Battle Raps

[deaththreats]

No Scrooge Mcduck no huey no dewey no ducktales

I spit Launchpad Mcquack crack that leave rappers impaled

im not creating a beef or trying to blind side you

but throwing some bars your way before the tourney just to remind you

to avoid me and battle somebody else

my words get felt, text makes eyes melt, yours not felt, get ate like a patty melt

 

[maxseveneight]

redman says id b dat brotha

erase a sucka

like i made mistakes

i demonstrate

how dominate

making your whole swag degenerate

then i light the kush

all thats left is a pile of mush

feel the rush

wack rappers ride the short bus

your skills collecting dust

degrade your whole style like rust

you wanna beat my skill i say no

stay chillin 10 below

my dogs super like krypto

sick like swallowing chewing tobacco

you must be wacko

 

[love yal]

yo chump, you got no skills, you'll get killed
Put yo body in box burn it call it gangster, feel the thrilled
After the fire is gone, killed, open the box, killed and pull out yo skeleton,
Call yo rap game twisted, like Alfred Hitchcock movie, I killed you wicked.

 

[love yal]

Yo, you stupid, you no good, you nobody
My battle rap will let you know, no one wants you
Yo fake prick, you will neva get fans, you gone like dead body
I'll murk all yo raps, throw yo body in a ocean of sharks, call you nobody
Go to war with yo crew, throw each one in a blender, call it barcardi, what a party!

 

[love yal]

Knockout out this chump, call him practice bag
My bars will rape you worser then dirty chicks raping practice fags
The verse is like pelvic area have you blind, you'll think its too uncercumsized
Plus get these fag verses off my style, you being grohss or keun is unauthorized
So quit rapping, you was hot on the charts, now you dropped, yo career unfinalized.

 

[sniperk]

Love yal's got some diarrhea rhymes...none of them solid

Drops a lot of shit but all of it straight toilet

You need babelfish to unravel that isht

Rhymes don't even make sense in Spanish bitch

Your first fucking language must surely be 'WACKNESS'

Even Allen Iverson thinks your wack ass needs practice

You fucking TURKEY! Gobble gobble these nuts

Never post again and shut the fuck up

 

[love yal]

Sniperk this wack language Russian slut,
looks like the bootleg of Zangief
When it comes to audio battle, he's no street fighter
Sniperk is just another dumb ludacris, who's loses his emotion
This milk dud ducklin, times you by twelve, I get a easy balling ball win
Use words like Cantabrigian, you stay sining with Phrygian demons
Ogygian wasn't your first word, but Callipygian is ending yo post like steatopygian..
Sniperk rhymes stinks worst pooped any dude layed a droped in concentration camp
Your rhymes are not even close to words like acanthopterygian leaving you wow like stygian..

 

[love yal]

Stuff a gernade in yo mouth
I'll start my battle rap, fake watch out
Chain saw yo weak raps, split verses in half
Tell you couldn't come back even if talk a rap star
Sorry, I'm not a rap star, I do this for fun, you'll hype like hype club
Uz not a nascar, you slower than a whale trying to rap on land
You stanks like old trash, take the gernade out yo mouth
Let you lived, neva mind drilled hole stuck the gernade back in body
raned and watched you explode!

 

[thedesolateone]

my battle raps blastoff like champayne bottle caps
rattle heads
i came back to life to battle the dead
and split visions sharper than arrow heads
choices i make are like a narrow ledge
be sure the cowards will beg

 

[deaththreats]

I get my mind ready to let some rhymes flow

rhymes cold, cold flow, no flo-joe more like GI Joe

that hard flow army combat for all ya'll fake eyes

evil flow, destro, ya'll soft guys while I spit Snake eyes

ya'll keep bland rhymes like no salt on fries, bullets fly, leave bodies fried

that's no lie, say a prayer before he die, sunshine see his spirit float off into the sky

 

[thedesolateone]

submission positions similar to my bars
its my level that limit the stars
my raps are compared and contrasted to diseases like cancer and sars
im so ill like ants crawlin out your buttcrack
my audience calls me charles manson from mars
i just shine you get no answer from stars
i started the sporting sunglasses fashion
now yall think you fancy hunh?

 

[deaththreats]

Man im in a good mood, afternoon time on a Saturday

lyrics not for play, ya'll pay to play, i get paid and play

sometimes this aint fair....i must be cheating boy

looking for competition but it aint there...i must be deleting boys

rhymes knock em out, pillow & bed sheets...I stay defeating boys

buy 'em, break 'em, roll 'em, light em up damn..I stay chiefing boys

 

[love yal]

You in the hood

because you into mechanics,

You couldn't kill a beat, if you flowed like Eminem

And Future, all weak m.c's go to sleep like demin

Jeans, my chick wear you out like tight denim,

Make yal feel feninem, I have tracks like kill them

turn yal into drag queens faster then you choose yo favorite car random.

 

[love yal]

Car protection Like Kiss of Dragon

I attack you silly raps like the pool table snaps

Knocking characters, leaving yal lying in the floor, I win strips

*any instrumental*

This freestyle is crazy like zoo animals

My wordplay attacks you like Tiger radical

Leaving you ate up, like Tigers lunch,

My verse eats you like animals only leaving bones like a-hole..

 

[sniperk]

Sniperk this wack language Russian slut,

looks like the bootleg of Zangief

When it comes to audio battle, he's no street fighter

Sniperk is just another dumb ludacris, who's loses his emotion

This milk dud ducklin, times you by twelve, I get a easy balling ball win

Use words like Cantabrigian, you stay sining with Phrygian demons

Ogygian wasn't your first word, but Callipygian is ending yo post like steatopygian..

Sniperk rhymes stinks worst pooped any dude layed a droped in concentration camp

Your rhymes are not even close to words like acanthopterygian leaving you wow like stygian..

Bwah ha ha ha!!!

Is this shit for real? I swear you are the 'Borat' of the IC battle...

You just strung together a bunch of words...

I'm a 'Russian slut' who 'stinks worse pooped any dude'...

Holy shit, you are jokes... keep up the good work...

 

[sniperk]

I get my mind ready to let some rhymes flow

rhymes cold, cold flow, no flo-joe more like GI Joe

that hard flow army combat for all ya'll fake eyes

evil flow, destro, ya'll soft guys while I spit Snake eyes

ya'll keep bland rhymes like no salt on fries, bullets fly, leave bodies fried

that's no lie, say a prayer before he die, sunshine see his spirit float off into the sky

Now THIS was a dope verse.

Nice flow, nice imagery... feeling the G.I. Joe drops...

 

[love yal]

Bwah ha ha ha!!!

Is this shit for real? I swear you are the 'Borat' of the IC battle...

You just strung together a bunch of words...

I'm a 'Russian slut' who 'stinks worse pooped any dude'...

Holy shit, you are jokes... keep up the good work...

Lol.....Borat..funny movie...nothing serious, thanks, I'm keeping working on my verse...you too keep up the good work.

 

[thedesolateone]

the most skillful with coke in billfolds
i instill fear like a scarecrow
daydreams of mariquana meadows
my lines get you high coming down you die
forgetting you cant fly
im the beast they kept in the barnyard
last time i almost took your arm off
when i caught you in that mom and pops

 

[love yal]

Punish yo raps like parents

Put you in the corner like bad child

Yo bars ain't no match for bars of belts

These belts of bars, will make you fresh

New again, a whoopin worst then the Jacksons

In my class, with yo weak rhymes, you ain't

Passing, you keep asking, if I the best

I'm best lyrical, to punish you no metaphor,

you get no Baskin Robbin.

 

[love yal]

Your comebacks, are not fire

Like my soilds firestorms

When you get tired, my metaphors

Turns to a firebomb, uz no fireball

Not even hot like firebrigade

But your tired behind can pass for a firebrand

I come down this whole verse like firehydrant

It was too hot, I need a fire extinguisher

When yo verse get burn, call the fire department

Wash yal like Katrina mix tsunami, end you like storm like rain.