'Beauty And The Beast' (2017) Emma Watson and Dan Stevens

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Yall muhfuckas really put yall money towards this this perversion

This cacophony of agendas...how many of u assholes watched birth of a nation

*Dick Gregory voice* HUH
 
soul rattler;c-9694802 said:
I don't give a damn about a gay agenda.

What stood out to me were the multiple black women in the arms of white men. And the one black guy looking scared as fuck in a mob full of white people with torches.

that right there is proof that Disney is an evil corporation.
 
gns;c-9702204 said:
Yall muhfuckas really put yall money towards this this perversion

This cacophony of agendas...how many of u assholes watched birth of a nation

*Dick Gregory voice* HUH

What agendas? You only care about 1 tho.
 
Saw it yesterday. Shit was weak. The smallest thing that annoyed me was how everybody was a rude ass houseguest. Folks walking all through beast house uninvited (including that damn witch) having the nerve to make demands of him. At least in the cartoon, Maurice introduced himself and it was the furniture that made him stay. Rude ass nigga here just walking all through the house talking bout ima warm myself by the fire. And then dumbass Belle was like "are you so cold hearted you won't let me say bye to my dad?" Bitch you just broke in his house why tf he gotta be nice to you?!?! I was irritated from that point on. Like I literally turned to my friend and was like "does nobody knock in this mufucka?!?!"

The extra songs were wack and belle and beast backstories were unnecessary. It was funny that they showed Belle actually had a mom in the portrait cuz most Disney princesses just have dads and it's never explained what happened to the moms. But all I needed was a quick sentence that she died of the bubons...that whole scene of her going back to her old room was dumb. Beast backstory was handled better but I still didn't think it was necessary.

And lefou was gay as hell from jump lol. I didn't expect him to be that gay smh.

Anyway I give it a 5/10. Maybe a 6 on a good day.

 
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Damn so my boy Dan Stevens got himself a real dud quality wise with this one? I say this cause gabi is one of the most forgiving moviegoers I've ever seen on the IC and I been posting in this community since like '02 lol. She looks for the good in everything.
 
Broddie;c-9720396 said:
Damn so my boy Dan Stevens got himself a real dud quality wise with this one? I say this cause gabi is one of the most forgiving moviegoers I've ever seen on the IC and I been posting in this community since like '02 lol. She looks for the good in everything.

I mean it was mainly nostalgia why i ultimately didn't care for it...I wanted to like it tho I really did.

there were elements in the cartoon that weren't present in this one and it didn't make the movie better. Like reasons why characters did certain things were completely changed or nonexistent for no reason. They woulda been better off doing a scene by scene recreation than all the extra unnecessary shit they did.

I will say that the be our guest part was fly. No other stand put parts other than that tho.

Also...this is a kids' movie. The fact that it was almost 2.5 hrs made the changes even more unnecessary.
 
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atribecalledgabi;c-9720436 said:
Broddie;c-9720396 said:
Damn so my boy Dan Stevens got himself a real dud quality wise with this one? I say this cause gabi is one of the most forgiving moviegoers I've ever seen on the IC and I been posting in this community since like '02 lol. She looks for the good in everything.

I mean it was mainly nostalgia why i ultimately didn't care for it...I wanted to like it tho I really did.

there were elements in the cartoon that weren't present in this one and it didn't make the movie better. Like reasons why characters did certain things were completely changed or nonexistent for no reason. They woulda been better off doing a scene by scene recreation than all the extra unnecessary shit they did.

I will say that the be our guest part was fly. No other stand put parts other than that tho.

Also...this is a kids' movie. The fact that it was almost 2.5 hrs made the changes even more unnecessary.

I felt the same way about The Jungle Book and Cinderella.

These animated classics to live action trend Disney is riding is just another pointless cashgrab. What is sadder is for everyone of these uneccessary remakes of perfectly fine movies we're getting we could've gotten 3 other original movies instead.

It would be one thing if they all followed Burton's Alice in Wonderland concept. Like that movie sucked but I gave it credit cause at least it was something new. A sequel to the animated classic instead of a remake. Or Malificient which gave a different POV of the Sleeping Beauty story.

I initially thought all these joints would be like that. Movies that would work as sequels or sidestories to the classic Disney joints. That would've been a good way to make up for all those shitty DTV sequels to those flicks disney startes making in the 90s but Disney got shook and just played it safe in making them straight up remakes.

TBH the way they're shitting on their classic vault from a quality standpoint I'd much rather they just keep turning their theme park attractions into movies instead.
 
Nah I fucked with the jungle book lol. It was closer to the book than the movie. I think that's why it was good compared to other live action remakes cuz it stayed truer to the source material and made minor changes. Beauty and the beast (and other live actions) tried too hard to be modern and they lost a lot of what made the animated originals special.

I haven't watched all the shows but I will say the lion guard is kinda lit lol
 
atribecalledgabi;c-9702288 said:
gns;c-9702204 said:
Yall muhfuckas really put yall money towards this this perversion

This cacophony of agendas...how many of u assholes watched birth of a nation

*Dick Gregory voice* HUH

What agendas? You only care about 1 tho.

I care about you gabs
 
I really enjoyed the adaptation, the music , the colors and CGI were really cool.

Lumiere was that nigga.

7.5/10.
 
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