Black Woman Marries HERSELF Cause She Couldn’t Find A Husband By The Time She Turned 40

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Maybe if she would have laid off the cake earlier in life she would be married. That bitch is shaped like a 4 pounds of molding clay fresh out the package
 
I give it two years before she gets tired of herself and kicks that bitch to the curb. But you can bet she'll try to take half of everything she owns. Believe that.
 
So she'd rather have some strange ritual of a self-marriage ceremony and die alone than go on a diet and get a man. She coulda spent the money she wasted on her "wedding" on some Weight Watchers. Did people bring gifts? What kinda shit is this
 
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So she'd rather have some strange ritual of a self-marriage ceremony and die alone than go on a diet and get a man. She coulda spent the money she wasted on her "wedding" on some Weight Watchers. Did people bring gifts? What kinda shit is this

it's not that shes overweight that bothers me but to marry yourself because you couldnt find a guy to marry you before you turn 40 is quite crazy within itself.
 
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Stiff;7736642 said:
So she'd rather have some strange ritual of a self-marriage ceremony and die alone than go on a diet and get a man. She coulda spent the money she wasted on her "wedding" on some Weight Watchers. Did people bring gifts? What kinda shit is this

it's not that shes overweight that bothers me but to marry yourself because you couldnt find a guy to marry you before you turn 40 is quite crazy within itself.

lol right. maybe she couldn't get a man because she the type to go out and marry herself.
 
i really wanna say something deep about this. i want to talk about how beautiful and important it is to love yourself but i cant stop laughing and saying yo this bitch crazy and thats why she doesnt have a husband
 
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