ninja turtle now i turned to masta splinter"

 

[HafBayked]

this whole song lol

this shit did go hard tho and i dont even be on wayne like that

im a vegetarian man i only eat beats/ wear a lotta carats and i smoke the best greens

no beef in my grocery bag/ just some swishas and whole buncha cans of whoop ass