Confess your evil thoughts/ideas/wishes you b*stards

[Dirty Sanchez]

sometimes when i see a woman with her baby, i get the urge to pick the baby up and to throw him as far as possible.. no idea why

 

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[Dupac]

i always wanted to walk into an aquarium with a fishing rod

 

[Dirty Sanchez]

now that you mention it.. i have that shit too smh

voices tell me to do fucked up things for no reason, if i see an old ass lady walking the street my mind goes like.. what if u hit that old lady with a right hook to the jaw, see what happens

i blame the hash

 

[Dupac]

i like kicking stray cats

 

[nex gin]

I saw in that salary thread that some of yall work in law enforcement, I'ma sit this one out

Wait......what? ay....I gotta run some errands. I'll catch y'all later.

 

[BiblicalAtheist]

I wish we would stop devising ways to keep the stupid people alive. Gotta wear helmets, can't use your ipod crossing major intersections cuz you're too fuckin stupid to look before crossing, gun safety locks, parachutes....

 

[Ol Jay's]

i hear voices

big fucking deal...

i talk back to them.

just yesterday i yelled shut up at the dinner table, AND NO ONE WAS EVEN TALKING....

"ya smoke crack dont cha boy?"

 

[BiblicalAtheist]

At 13 my friend and I were jumping off a shed onto a matress that headed for the dump. She was to scared to jump so I listened to my voices and pushed her off. She did a flip in the air flipping out the whole way down, she was mad as fuck, but not hurt so why she was mad idk.

 

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[Dupac]

i always wanted to see a midget fight a 10 year old

 

[Ajackson17]

I wish nothing evil, even though you wish evil upon me. If this was evil, it would put your religions down and progress humanity and learn to love one another and be at peace with one another. That is my ultimate desire.

 

[Dupac]

i always wanted to shit in an elevator.....

 

[VIBE]

I'd fuck a dolphin.

LOL you still thinking about that thread?

every time I see a dolphin

 

[VIBE]

My voices tell me to scream out at random times to watch the kid jump out their skin.

mines always have violence attached to them, rarely do they tell me to do somethng.... positive.. like "hey jamel, yu know what would be real nice?"

no left hemisphere what?

"buying your wife some flowers!"

damn, even your "nice" side is helping your bad side, already got those flowers ready for her grave...

 

[Dupac]

if i saw two old people fighting.....i'd be pissed if someone broke it up

 

[2Gee4FourRoomz]

I just listened to that Nick Cannon song Gigolo and I liked it. Where do I go from here?

 

[Ajackson17]

@theodis what's the beef this time?

 

[Idiopathic Joker]

@theodis what's the beef this time?

You white devil

 

[Dupac]

i like fucking with babies that are too young to talk.....like give them the middle finger and say shit like "i'll fucking kill you!" while their parents aren't around