My girl's a crazy bitch hey, yo, I ain't messin'
I went down on her, did a bit of delicate-essen,
You may not think this is my actual,
Life but this is factual,
Maybe I'll write in a book, it be autographical,
I'm dyslexic so the text lacks capitals,
Crack the sternum and scapula by breaking the clavicle,
Your heart's palpable, I'll use a hand shovel and scalpel,
Grab it, and stab it, your death will be tranquil,
You'll be pretty fucking thankful that I didn't strangle you,
And smash your fucking fragile mandible,
That means a glass jaw, you'll look permanently in awe,
Your chin gave less resistance than Ohm's Law,
Speaking of jaws, how's Liz, is she on his,
Little wiz, bit it and turn him to a Ms.,
The dude used to have more hair than Castro,
He couldn't whip his hair back and forth because it was afro,
Now when he sings his voice is an alto,
Basically she just fucking mangled it, twisted and tangled it,
Now he'll need a plastic surgeon and a fucking ambulance,
Put together to mend it and make it better,
Cos his dick was grated like cheddar
His name is Lenny, and he is known as reviled,
The cops compiled, and filed his mild assault on a child,
His alias is Pete. O. File, from the Emerald Isle,
The style of someone on Jeremy Kyle,
His other is Moe Lester, the kids he loves to pester,
He hides a little wester than Leicester during the semester