Bremelo-status chick lists her ideal man on Twitter, hilarity ensues

[AP21]

awww man...ya'll cats went in

 

[Mister B.]

I haven't read all of this gibberish, but I'm just going to say to you and your seven cats, good luck. I hope you do find that 6'2" dude who's willing to eat ass like a buffet.

I'm sure one of these disgusting IC simps would volunteer. These new niggs over here got radar for sucker shit.

(Seriously, fellas. Calm the fuck down. The simp level in this thread rolled past 9000 15 pages ago. Have some shred of dignity.)

So choosing not to be outright disrespectful is simping?

I don't say anything on here that I would say directly to the face of whoever I'm talking to

Can you say the same??

There's a difference between holding a simple convo with a female that intros herself on here, and damn near throwing yourself at her feet, IC roses in tow. Some of y'all on here had that cape pressed, cleaned, and ready to go the minute you saw that screen name was female.

By the way, I've offered many of person to get at me in person if they've taken issue with what I've said. It ain't hard to find me.

 

[D. Morgan]

Stop acting like Ms Roastbeef LaQueef is your best chance at pussy @"NeighborhoodNomad. "

 

[Ghost313]

In retrospect, shorty was cool albeit I find some of her views dense. She held her own when the IC was throwing Haymaker after Haymaker. That's something that some of our own can't do in exposures. She want what she want, and hope she finds what makes her happy.

As someone said, niggas on here flexing, knowing that they would wife her offscreen."Baby them was jokes, now toot that ass up so I can Dine out."

 

[xxCivicxx]

I haven't read all of this gibberish, but I'm just going to say to you and your seven cats, good luck. I hope you do find that 6'2" dude who's willing to eat ass like a buffet.

I'm sure one of these disgusting IC simps would volunteer. These new niggs over here got radar for sucker shit.

(Seriously, fellas. Calm the fuck down. The simp level in this thread rolled past 9000 15 pages ago. Have some shred of dignity.)

So choosing not to be outright disrespectful is simping?

I don't say anything on here that I would say directly to the face of whoever I'm talking to

Can you say the same??

There's a difference between holding a simple convo with a female that intros herself on here, and damn near throwing yourself at her feet, IC roses in tow. Some of y'all on here had that cape pressed, cleaned, and ready to go the minute you saw that screen name was female.

By the way, I've offered many of person to get at me in person if they've taken issue with what I've said. It ain't hard to find me.

Name names and quote quotes

Because imo some of you niggas self-esteem is so low that you have to internet bully a FEMALE to make yourselves feel better

 

[IceManKam]

Uh oh

 

[Shizlansky]

Poster of the year type shit is being dropped in here by @cooper.

 

[TheNuttinProffessor]

Thread turned into the Jenny jones show

 

[VIBE]

Thread turned into the Jenny jones show

Lou is Rude Jude

 

[blackrain]

Ayeeee

I remember a woman on here made this point before and niggas cosigned it like crazy lol

 

[TheNuttinProffessor]

I stopped reading this thread, but it appears this ugly bitch got the best of the IC, SMH.

No one mentioned her crepey, discolored skin equipped with vertical lines for facial runoff?

No one mentioned that she wears a shit load of weave in most of her pictures and false advertising in her Twitter avatar?

No one mentioned that she has trashy, typical hoodrat tattoos?

And this bitch up here making physical requirements for a mate?

Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiet!

Booooooy y'all niggas be looking at pictures like art pieces.

Vertical lines for facial run off?

Just say she popped and keep it pushing my guy

 

[Dupac]

what the fuck?

 

[Busta Carmichael]

I stopped reading this thread, but it appears this ugly bitch got the best of the IC, SMH.

No one mentioned her crepey, discolored skin equipped with vertical lines for facial runoff?

No one mentioned that she wears a shit load of weave in most of her pictures and false advertising in her Twitter avatar?

No one mentioned that she has trashy, typical hoodrat tattoos?

And this bitch up here making physical requirements for a mate?

Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiet!

Booooooy y'all niggas be looking at pictures like art pieces.

Vertical lines for facial run off?

Just say she popped and keep it pushing my guy

Lmao what kinda name u got b?

@Smack

 

[SolemnSauce]

y'all still talking bout this?

 

[NeighborhoodNomad.]

I really don't understand this type of shit right here.

As soon as a woman joins the site, instead of saying hello and maybe sparking some grown conversation, the first thing people like @SolemnSauce and @"Arya Tsaddiq" do is tell her to log off and leave. Then Arya takes it to a whole nother level and says this site is full of homos, trannies, and aliases, but the nigga logs in every single day.

Arya, why go out of your way to kick it around homos, trannies, and aliases on a daily basis. Or were you just looking out for her?

If you consider yourself a Man, and you are uncomfortable around or even talking to Women, just say so. If you don't like Women just say so.

 

[ghostdog56]

What does she have her degrees in?

Fatty food consumption 101

Geometrics of little Debbie snacks

Ice-cream sundae construction and

The physics of pigs feet

 

[Arya Tsaddiq]

I really don't understand this type of shit right here.

As soon as a woman joins the site, instead of saying hello and maybe sparking some grown conversation, the first thing people like @SolemnSauce and @"Arya Tsaddiq" do is tell her to log off and leave. Then Arya takes it to a whole nother level and says this site is full of homos, trannies, and aliases, but the nigga logs in every single day.

Arya, why go out of your way to kick it around homos, trannies, and aliases on a daily basis. Or were you just looking out for her?

If you consider yourself a Man, and you are uncomfortable around or even talking to Women, just say so. If you don't like Women just say so.

I dont think you read my full post.

It was to get her to post a proof pic bro.

You taking this way too serious bro.

 

[SolemnSauce]

I really don't understand this type of shit right here.

As soon as a woman joins the site, instead of saying hello and maybe sparking some grown conversation, the first thing people like @SolemnSauce and @"Arya Tsaddiq" do is tell her to log off and leave. Then Arya takes it to a whole nother level and says this site is full of homos, trannies, and aliases, but the nigga logs in every single day.

Arya, why go out of your way to kick it around homos, trannies, and aliases on a daily basis. Or were you just looking out for her?

If you consider yourself a Man, and you are uncomfortable around or even talking to Women, just say so. If you don't like Women just say so.

don't @ me nigga, shorty bounced and came back for "me" l, then bounced again when a nigga wasn't round. fuck was you at?

 

[Mister B.]

Name names and quote quotes

Because imo some of you niggas self-esteem is so low that you have to internet bully a FEMALE to make yourselves feel better

Fair enough....

There's a difference between holding a simple convo with a female that intros herself on here, and damn near throwing yourself at her feet, IC roses in tow. Some of y'all on here had that cape pressed, cleaned, and ready to go the minute you saw that screen name was female.

Cape #1...

Let's see. Her own car, crib, and job..... check, check, and check... she has a degree, check.

She wants a big dick.... what disqualifies her from that?

She wants a tall nigga, what disqualifies her from that?

Y'all act as if she ask for a Modelesque brain surgeon , who drive Maybachs, and live in a mansion.

Ya cry that blk women need standards , yet cry when they apply the most basic of standards .

Cape #2...

made a thread about partner expectations in the donkey, Pico is the first female to respond that I was on some B.S, unsurprisingly niggaz caped for women. A woman speaks on it that niggaz deem unattractive, and niggaz go in.

Y'all full of shit

Cape #3...

Great job @Joker_De_La_Muerta

A mod ruined this thread

The fuck did I do, Dazzler?

You a real bitch ass nigga. You fucking faggot.

Gone hack shorty account cause she was sonning your non descript ass.

Like @D0wn said realistically shorty wasn't asking for much in a man that y'all niggas ask for in a woman.

Y'all niggas talk about y'all respect black woman. Foh

Bunch of he man woman haters on this site.

You niggas couldn't say nothing.

This how I know you bird ass niggas don't get no quality bitches.

Socially awkward, bird ass niggas.

Y'all niggas fuck with bitches that smoke menthol gpc cigarettes and drink six packs of natural ice.

Fucking weirdos. Lol

On the flip side of your quote:

By the way, I've offered many of person to get at me in person if they've taken issue with what I've said. It ain't hard to find me.

Contestant #1....

You see, the solution to this is REAL simple, my picture is right there for the whole damn world to see

Yet all you white trash are hiding your faces behind those lame ass avis you got, I guarantee aint but maybe 10% of you so called outraged kneegrows actually black

Prove me wrong and post your picture or shut the fuck up and that goes to each and every one of you bitches

But, I got another pic for you...

You're always welcome to come to Crown Heights and put a pair on if you want to find who's the bitch...

Contestant #2...

yeah i don't cosign this

You wouldn't.

talking shit like that to black cops who aren't doing anything wrong isn't what we need.... I'm in NY you're in NY so don't talk no bullshit because you can see me

Word?

Come to Brooklyn then, tough guy. I'm in Crown Heights. I'll meet at Brower Park or alongside Eastern Parkway. I'll also bring two pairs of boxing gloves if you feel THAT fuckin froggy.

Don't test me, dude.

I don't have to run from NO ONE.

For the record: no one bullied her. I'm just saying with those types of nitpickin standards (height, sexual shit), the only dudes that going to stick around are simps and housecats. Calm it down.

 

[SolemnSauce]

I wrote that shit b4 she even signed up and that was more of a fuck u to u niggaz down for u niggaz picking and choosing ya battles