coworkers and classmates that act like they your spouse

[S2J]

i work with a gang of women so im everybody's go to...

they all tell me all their business and talk about each other,

they all hit me up if they need something moved, fixed, etc...

if any of them gets extra food or just has leftovers they dont want, its coming to me

i wouldnt say any of them are possessive or anything

one of em asked me if i wanted to be her daughters baby daddy tho lmfao

Hilarious. you just described the 50 yr old ngga at my job lol Ngga swear he can smash these 20, 30 yrd old chicks too

Im the polar opposite i see chicks comin a mile away w/ that shyt , that aint me. I aint ya handy man hoe. Cant win wit em.

 

[HafBayked]

i work with a gang of women so im everybody's go to...

they all tell me all their business and talk about each other,

they all hit me up if they need something moved, fixed, etc...

if any of them gets extra food or just has leftovers they dont want, its coming to me

i wouldnt say any of them are possessive or anything

one of em asked me if i wanted to be her daughters baby daddy tho lmfao

Hilarious. you just described the 50 yr old ngga at my job lol Ngga swear he can smash these 20, 30 yrd old chicks too

Im the polar opposite i see chicks comin a mile away w/ that shyt , that aint me. I aint ya handy man hoe. Cant win wit em.

yeah im cool with a few of em so i dont mind but the rest just tried to jump in mix...

hit em with that "yeah, ima get back to you when i get a chance"

 

[S2J]

i work with a gang of women so im everybody's go to...

they all tell me all their business and talk about each other,

they all hit me up if they need something moved, fixed, etc...

if any of them gets extra food or just has leftovers they dont want, its coming to me

i wouldnt say any of them are possessive or anything



one of em asked me if i wanted to be her daughters baby daddy tho lmfao

Man if you work with any older women who have a daughter even close to your age and they think you're a stand up guy they will find some way to try and "introduce" you to their daughter lol.

Yea but then you in a position you gotta do right by em. Depending on how you move....lets just say me personally, it would behoove me not to fuk with a coworkers daughter

 

[gns]

work wives are awesome. I've sexually assaulted a good amount of women in the workplace. It works cause they get to feel wanted and womanly at work and I got to feel em up. When the work days done though, they gotta go back to they niggaz and leave that shit at the office.

Thats the key to a good relationship, let em hoes know where the buck stop

If they see u in public with your broad they better keep their fucking faces straight...or else

 

[So ILL]

I don't have the official title of "work husband", but I might as well. Bitches be telling about everything that's going on with them, talking to me about each other and shit.

As soon as one sees me talking to another one for too long, she tries to get my attention with some random shit.

An old one, that looks like John Amos, hates when I talk to white bitches and flirt with them. Now she wants to tell me about some shit that I don't care about so that the white bitch can leave.

They all walking around touching on my arm and back and shit for no reason.

But I get them to do my work for me sometimes, so fuck it.

 

[nex gin]

i work with a gang of women so im everybody's go to...

they all tell me all their business and talk about each other,

they all hit me up if they need something moved, fixed, etc...

if any of them gets extra food or just has leftovers they dont want, its coming to me

i wouldnt say any of them are possessive or anything



one of em asked me if i wanted to be her daughters baby daddy tho lmfao

Man if you work with any older women who have a daughter even close to your age and they think you're a stand up guy they will find some way to try and "introduce" you to their daughter lol.

Damn you just reminded me of one of the weirdest/suspect things I ever saw on the job. I have this white co-worker whose daughter drops her off at work every day. The daughter looks like she's in her mid 20's. She's not really attractive, but I always got that freak vibe from her....................perhaps it's the tats, piercings & blue hair..but I digress. Well my co-worker asked me if I could take a look at her personal computer because she had a virus on it. I said sure bring it to me and I'll clean it up for $20. She asked me to backup her pictures & music to insure she wouldn't lose them. So I'm copying the pics to a backup drive and I catch a glimpse of one of the thumbnails out of the corner of my eye. How come this broad had all kinds of naked pictures of her daughter on the computer. I'm talking titties, ass, wet pussy, lingerie, dildos and all. Of course now my curiosity is peeked, so I scroll down further. I wasn't prepared for what I saw next. There were also naked pictures of the mother/co-worker in various poses similar to the daughter's. These nasty muffuggahs were actually taking naked pictures of each other. Straight mother/daughter freak combo. Shit was disturbing af. Needless to say, I pretended like I didn't see shit. To this day I wonder if they ever realized that I might have saw those pics?

 

[S2J]

I sit over by where all the supplies are i swear these hoes be comin over in search of a new work hubby bc im new. Word of mouth. Bytch i know you dont need another mouse pad. Thirsty much hoe!? Damn ma, chill!

 

[blakfyahking]

I sit over by where all the supplies are i swear these hoes be comin over in search of a new work hubby bc im new. Word of mouth. Bytch i know you dont need another mouse pad. Thirsty much hoe!? Damn ma, chill!

haha this nigga issuing office supplies and talking like he a boss

"this hoe need to show some more respect if she want to get this stapler" LOL

 

[Cinco]

Don't like when they come in my office to ask me something then I see they all up in my computer screen. Bitch mind your biz

 

[CeLLaR-DooR]

My girl Frannie is kinda like a spouse at work, but in a good way. She always signs me in, emails me to remind me of deadlines, gives me some of her coffee coz the machine is crap, rolls cigarettes for me before the smoke break. All sorts.

I handle all of her work grievances. Like when our team leader tries it or when the boss says something sexist or when that fuckin' cunt John is takin' his time with his deadlines

 

[S2J]

I sit over by where all the supplies are i swear these hoes be comin over in search of a new work hubby bc im new. Word of mouth. Bytch i know you dont need another mouse pad. Thirsty much hoe!? Damn ma, chill!

haha this nigga issuing office supplies and talking like he a boss

"this hoe need to show some more respect if she want to get this stapler" LOL

Lmao U gotdamn right, dont nothin move round these parts. Shoe program, Pelican bay...

 

[s_a_m_r_i_o]

Mostly if you fucking somebody at the job on some friends with benefits type shit that when they see that person talking to somebody else, they get mad or jealous. That's why you don't fish on the company's pier.

 

[gns]

My girl Frannie is kinda like a spouse at work, but in a good way. She always signs me in, emails me to remind me of deadlines, gives me some of her coffee coz the machine is crap, rolls cigarettes for me before the smoke break. All sorts.

I handle all of her work grievances. Like when our team leader tries it or when the boss says something sexist or when that fuckin' cunt John is takin' his time with his deadlines

bruh, no.